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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Because their schools will have more money.....?

We have to pay for things somehow.

I guess Trump's going to go after Amazon/WAPO again while giving himself a free "smart" pass.  

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national strike if that happens 

between that and the kids Trump has disappeared this is out of hand.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

national strike if that happens 

between that and the kids Trump has disappeared this is out of hand.

Mr. Belvedere's balls?

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Didn’t watch the video just the still shot at the beginning and she’s right. I simply can’t comprehend his genius because it doesn’t exist. 

Just the still shot at the beginning and I want to use a shotgun on my monitor.

 

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Bolton's gonna be the fluffer.  Get Putin nice and hard for Trump to save wear-and-tear on that orange jowl. 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Mr. Belvedere's balls?

We have to draw the line somewhere. 

I wonder if Donald Trump knows that this is his opportunity to fire Sessions for cause.

12 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

I've looked all over twitter, and while there are some that said "he probably shouldn't have gone" and that his wife is huge MAGA, there wasn't any tween I saw that said that were demanding he be fired. 

 

Wait. Your phone auto corrected "tweet" to "tween?" You have some fetishes or something?

McHale has shown himself to be a dumbass.  There's no law against being a dumbass.

He can support Trump if he wants, and if he's stupid.  Freedom motherfuckers. 

10 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Not sure what the Trump administration  would call this new education/labor department combo, but I’m sure it will be misspelled.

It would be called DeVry.

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I still haven't seen any actual video of Melania meeting with or looking at the imprisoned immigrant children. And did she only go to McAllen? Isn't that where we've already seen shots from inside? Why not go to a girls' internment facility? Or one of those new tent camps? Or one of the "tender age" facilities?

She's in way over her head. Ivanka is better suited for this. 

21 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

She's in way over her head. Ivanka is better suited for this. 

I'd say they're equally feckless. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'd say they're equally feckless. 

Well, the options are thin. Those are the only 2 pseudo compassionate people in the entire admin and they're both completely vapid.  Ivanka handles herself better in those situations though. Other than that theres one decent military man and a bunch of complete assholes, both men and women. 

1 hour ago, F250 said:

It would be called DeVry.

Close.  DePrive.  

14 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

this is twilight zone stuff.

She's in way over her head. Ivanka is better suited for this. 


The real answer here is Tiffany. But she’s smart enough to stay the hell away from the whole shitshow. If she had been born to someone without money we’d be making it rain on her ass at the Yellow Rose instead of getting updates of her in law school.
18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Eight tweets so far from Dotard 

Not posting because fuck him.

Most of them endorsements for political candidates.  A couple of ones which say that the Republicans should push back any immigration reform until after the midterms, so there will be fewer "obstructionist" Democrats. 

Most inexplicable thing about her wearing that jacket is its price.  Shocking, really.

21 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Most of them endorsements for political candidates.  A couple of ones which say that the Republicans should push back any immigration reform until after the midterms, so there will be fewer "obstructionist" Democrats. 

I don’t like the sound of that.  If Trump is bragging about midterm results already, there’s good chance he’s working to rig them.

18 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Most of them endorsements for political candidates.  A couple of ones which say that the Republicans should push back any immigration reform until after the midterms, so there will be fewer "obstructionist" Democrats. 

He’s panicking.  He’s losing his grip on Congressional Republicans and throwing out some favors to remind them that it’s his party. 

The Republicans in Congress are the only clear threat to his power.  He has to keep them appeased if things start going south.

GOP could repair a lot of damage if they removed him over the kids in cages.  But they won’t.

Uh yeah, he's definitely doing some damage control with congressional Republicans after getting slapped down with the Mark Sanford tweet.

Competitive republican primaries end in late August. Will be interesting to see what happens after that. 

Hahahaha.  Burn in hell Nikki.

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“It is patently ridiculous for the United Nations to examine poverty in America,” Haley wrote in a letter to Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on Thursday. “In our country, the President, Members of Congress, Governors, Mayors, and City Council members actively engage on poverty issues every day. Compare that to the many countries around the world, whose governments knowingly abuse human rights and cause pain and suffering.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/06/21/nikki-haley-it-is-patently-ridiculous-for-the-united-nations-to-examine-poverty-in-america/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8d3032ad2792

I'm kind of over what he's doing.  He's going to do whatever, but the people that support it, they are the problem.   Congress, admin officials, and the general public.  THOSE are the real threats.  

this is the king of freaking Netherlands - 

 

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Don't worry, Congress passed a law back in 2002 authorizing a US invasion of The Hague in the event that any Americans are held there for violating international law.  That sounds like an insane joke but it's true.

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

I don’t like the sound of that.  If Trump is bragging about midterm results already, there’s good chance he’s working to rig them.

Would you have any reason to believe he's NOT working to rig them?

So stories about separating families are now phony. Just fake news I guess. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Why the fuck is Strong Southern Border capitalized?!?!

It's a new brand of whiskey that Donald is backing.

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So stories about separating families are now phony. Just fake news I guess. 

He wants everyone talking about Peter Strozk text messages instead.

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Phony stories that he said were sad the other day? 

It's ironic - remember not too long ago, we dropped bombs in Syria because of the "beautiful babies" and how sad they made Teh Donald feel.

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why the fuck is Strong Southern Border capitalized?!?!

Dunno, but I can see a band adopting that name any day now.  

For his own sake I hope Paul Manafort has a Strong Southern Border.

26 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Nikki is losing it.  She used to have some character, and even had the backbone to ignore some of Trumps nonsense, and provide an even keeled voice for the US at the UN.  Now she's becoming a more attractive version of Sanders. Growling angrily while knowing you're in the wrong may work for Sanders, but it wont work out well for Hailey. 

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Womp womp.

Someone probably has pointed out to the President that European car makers do, in fact, build cars in our country.  But he probably forgot.

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

"I was for all that shit you were doing to other people, but this is different."

Not just in the US, but in the places that support him. South Carolina (BMW) , Alabama (MB), Tennessee (VW).

"and it great companies"

Only the best poeple.

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Yes but at least the tax cuts covered his Costco membership for the year. 

Yeah, like how US companies outsource their manufacturing to SE Asia, the Europeans like our low wage labor.  

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