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13 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

The best thing about Mr. I KNOW HISTORY is that had he lived during the time his hero was the dictator of the nazi state, he would’ve been among the earliest people to get a T4 label and been permanently cancelled. Not that he even realizes that.

Going back in time to get murdered to stick it to the libs.

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5 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

He will?  What the fuck? Who the fuck is president now?  Did they really say that?

 

Not in so many words. She said that spineless mayors ceded their cities to mobs, and then projected that this present chaos is exactly what we can expect under our potential future president. It’s a weird doublespeak lie the Trumpists keep trotting our there. They rattle off all the horrible shit going on under Trump and use all that shit as examples of what Biden will do. And terrified morons eat it up.

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This fucking guy is the absolute master of shamelessly taking credit for every positive coincidental statistic. 


Bro, don’t you politics?? That’s all any politician does, literally all the time.


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Charm the chancellor of Germany? Really? 

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Charm the chancellor of Germany? Really? 

 

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10 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

 


Bro, don’t you politics?? That’s all any politician does, literally all the time.


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Not really.  Not into the "both sides rap."

20 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Joe Biden didn’t stand up to the weak, spineless mayors in our rioting cities! But when Trump is President, he will!

And it’s another irrelevant claim to a hard-scrabble upbringing. Drink!

High school classmate, on Facebook earlier today, paraphrasing:

 

"Trump needs to win so he can stop these protests".

and

"When Trump is president, these protests won't be happening"

 

So Pence kissed his wife. Has Trump ever been seen kissing Melania? Shit, she didn’t even let him accompany her to the stage last night. 

The crowd of 100 or so people are going wild

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

High school classmate, on Facebook earlier today, paraphrasing:

 

"Trump needs to win so he can stop these protests".

and

"When Trump is president, these protests won't be happening"

 

Go do this to your classmatehead hit GIF

All of the speakers tonight are just running out the clock introducing their families. This is more like a series of wedding toasts than a political convention.

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Go do this to your classmatehead hit GIF

 

I'm not sure it would make any difference.

What is amazing to me is over the past month or so, he (and others) I know have transformed Trump from the President to a candidate, and somehow have bought into the notion that all of our social upheaval is somehow Biden's fault.

If you asked him who was the President, of course he would say Trump, but the ability of people like him to set that aside and somehow reconcile in their minds that Trump is the outsider here is mind-boggling.

It's fun listening to this idoit spout complete bullshit, though he's starting to put me to sleep.

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

It's fun listening to this idoit spout complete bullshit, though he's starting to put me to sleep.

That's when he'll make his move on you

Germany has a Chancellor now to be charmed?  Uh, that's usually not a great sign for geopolitical stability. Is there somebody in Austria we can call?  

I'm gonna call one of the Neville bRothers.  

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52 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

According to CNN, only Mike Pence's speech is live tonight. Every other speech is recorded, including Lara's speech. Yet...here she is tweeting 30 minutes ago acting like she's getting ready to speak live. These people never miss an opportunity to lie their asses off. 

 

Eyeliner on a pig.

8 minutes ago, Skyline said:

 

Yes, but what this Convention presupposes is..."What if he did sign it?"  

Wildcat.  Wildcat.  Wildcat.  I'm gonna go now.  

29 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

So Pence kissed his wife. Has Trump ever been seen kissing Melania? Shit, she didn’t even let him accompany her to the stage last night. 

She won’t even let him hold her hand.  He tries to get close so he can give her a “sniff”.   Kiss....no way....sex.....hell no.

Grifters all the way down.
Can’t verify whether or not he’s been booted tonight.
 

BrothaHorn?

Is the "time of testing" some sort of evangelical refrain?

God doesn't give a shit about your 18th century concepts of freedom. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Each and every one of these fuckers is a lying propagandist gaslighting piece of shit. 

Like I need to tune in to know that. It'll be more of the same tomorrow. 

i have something positive to say!!

Melania's dress tonight is fantastic 😁

Melania looking good thought straight up. 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Republicans have terrible music. 

All the good bands told them to stop playing their stuff because they hate this fat bastard.

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Republicans have terrible music. 

Because no one will authorize them to use their music at their hate rallies.

Just now, TexArcher said:

All the good bands told them to stop playing their stuff because they hate this fat bastard.

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So if Biden is President he will create an Ameica that is unrecogizable?

Take a hard look at America at this very moment - it is unrecognizable now.

For christsake, tens of millions of Americans have not been to their workplace or eaten a meal in a restaurant in 6 months. Air travel is down 70% from a year ago. You can't even count on the Postal Office to deliver your mail anymore. Hell, i am unrecongnizablee after a half a year without a haircut.

Is Austin the Austin you recognize from 4 years a go?!

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Not in so many words. She said that spineless mayors ceded their cities to mobs, and then projected that this present chaos is exactly what we can expect under our potential future president. It’s a weird doublespeak lie the Trumpists keep trotting our there. They rattle off all the horrible shit going on under Trump and use all that shit as examples of what Biden will do. And terrified morons eat it up.

Yeah it’s such a non sequiter that I can’t even understand the argument. It’s nonsensical like most of what comes out of his mouth. 

All these Olds worrying about violence in the big bad cites coming to them?

Deaths from the BLM movement and protests this year? - what, maybe a dozen? - some perpertated by those who were expressly against the BLM movement. Off the top of my head.. 

  • a "Boogaloo Boy" in Oakland killed a police officer
  • a Trump supporter in Kenosha kiled two protestors
  • a US Veteran, who threated violence to protestors on social media, killed a protestor in Austin

Deaths from Coronavirus, in which seniors are particularly susceptible? - 180,000 and counting. 

 

that so many Americans are buying the slop being fed to them, it's just.. disheartening.

1 hour ago, Skyline said:

 

This is the thing that’s always been bizarre about the trump administration.

 

FACTS DON’T MATTER. BEING RIGHT DOESNT MATTER.

its all about how defiant you are. How confident you are and how much you give the liberal media the middle finger. 
 

his base filled with degenerate morons doesn’t care as long as you prove to them that you’re trying to own the libs and you make a scene about it.

 

really weird, but ok.

12 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

This is the thing that’s always been bizarre about the trump administration.

 

FACTS DON’T MATTER. BEING RIGHT DOESNT MATTER.

its all about how defiant you are. How confident you are and how much you give the liberal media the middle finger. 
 

his base filled with degenerate morons doesn’t care as long as you prove to them that you’re trying to own the libs and you make a scene about it.

 

really weird, but ok.

yeah, as it turns out, it's not ok.

7 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

This is the thing that’s always been bizarre about the trump administration.

FACTS DON’T MATTER. BEING RIGHT DOESNT MATTER.

its all about how defiant you are. How confident you are and how much you give the liberal media the middle finger. 

his base filled with degenerate morons doesn’t care as long as you prove to them that you’re trying to own the libs and you make a scene about it.

 

really weird, but ok.

That's been a characteristic of the Republicans for a long while. Karl Rove derided the "reality-based community" back in 2004 saying that they who were in power could create their own reality. Trump just turned it up to 11 because he's learned through his life as a con man and reality TV star just how gullible and stupid the American people are. 

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

All these Olds worrying about violence in the big bad cites coming to them?

Deaths from the BLM movement and protests this year? - what, maybe a dozen? - some perpertated by those who were expressly against the BLM movement. Off the top of my head.. 

  • a "Boogaloo Boy" in Oakland killed a police officer
  • a Trump supporter in Kenosha kiled two protestors
  • a US Veteran, who threated violence to protestors on social media, killed a protestor in Austin

Deaths from Coronavirus, in which seniors are particularly susceptible? - 180,000 and counting. 

 

that so many Americans are buying the slop being fed to them, it's just.. disheartening.

Same with their accusations of voting fraud which were reinforced by several cases of Republicans committing voting fraud, including president Dotard.

So it was a big accomplishment of James Madison that he was young-ish when an event he had nothing to do with occurred? 

Hell, my brother accomplished being alive when we landed on the moon when he was only 2!

15 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

So it was a big accomplishment of James Madison that he was young-ish when an event he had nothing to do with occurred? 

Hell, my brother accomplished being alive when we landed on the moon when he was only 2!

It’s the biggest MAGA thing ever to take credit for others accomplishments that you had nothing to do with and be the first one to downplay or deny any of your failures.

 

this kid is a very quick Trump study.

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Standing practice is not paying dividends. 

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