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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them


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6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Unless the gorilla has been trained how to defend against a sword, I don’t need any training to know how to gut him with it. I wouldn’t even need the other 4 dudes

A gorilla would fuck you up 1 v 1. You couldn’t gut it efficiently enough for it to not rip your nuts out first. 

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1 hour ago, Texasborn91 said:

A gorilla would fuck you up 1 v 1. You couldn’t gut it efficiently enough for it to not rip your nuts out first. 

He would never get close enough to gut it without being killed.

I may be wrong but even lions don’t fuck with gorillas.

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2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

no way a gorilla could take 100 dudes.  i saw a tweet where a lady goes "is it just me or does it seem like running a marathon wouldn't be that hard." 

it shows an obliviousness to exhaustion from mass repetition.  

Exactly how are any or all of the 100 guys going to actually kill this gorilla?

Smother him?

How are you going to do that exactly?

Cover his nose and mouth somehow?

Good luck with that.
 

 

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3 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

Just like the Tyson scenario… it’s a numbers/cardio game. There are some big ass 12 year olds out there. If Shaq and the mountain from GOT are 2 of the 100 then maybe things get interesting. 

I think Shaq is too kind-hearted to kill a gorilla. So now you’re down to just The Mountain. 

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