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2 hours ago, linux said:

Writing that AD contract when they are about to cost cut, as if they need a special AD for that shit 

They overpaid a sitting cost-cutting AD who knows how to cut a budget. He wanted to come be an Aggie so much that they had to overpay him. You sips don't understand anything do ya?

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20 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

That gives CDC 6 years to get a plan in place. Around 2031 aggy will be past the Jimbo contract, and equally important, the Trev Alberts disaster.

What if, and that’s a big if, aggy gets lucky on the AD hire? 

i think the talkiebird replacement will use alberts as the escapegoat when the pitchforks and torches come out after another 8-4

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Tarp is a treasure. A lifetime of A&M fandom and all the misery that comes with it, has gifted him the rare Aggie trait of perception. And now that he has it, he views himself as superior to the rest of his brethren. And the only satisfaction he gets is twisting the knife while feeling superior, as if he’s above it all somehow. But he’s still the same addict. 

does tarp have a dossier on looch?  how does tarp get to retain his staff tag?  is he part owner of the ministry?

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Tarp is a treasure. A lifetime of A&M fandom and all the misery that comes with it, has gifted him the rare Aggie trait of perception. And now that he has it, he views himself as superior to the rest of his brethren. And the only satisfaction he gets is twisting the knife while feeling superior, as if he’s above it all somehow. But he’s still the same addict. 

I mean...

I Guess If You Say So GIF

 

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22 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

That gives CDC 6 years to get a plan in place. Around 2031 aggy will be past the Jimbo contract, and equally important, the Trev Alberts disaster.

What if, and that’s a big if, aggy gets lucky on the AD hire? 

Might as well add on:

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Posted

 

Ah, yes.

The first 8 topics on Aggie 247 ... guess it's Advantage Aggy, huh?  Lulz.

 

The dumb fucks should remember

- they began the year ranked #1.  

- then had the quickest nosedive out of the rankings, of any #1 team IN HISTORY.

- did not even make it into the post season.

Texas - 

- began the year unranked.

- rose to #1.

- won the Regular Season SEC championship.  In our very first year in the SEC.

- made it into the post season.

- can look forward to progressing back to the top, led by a coach who sneered contemptuously at their crappy school before moving to Austin, the first chance he got.

 

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If we don’t win it all, our season is a failure to dear old aggy. Football was bad because we didn’t win the conference even though we made it to the playoff semifinals. Baseball was bad because we didn’t win the regional even though we won the conference.

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Meanwhile the “sleeping giant” 107 miles to the east has been in an 85 year coma. 
My great grandfather (born in 1862) was alive to see their last, and only, claimed MNC in the big 3 sports.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I don't give a shit what they think. Texas got beat twice by a team that played better. I'm not going to invent excuses retroactively about how UTSA was better than their ranking and should never have been placed in the same bracket as the number 2 overall seed. Because that's what those dorks would do. 

We admit the Longhorns played the part of the Coyote in the regional. 

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10 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I don't give a shit what they think. Texas got beat twice by a team that played better. I'm not going to invent excuses retroactively about how UTSA was better than their ranking and should never have been placed in the same bracket as the number 2 overall seed. Because that's what those dorks would do. 

Who is? I don't care about their rank.  It's about what happens on the field. They're better than us. We still won a conferencen championship. 

Posted
1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Not really, because...

It was a surprisingly good season.  Trend is up.  

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

#1s get beat by #2s all the time. It sucks it happened to us, but it happens. UTSA consistently had our number this year, annoyingly.

You can sugarcoat anything if you strip it of context. The bottom line is we got knocked out of our own regional for the first time since 2006, by a team with vastly less talent than us (even with our injuries).

UTSA trotted out a pitcher with a 7.85 ERA and we scored just one run against him in six innings. UTSA took the lead in the first inning and we never came close to threatening them despite it being a must-win game. We hit a miserable .198 with RISP during the entire regional. And in the first loss to UTSA we blew a 6-1 lead with multiple fielding errors by Flores and Gasparino, who both played horribly all weekend but never saw the bench. Three of UTSA's runs were unearned in a game they won by two.

This wasn't some heroic underdog story where we fell just short despite giving it our best. We basically invited UTSA to kick us out of the tournament and they obliged. We played horrendously in all three phases and lost a very winnable game. Spencer and Schuessler are gone next year, and we're probably losing Belyeu, Galvan and Borba to the draft. Next year's team is going to have its struggles.

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

You can sugarcoat anything if you strip it of context. The bottom line is we got knocked out of our own regional for the first time since 2006, by a team with vastly less talent than us (even with our injuries).

UTSA trotted out a pitcher with a 7.85 ERA and we scored just one run against him in six innings. UTSA took the lead in the first inning and we never came close to threatening them despite it being a must-win game. We hit a miserable .198 with RISP during the entire regional. And in the first loss to UTSA we blew a 6-1 lead with multiple fielding errors by Flores and Gasparino, who both played horribly all weekend but never saw the bench. Three of UTSA's runs were unearned in a game they won by two.

This wasn't some heroic underdog story where we fell just short despite giving it our best. We basically invited UTSA to kick us out of the tournament and they obliged. We played horrendously in all three phases and lost a very winnable game. Spencer and Schuessler are gone next year, and we're probably losing Belyeu, Galvan and Borba to the draft. Next year's team is going to have its struggles.

Yes, this is the good stuff. Pure, uncut Satya.

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Posted (edited)

Aggie joy and delusion and homophobia:

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Attendance!

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Best fans in the world!

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These guys:

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Hyperventilating with joy:

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* You don't have much choice. It's what the losers do during playoff time.

Remember when they said karma would be a shrieking harpy descending t.u. with vengence over the ebil done last summer?

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First, how embarrassing that we went to the CWS 37 times and only won 88 games! The Aggies are delighted to have avoided that shame!

Second, karma was good with us winning the SEC, sweeping the Aggies' sorry asses, and hosting a regional, but t.u. will never experience CWS success because of superstition! We're so pathetic.

 

Here's some hardcore Aggie shit:

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Posted (edited)

Well, they found Trev under some Nebraska hole. And guess what, Nebraska hasn't missed a beat of sucking.  Elko, BLURP! "Had a few hot dogs to hold me over before my non-victory 64oz slab of beef with a few pounds of fries soaked in pig fat". He's not going to run out of time on that feast. Possible coronary though. Bucky Beavis, is still fighting against a trucking park for name recognition outside of being some hillbilly that defines Beavis - Mike Judge be warned.  Earley ... well I think the man may be slow.  How hard is it to coach baseball? Do they even have to practice much? What a great season for Texas in all sports.  Thanks CDC, etc. I'm not sure next year will top this one tbh.Let's not skip Elko - we were annihilated to having gone toe to toe (can he see show?), back and forth game they nearly won... yea. OK fatass.

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On 6/1/2025 at 9:31 AM, Getafix said:

 

Tarp loves his Aggies. 

When they inevitably crater, he does a couple of things - 

- he seems to derive some perverse satisfaction from describing A&M's ineptitude in all its gory detail.  Essentially delight in twisting the knife.

- he goes into this mode of ascribing the failures to his subscribers. "You did xyz ..." "you gave Jimbo his contract ..." and so on.  Pretty hilarious for us ... ahem, neutral 🙂 observers.

A couple of instances:

(think he means first to worst re: Michael Earley ... )

 

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(Btw, the guy who referred to Sark as (a) "former drug addict", admitted in a subsequent post that that was a cheap shot, and called his "own foul".  So there was that.)

 

And ... 

 

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Ouch ... 

 

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I could buy Tarp a beer and talk for ~10 minutes, as he’s grounded and realistic.  Some of my best friends growing up are aggy, as well as extended family members. My HS years during the ‘80s sucked as they had a T-Day winning streak on us during the JS era.

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Posted
2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I could buy Tarp a beer and talk for ~10 minutes, as he’s grounded and realistic.  Some of my best friends growing up are aggy, as well as extended family members. My HS years during the ‘80s sucked as they had a T-Day winning streak on us during the JS era.

Hookem!!!

you are a moron for typing this statement and a moron for wanting to buy this guy anything.  he blatantly called Sark a drug addict.  

 

Hookem!!!

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2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

you are a moron for typing this statement and a moron for wanting to buy this guy anything.  he blatantly called Sark a drug addict.  

 

Hookem!!!

Well I do have extended family that are MFng aggy, so I’ve grown over the last 40+ years how to deal with them.  Every freaking major holiday!  Twice I begged my wife to go to Tahoe for Christmas (basically to leave the extended family and she loved Tahoe).  We didn’t even ski.  We’d been there twice in the summer, once with kids.  Wife wanted to retire on the East side of Lake Tahoe (Nevada side) she liked the area so much.

Hook’em!!!

 

 

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