December 21, 2025Dec 21 12 minutes ago, SaucyJack said: Who do we want to replace Sark? In no particular order, I got Saban, Smart, Day, Cignetti, Meyer, Swinney. I'm not a betting man , but Swinney will never coach at Texas. He's a coach that doesn't believe in using the portal or NIL, I can't imagine he would ever be seriously considered.
December 21, 2025Dec 21 3 hours ago, TreatyOak said: It's exactly what I thought was wrong with the offense this year. I was screaming when we were on offense all season at every sack, every wrong lineup, every negative run, every missed assignment and every dropped pass. You should have heard me: "SARK HAS TO BABYSIT THE DEFENSE AND HAS NO TIME TO CALL GREAT PLAYS, OR MAKE SURE THE RIGHT PLAYERS ARE IN THE GAME!!!! GET A HEAD COACH FOR THE DEFENSE SO HE CAN FOCUS ON THE OFFENSE!!!!!!! 😡 Looks like he listened to you. Flexing your insider status, I see.
December 21, 2025Dec 21 1 minute ago, boilerhorn said: Looks like he listened to you. Flexing your insider status, I see.
December 22, 2025Dec 22 On 12/20/2025 at 9:17 AM, MrBig said: I still think it’s a setup for Sark’s exit next year. We hire Muschamp for DC (when clearly offense was the problem) and everyone is overjoyed. Then when Sark leaves for the NFL next year and takes his butt buddies Flood and Banks with him, we won’t be left with our dicks in our hands because we have Coach Boom to step up and be the HC. Then everyone is overjoyed once again. Think about it, if Sark has the same staff as 2025 and then leaves after 2026 taking everyone with him, we look like fools without having someone waiting in the wings to take over the way Muschamp can possibly do now. Who the fuck would be happy with Muschamp as HC? He's already been fired twice from SEC schools because in 8+ seasons he managed a 56-51 record. No reason Texas should be the third school to fire his ass.
December 22, 2025Dec 22 Popular Post This thread is filled with the most miserable fucks this side of College Station.
December 22, 2025Dec 22 1 hour ago, Post Oak said: This thread is filled with the most miserable fucks this side of College Station. In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads.
December 22, 2025Dec 22 11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. But if that happens the 2 separate threads will be inundated with this thread sucks posters. Conversely if we go full admin board and ban those stepping outside the lines the threads will slow to a crawl sans the this thread sucks posters. This thread sucks posters are the decimal point argument glue that holds this place together. What would we do without them. It's like trying to imagine social media without influencers and their amazing value.
December 22, 2025Dec 22 1 hour ago, Nicole44 said: In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. And we should have a.... Master Control Program, call it "MCP", to control the 2 Sark threads? Lulz.
December 26, 2025Dec 26 On 12/21/2025 at 7:50 PM, Post Oak said: This thread is filled with the most miserable fucks this side of College Station. Can we build a fucking fence around it, kind of like Escape from New York?
December 26, 2025Dec 26 2 hours ago, MirrOlure said: Can we build a fucking fence around it, kind of like Escape from New York?
December 26, 2025Dec 26 1 hour ago, Dnaguy said: Delete post. Ban user The most intelligent thing posted here in weeks.
December 28, 2025Dec 28 On 12/21/2025 at 7:48 PM, Blotto said:Who the fuck would be happy with Muschamp as HC? He's already been fired twice from SEC schools because in 8+ seasons he managed a 56-51 record. No reason Texas should be the third school to fire his ass. Yeah. That was a weird take. Coach Boom would have filled one of the many open head coaching positions this year if he was all that as a head coach. He is not.
December 28, 2025Dec 28 On 12/21/2025 at 9:03 PM, Nicole44 said:In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. Two separate threads about one person or team are not allowed here. You know better.
December 28, 2025Dec 28 First, I can't believe I came back for this thread. Second, I'm equally surprised someone actually suggested wanting Dabo.
December 28, 2025Dec 28 That was me.I made an incredibly stupid sarcastic post to match the incredibly stupid posting in this thread.
December 28, 2025Dec 28 11 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:That was me.I made an incredibly stupid sarcastic post to match the incredibly stupid posting in this thread.Living up to your username?
December 28, 2025Dec 28 1 hour ago, Armybrat said:Living up to your username?This thread really wants me to.You're a naughty one Saucy JackYou're a haughty one Saucy JackWhen the streetlamp gaslight flickers and failsThen you see the last light glinting off the entrailsOh naughty naughty naughtyYou're a sneaky one Saucy JackYou're a cheeky one Saucy JackFirst the whore says "Guv'nor fancy a squeeze?"Next you will be shov'in her down the hole to HadesOh naughty naughty naughtyThe scourge of London Town(The scourge of London Town)There'll be no rest tillYou are a guest of The CrownNaughty naughty naughtyYou're a ghoulish one Saucy JackNot a foolish one Saucy JackThough the peelers track you early and latеSlipping out the back you counter with a checkmatе, nicole Edited December 28, 2025Dec 28 by SaucyJack added , nicole
December 28, 2025Dec 28 On 12/21/2025 at 9:03 PM, Nicole44 said:In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. I'm just here waiting for all the dirt to be breaking news. Or it was all BS and group think confirmation bias.
December 29, 2025Dec 29 Man, going down memory lane was better than I thought. Good times reading all the posts during us pounding aggy into pillow biting submission.
December 29, 2025Dec 29 4 hours ago, mdmost said:Don't worry. If we lose the bowl game, this thread will heat up again.TIL at least one person on this board thinks he'll get fired if we make the CFP next year but fail to make the semis.
December 29, 2025Dec 29 On 12/21/2025 at 9:03 PM, Nicole44 said:In all fairness we should have a good Sark sunshine pumping thread and a complain about Sark dark thread. That way people can just go to their thread of choice and stop expecting a thread about one guy to be either all good or all bad. It’s a mix. So we should have two threads. We have a docuseries, a musical, and now possibly two threads for Sark.If two threads can't be done, then maybe a novel can be considered for pumping and complaining.I have the perfect beginning for our novel entitled "A Tale of Two Sarks."It was the best of Sark, it was the worst of Sark, it was the age of offensive genius, it was the age of not making key plays in the redzone, it was the epoch belief in his play calling, it was the epoch of failure on 4th and goal from the one-yard line, it was the seasons of semis in the CFP, it was the season of not making the CFP, it was the late summers of hope of national championships, it was the autumn's of despair of falling short, Texas had everything before them, they were going to the promise land, then Texas went directly the other way---in short this period was so far like the present period, that some of the noisiest podcasters, sports forecasters, and forum posters insisted on it being received, for good or bad, in the superlative degree of comparison only.This could be a best seller. 😀
December 29, 2025Dec 29 9 hours ago, SaucyJack said:That was me.I made an incredibly stupid sarcastic post to match the incredibly stupid posting in this thread.In that case +rep. It's hard to tell because of how many posters would be happy with any of that gaggle of bagmen cheaters and has beens
December 29, 2025Dec 29 On 12/21/2025 at 7:50 PM, Post Oak said:This thread is filled with the most miserable fucks this side of College Station.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 Another proof point in my treatise on Sark: with the myriad of coaching changes this season, we heard a lot of “pay Kalen Deboer or Dan Lanning whatever they ask” for the Michigan job. The top ten names all got thrown around for Penn State, Michigan and other choice jobs. But somehow, despite all his brilliance, Steve Sarkesian’s name never came up. Wonder what is up with that? I thought he was one of the most brilliant offensive minds in the game and a QB whisperer. Could it be that our $9.95’s are…wrong?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:Another proof point in my treatise on Sark: with the myriad of coaching changes this season, we heard a lot of “pay Kalen Deboer or Dan Lanning whatever they ask” for the Michigan job. The top ten names all got thrown around for Penn State, Michigan and other choice jobs. But somehow, despite all his brilliance, Steve Sarkesian’s name never came up. Wonder what is up with that? I thought he was one of the most brilliant offensive minds in the game and a QB whisperer. Could it be that our $9.95’s are…wrong?This is a joke right ?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 Sark would completely glaze Bama if asked this question. v12044gd0000d5a7jmfog65k5oar3av0.mp4
December 31, 2025Dec 31 9 hours ago, Hookem10 said:This is a joke right ?If it's a joke, it sure isn't much of one.The list of the hottest coaches today and coaches actually approached for jobs like Michigan and Penn State somehow didn't include genius and master strategist/motivator Steve Sarkesian. Louisville’s Jeff BrohmOregon's Dan LanningArizona State’s Kenny Dillingham (locked up with new contract)Missouri’s Eli Drinkwitz Washington’s Jedd FischAlabama's Kalen DeboerIndiana's Curt Cignetti (locked up with new contract)Hell, even His Royal Whaleness, the Duke of Elko, appeared on wish lists for Michigan.Apparently, not everyone in college football shares the opinion that Sarkesian is an ace-in-the-hole, cracker jack coach.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 14 hours ago, TreatyOak said:Another proof point in my treatise on Sark: with the myriad of coaching changes this season, we heard a lot of “pay Kalen Deboer or Dan Lanning whatever they ask” for the Michigan job. The top ten names all got thrown around for Penn State, Michigan and other choice jobs. But somehow, despite all his brilliance, Steve Sarkesian’s name never came up. Wonder what is up with that? I thought he was one of the most brilliant offensive minds in the game and a QB whisperer. Could it be that our $9.95’s are…wrong?Yep. So many teams are after Marcus freeman. What does he have that sark doesn’t?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 17 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:If it's a joke, it sure isn't much of one.The list of the hottest coaches today and coaches actually approached for jobs like Michigan and Penn State somehow didn't include genius and master strategist/motivator Steve Sarkesian.Louisville’s Jeff BrohmOregon's Dan LanningArizona State’s Kenny Dillingham (locked up with new contract)Missouri’s Eli Drinkwitz Washington’s Jedd FischAlabama's Kalen DeboerIndiana's Curt Cignetti (locked up with new contract)Hell, even His Royal Whaleness, the Duke of Elko, appeared on wish lists for Michigan.Apparently, not everyone in college football shares the opinion that Sarkesian is an ace-in-the-hole, cracker jack coach.So you're just that clueless, huh?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 Popular Post 3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:Yep. So many teams are after Marcus freeman. What does he have that sark doesn’t?A loss to aggy?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:So you're just that clueless, huhJust asking the question. Sark got paid a lot of money, Texas is the largest money-generating program, and has one of, if not the largest player payrolls in college football, but we couldn't make a 12-team playoff. Could it be possible that Sark isn't the best coach that Texas could get?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 13 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:Just asking the question. Sark got paid a lot of money, Texas is the largest money-generating program, and has one of, if not the largest player payrolls in college football, but we couldn't make a 12-team playoff. Could it be possible that Sark isn't the best coach that Texas could get?What's Sark's buyout?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 11 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:Just asking the question. Sark got paid a lot of money, Texas is the largest money-generating program, and has one of, if not the largest player payrolls in college football, but we couldn't make a 12-team playoff. Could it be possible that Sark isn't the best coach that Texas could get?Sark had a bad year. Trying to validate your disdain for him via the Michigan job is pathetic and stupid. Do you need it spelled out for you why no one mentioned Sark for that job?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 4 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:A win over Georgia?A loss to Alabama? A loss to Michigan?
December 31, 2025Dec 31 1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:Sark has one of those….,,And a win that got us in the playoff.
December 31, 2025Dec 31 12 minutes ago, mdmost said:And a win that got us in the playoff.Yes. People are crowning freeman and he ain’t done shit in the playoffs
December 31, 2025Dec 31 3 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:Yes. People are crowning freeman and he ain’t done shit in the playoffsMy memory could be failing me but I could've sworn he made it to the national championship game.
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