November 18, 2025Nov 18 Interim Head Coach Mack Brown would break SurlyFuck you for suggesting that sir. Maybe this is all a long game by one of the donors. Did Mack show up after sarks absence?
November 18, 2025Nov 18 11 minutes ago, RGBIII said: nobody: literally not a single soul: Sark: Safe to say he is not on the Epstein files then.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 Ketch's long post: mistakes were made, no raises for 2025 class, he's heard no indication that Sark won't be our coach for the indefinite future
November 18, 2025Nov 18 2 hours ago, Nicole44 said: Gee those who wanted to know DM’d me and I shared it with them. I said I’m not posting it publicly, you want to know DM me. If people think he would mutually part ways with Texas after this season bc the OLine sucks they probably need to find a new sport to follow. Thats what I meant, if people want to know, dm my ass and I will tell you. Don’t want to know fine, don’t give a fuck either way, then if you want you can post it and talk about how it’s just not to your standard of firing the guy. Sark can suck the ass end out of a dead rhino. He isn’t all that. I care about my team, the players and winning, coaches can either do what they are supposed to do which is win or they can get the fuck out. Especially if their own shit causes more issues. Period, So I'm curious what your thoughts will be when Sark is the coach of Texas next season? And with that said I trust Eltife. He will likely the ultimate decision maker.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 20 hours ago, Cajun said: It was described on this thread in Lat22's post. If you read the post, then you became aware of what she said. That's what I did. That's what a lot of people on this thread did and we didn't know what it said until after we read the post, here, on Surly. Did you choose not to read the post because you had the benefit of hindsight given commentary here? Or was it just that you had some kind of premonition to skip over it while in perusal mode? You could put a gun to my head and I couldn’t tell you a single word in Lat22’s post. I must have skimmed right over it. Y’all acting like Loreal social media shit is being forced fed to you is comical. And holy shit some of you and one other particularly person have been at this for 24+ hours. Give it a fucking break. In fact find a longhorn fan in the wild and go up to them and try and strike up a conversation about this horse shit. Maybe that’ll give you a dose of reality some of you badly need.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 5 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Ketch's long post: mistakes were made, no raises for 2025 class, he's heard no indication that Sark won't be our coach for the indefinite future Less Nessman doesn't know anything.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 4 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said: Less Nessman doesn't know anything. 9 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Ketch's long post: mistakes were made, no raises for 2025 class, he's heard no indication that Sark won't be our coach for the indefinite future * won’t be our coach Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by Im_smarter_then_you
November 18, 2025Nov 18 6 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: Ketch's long post: , he's heard no indication that Sark won't be our coach for the indefinite future Sark - it was fun while it lasted.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 21 minutes ago, wood said: I've watched enough really fucking bad NFL coaching & bad coaches getting retreaded over and over and over to know that there's absolutely someone or probably multiple someones in the league that would love to have Sark. Stupidity is just as rampant in the NFL as anywhere else. Kliff Kingsbury was fired after three straight losing seasons at Tech then hired as the head coach for the Arizona Cardinals. There's a lot of dumbasses in NFL front offices.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 Just now, The Dog said: Kliff Kingsbury was fired after three straight losing seasons at Tech then hired as the head coach for the Arizona Cardinals. There's a lot of dumbasses in NFL front offices. NFL owners:
November 18, 2025Nov 18 1 hour ago, chainsaw said: What would Desmond Howard know about any of that stuff? Funny how shit like that works. You're in the same booth, planes, and airport lounges with all these other people with the same job but different employers. You all talk about things off-camera, off the page. You hear things. A peer who's stellar at her job reports something, and gets flamed for it. You and your peers are pissed off, and decide to start doing some digging. You hear more things... 19 minutes ago, scramblyn said: She’s already explained her source is a BMD that she knows from a long time ago and her dad and this BMD etc etc She has a couple other sources beyond that one.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 I don’t know if there’s anything I hate more than the “this coached peak” or “hes reached his ceiling” argument. What does that even mean? Is Sark’s ceiling being one play away from a national championship game appearance twice? Do we not think with better talent, he’d be able to get back there? Are we saying this year 5 when we literally have coaches who’ve won natties past year 5? Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by A’Dam Psycho
November 18, 2025Nov 18 8 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: * won’t be our coach Sark may stay but Ketch has zero sources.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 5 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said: I don’t know if there’s anything I hate more than the “this coached peak” or “hes reached his ceiling” argument. What does that even mean? Is Sark’s ceiling being one play away from a national championship game appearance twice? Do we not think with better talent, he’d be able to get back there? Are we saying this year 5 when we literally have coaches who’ve won natties past year 5? Sark is fucking everyone but you. Stop trying to fuck him
November 18, 2025Nov 18 After this past weekend we can all agree, Sark is not Smart! In many ways he is Strong, but let’s be honest he is just not Smart.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 9 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said: I don’t know if there’s anything I hate more than the “this coached peak” or “hes reached his ceiling” argument. What does that even mean? Is Sark’s ceiling being one play away from a national championship game appearance twice? Do we not think with better talent, he’d be able to get back there? Are we saying this year 5 when we literally have coaches who’ve won natties past year 5? Do you think Sark can convert a game against Kirby Smart or Ryan Day? Things would have to fall incredibly into place for Sark to beat either one of them. Of course we know this as he's 0-5 against both the past 2 years. 2023 was our best chance to win a championship with him. It's only going to be harder from now on and we looked shaky last year with better talent. I think he can take us to the playoffs but that he's not going to win the whole thing. We're too up and down with him. We haven't played a complete game this entire season and shit is badly out of alignment. Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by mdmost
November 18, 2025Nov 18 23 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: Fuck you for suggesting that sir. Maybe this is all a long game by one of the donors. Did Mack show up after sarks absence? reports on Mack being back 2/18/2025, after the 30 day break. Exactly 9 months later(yes..THAT 9 months), Sark is getting fired. read that what you will.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 Wha the hell is going on? The thread has increased 43 pages in 3 days since I last clicked on it Saturday night. Anybody got a quick summary for those of us out of the loop? Do I even want to know?
November 18, 2025Nov 18 11 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said: I don’t know if there’s anything I hate more than the “this coached peak” or “hes reached his ceiling” argument. What does that even mean? Is Sark’s ceiling being one play away from a national championship game appearance twice? Do we not think with better talent, he’d be able to get back there? Are we saying this year 5 when we literally have coaches who’ve won natties past year 5? I would like to call this the Mack Brown ceiling (when he cared). It's a ceiling when you have a subpar coach.......until..... the talent becomes so good that it carries your sub-par coaching to a national championship.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 1 minute ago, dcar00 said: reports on Mack being back 2/18/2025, after the 30 day break. Exactly 9 months later(yes..THAT 9 months), Sark is getting fired. read that what you will. And bizzarely, the Board of Regents approved Sark's extension on February 20.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 1 minute ago, Covri said: Wha the hell is going on? The thread has increased 43 pages in 3 days since I last clicked on it Saturday night. Anybody got a quick summary for those of us out of the loop? Do I even want to know? TL; dr summation: 1. Desmond Howard posted Instagram story said don't be surprised if Texas has a new coach after this year. 2. Howard repped by Sexton along with Sark. 3. Rehash of earlier Sark rumors. 4. Luby's 5. Lots of song videos. 6. Rumors may or may not be true. No one knows shit. 7. Ketchum is still a liar who damages this program intentionally. Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by deech
November 18, 2025Nov 18 1 minute ago, David Dennison said: And bizzarely, the Board of Regents approved Sark's extension on February 20. needed to be in town to make sure the "in case of emergency,Mack Brown Head Coach Emeritus" clause was in the contract
November 18, 2025Nov 18 3 minutes ago, Covri said: Wha the hell is going on? The thread has increased 43 pages in 3 days since I last clicked on it Saturday night. Anybody got a quick summary for those of us out of the loop? Do I even want to know? Sark fucked someone’s mom. Or employee. Now we are going to hire elk urbs. Saban is back in play or freshwater also sark was doing shots at a junior day event and someone fucked on an indian burial ground so we’re coursed and cooked Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by Sgt Hulk
November 18, 2025Nov 18 1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said: Sark fucked someone’s mom. Or employee. Now we are going to hire elk urbs. Saban is back in play or freshwater also sark was doing shots at a junior day event and someone fucked on an indian burial ground so we’re coursed and cooked
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November 18, 2025Nov 18 If it’s a mutual “parting of ways” the nfl takes forever to hire and everyone has already fired their coaches in college so they will have a head start /or and most likely hired their new coach. So I feel like we are screwed. Unless we were able to hire a big fish that the other schools couldn’t hire. But we all know how that goes.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 Fuck it, I'll go ahead and call my shot, Sark to the Atlanta Falcons after this season.
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November 18, 2025Nov 18 32 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: You could put a gun to my head and I couldn’t tell you a single word in Lat22’s post. I must have skimmed right over it. Y’all acting like Loreal social media shit is being forced fed to you is comical. And holy shit some of you and one other particularly person have been at this for 24+ hours. Give it a fucking break. In fact find a longhorn fan in the wild and go up to them and try and strike up a conversation about this horse shit. Maybe that’ll give you a dose of reality some of you badly need. No one's acting like L'Oreal's stuff is being force fed at all, but nice attempted straw man. She makes the IG post, people see it and repost the content in different ways on different social media outlets and we (the Royal "We") stumble across it in those places. You acting like that isn't reality is what is comical. You pretending that is the equivalent of people making choices to log into and follow her on IG is, at best, equally comical and, at worst, sadly disingenuous. Your inability to grasp those facts and repeatedly taking the long road around doing so is actually quite entertaining, however. So, thanks for that. Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by Cajun
November 18, 2025Nov 18 Popular Post 4 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said: @Nicole44 @BurntEyes I don’t know who all the information holders are, or I would include them as well. For those of us who don’t know shit about fuck, can you answer these simple questions: 1) Do you believe Sark will be fired after this season? 2) Do you believe Sark will be fired for cause after this season? 3) Do you have any knowledge that our players know the specifics of the rumors surrounding Sark? 4) Has anyone yet defended their assertions with promises of fisting themselves if they are proven wrong? 5) If not, why? 1) Please provide a post, any post in this forum, where I have at any point claimed to know any inside information at all. A single post where I've claimed to know insiders. A single post where I've stated anything about any occurance within the Texas program regarding off field behavior by our coach, his wife or anyone. 2) Rather than answering questions that were just posted in an attempt to incorrectly call me out for having knowledge I've never in any post claimed to have I will instead run through the facts as we know them. (TLDR - Nobody will read any of this information. It will be mocked and no serious conversation will occur regarding it. Most Surly posters hate facts and logic. Prove me wrong.) Facts that have been established. - I know shit about fuck. I have speculated that I feel Sark should be fired based on the facts below. I have speculated it is a possiblity. I have also noted that it's very possible Sark will return. 1) According to Bobby Burton Sark missed junior day. He was told it was the flu. This has been documented in this thread. Burton is not the only source, others can be provided as needed. 2) Shortly thereafter some coaching changes were made, specifically in the secondary coaching. (Not fact - Some question the choices and that disagreement is supported by futher facts below) 3) It was announced in Feb that Steve Sarkians would forgo Spring Game and altered the method to an OTA more similar to NFL style giving the players the majority of the month of May off. 4) In the off season Sark did not pull in any additional talent via portal in the off season at offensive line, running back, or secondary. 5) The following are results of the team from point 2, 3 and 4 with notation to (relevant fact number). All following Data is per CFBStats Offense Rankings: Total offense: #80 (4) Scoring offense: #64 (4) Rusing Offense: #103 (4) Passing Offense #50 (4) Sacks Allowed: #86 (4) Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 (4) First Downs: #108 (4) Time of Possesion: #97 (4) Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Please feel free to double check. Penalties: #119 (?) Defense Rankings: Total Defense: #23 (2) Rushing Defense: #6 (Possible counter point to #2) Passing Defense #91 (2, 4) Interceptions: #32 (Possible counter point to #2. Of note: 20% of production was from linebacker) Passes Defended: #62 (2, 4) Penalties: #119 (?) 6) It was report on August 10, 2024 that Steve Sarkisian and Loreal had filed for jointly for divorce. This was fact confirmed by Steve Sarkisian. 7) On April 4, 2025 Steve Sarkisian and his wife announced BOTH that they were getting back together and having a child, together. 8 ) Not fact but occurance - Post the Florida Loss rumors were circulated about the paternity of said child - I have no source to sight. I did not origionally post these rumors. I have not resposed these rumor. I have in no way stated those rumors are true. 9) On Oct 25th, 2025, the morning before the Texas game vs MSU, Dianna Russini reported that Steve Sarkisian's agents had reached out to the Titan's expressing interest in the NFL. 10) Later in the day on Oct 25, 2025 Sarkian's agents responded to # 9 by saying: "Any reports regarding communications on coaching opportunities with NFL teams are patently false and wildly inaccurate. Sark is solely focused on coaching the University of Texas football team," 10) On Nov 17th, 2025 Desmond Howard made a cryptic IG post that Texas and Steve Sarkisian. Stating: "His misses his twins. He was also thinking, "Don't be suprised if that Texas job opens up at the end of the season. I'm not saying anyone is gonna get fired. There may be a mutual parting of ways. You dig?" Those are the facts. Now my opinions and observations 1) I find it very amusing that the majority of the folks who defend Sark's performace while at Texas by pointing out back to back CFPs flip the course and say you can't expect "National Championships every year" . On the other hand refer the the historical failures of Texas as the expectations we should continue to have. This despite the fact that it is clear Texas is among the tops in NIL funding and competitors both blue blood and not are meeting the expectations of fans. 2) I am amused and impressed that so many people are convinced their opinion or thoughts on a topic are actually facts. Then when called on that reality, move goal posts to meet their own fictional reality. 3) Based purely on the data above for this year, and the yes the HISTORICAL performance of Sarkisian he should be fired. I base this opinion on: A) Continued issues with under performance by QBs with a note that the performance issues are directly caused by play calling choices. B) A overall continued underperformance by offensive line. Also, in my opinion, caused by unnessecarily complex blocking schemes. C) An unwillingness or inability to properly evaluate HS prospects. D) An unwillingness or inablity to properly develop offensive players. Most noteably at QB and OL. E) An unwillingess or inability to recognize certain issues in talent at positions and making required moves in portal to address them. Most noteably OL, RB and WR. F) An unwillingness or inability to both craft and consistently deploy an offensive stragey that aligns to the skill sets and strengths of the players available. G) An unwillingness or inability to both plan for and make in game adjustment to the Texas offensive strategy to the best overcome the both the strengths and weakness of the opposing defensive players and defensive strategies we face. H) Continued and career long issues in red zone scoring efficency I) Continued and career long issues with 3rd down conversion percentage. This is due to poor scheme and play calling on 1st and 2nd down J) Continues issues with both rushing yards per game and time of possesion. These are obviously tied. K) A career long clear inability to put games beyond reach in the 3rd and 4th quarter. With the exception of terrible non-P4 competition this has been and remains a massive issue for Sark. I use an easy example of UTEP this year. (2024 - Vandy and Arkanas) (2023 - Houston and TCU)(2022 - WVU, ISU, Baylor) L) A consistent inability to win critical games against top opponents. (Washington, Georgia 1, 2, 3/OSU 1, 2) M) Pentalities, consistently, lots of them, lots and lots of them. All the time. Delay of game on YOU for not reading that faster. Pretty sure we just false started, no? Oh it was a hold. N) - DId you bother reading the offensive numbers in fact section 5. There is zero defense to having zero offensive stats above #40 for Texas 10 games into the season. Ever. 4) There is a lot of smoke going on. I don't claim to know who is fanning the flames. I don't claim to know their motivation. What I do know, is that someone is fanning flames. Of that I'm certain and I don't see how anyone else can doubt that reality. Now, what people continue to avoid asking is why someone fanning the flames? Who benefits? What is their desired result? 5) I suspect that a plan was hatched a while back to get Sark out of Texas. I think the wheels were put in motion likely prior to summer. That said, I think it was intended to be fully activated until the triggering events. I think conversations have been going on for a while in the back rooms about his replacement. 6) #5 is absolute and pure guesses. I have zero facts to support that other than the team performance above in facts. 7) I don't think what happens in the Arkansas or aggie game will have any effect positive or negative on the ultimate outcome of what will transpire regarding our coach. I think the cake is already baked and the powers that be are waiting for the next triggering event. 8 ) I openly acknoldege and want my last point to be clear. It is entirely possible I'm seeing something that is not what I perceive. That I am completely delusional. It is entirely possible Sark will return next year. I do not think my perception is reality. What is not incorrect is what a horrible job our HC has done this year. The data is indisputable. Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by BurntEyes
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November 18, 2025Nov 18 5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: 1) Please provide a post, any post in this forum, where I have at any point claimed to know any inside information at all. A single post where I've claimed to know insiders. A single post where I've stated anything about any occurance within the Texas program regarding off field behavior by our coach, his wife or anyone. 2) Rather than answering questions that were just posted in an attempt to incorrectly call me out for having knowledge I've never in any post claimed to have I will instead run through the facts as we know them. (TLDR - Nobody will read any of this information. It will be mocked and no serious conversation will occur regarding it. Most Surly posters hate facts and logic. Prove me wrong.) Facts that have been established. - I know shit about fuck. I have speculated that I feel Sark should be fired based on the facts below. I have speculated it is a possiblity. I have also noted that it's very possible Sark will return. 1) According to Bobby Burton Sark missed junior day. He was told it was the flu. This has been documented in this thread. Burton is not the only source, others can be provided as needed. 2) Shortly thereafter some coaching changes were made, specifically in the secondary coaching. (Not fact - Some question the choices and that disagreement is supported by futher facts below) 3) It was announced in Feb that Steve Sarkians would forgo Spring Game and altered the method to an OTA more similar to NFL style giving the players the majority of the month of May off. 4) In the off season Sark did pull in any additional talent via portal in the off season at offensive line, running back, or secondary. 5) The following are results of the team from point 2, 3 and 4 with notation to (relevant fact number). All following Data is per CFBStats Offense Rankings: Total offense: #80 (4) Scoring offense: #64 (4) Rusing Offense: #103 (4) Passing Offense #50 (4) Sacks Allowed: #86 (4) Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 (4) First Downs: #108 (4) Time of Possesion: #97 (4) Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Please feel free to double check. Penalties: #119 (?) Defense Rankings: Total Defense: #23 (2) Rushing Defense: #6 (Possible counter point to #2) Passing Defense #91 (2, 4) Interceptions: #32 (Possible counter point to #2. Of note: 20% of production was from linebacker) Passes Defended: #62 (2, 4) Penalties: #119 (?) 6) It was report on August 10, 2024 that Steve Sarkisian and Loreal had filed for jointly for divorce. This was fact confirmed by Steve Sarkisian. 7) On April 4, 2025 Steve Sarkisian and his wife announced BOTH that they were getting back together and having a child, together. 8 ) Not fact but occurance - Post the Florida Loss rumors were circulated about the paternity of said child - I have no source to sight. I did not origionally post these rumors. I have not resposed these rumor. I have in no way stated those rumors are true. 9) On Oct 25th, 2025, the morning before the Texas game vs MSU, Dianna Russini reported that Steve Sarkisian's agents had reached out to the Titan's expressing interest in the NFL. 10) Later in the day on Oct 25, 2025 10) On Nov 17th, 2025 Desmond Howard made a cryptic IG post that Texas and Steve Sarkisian. Stating: "His misses his twins. He was also thinking, "Don't be suprised if that Texas job opens up at the end of the season. I'm not saying anyone is gonna get fired. There may be a mutual parting of ways. You dig?" Those are the facts. Now my opinions and observations 1) I find it very amusing that the majority of the folks who defend Sark's performace while at Texas by pointing out back to back CFPs flip the course and say you can't expect "National Championships every year" . On the other hand refer the the historical failures of Texas as the expectations we should continue to have. This despite the fact that it is clear Texas is among the tops in NIL funding and competitors both blue blood and not are meeting the expectations of fans. 2) I am amused and impressed that so many people are convinced their opinion or thoughts on a topic are actually facts. Then when called on that reality, move goal posts to meet their own fictional reality. 3) Based purely on the data above for this year, and the yes the HISTORICAL performance of Sarkisian he should be fired. I base this opinion on: A) Continued issues with under performance by QBs with a note that the performance issues are directly caused by play calling choices. B) A overall continued underperformance by offensive line. Also, in my opinion, caused by unnessecarily complex blocking schemes. C) An unwillingness or inability to properly evaluate HS prospects. D) An unwillingness or inablity to properly develop offensive players. Most noteably at QB and OL. E) An unwillingess or inability to recognize certain issues in talent at positions and making required moves in portal to address them. Most noteably OL, RB and WR. F) An unwillingness or inability to both craft and consistently deploy an offensive stragey that aligns to the skill sets and strengths of the players available. G) An unwillingness or inability to both plan for and make in game adjustment to the Texas offensive strategy to the best overcome the both the strengths and weakness of the opposing defensive players and defensive strategies we face. H) Continued and career long issues in red zone scoring efficency I) Continued and career long issues with 3rd down conversion percentage. This is due to poor scheme and play calling on 1st and 2nd down J) Continues issues with both rushing yards per game and time of possesion. These are obviously tied. K) A career long clear inability to put games beyond reach in the 3rd and 4th quarter. With the exception of terrible non-P4 competition this has been and remains a massive issue for Sark. I use an easy example of UTEP this year. (2024 - Vandy and Arkanas) (2023 - Houston and TCU)(2022 - WVU, ISU, Baylor) L) A consistent inability to win critical games against top opponents. (Washington, Georgia 1, 2, 3/OSU 1, 2) M) Pentalities, consistently, lots of them, lots and lots of them. All the time. Delay of game on YOU for not reading that faster. Pretty sure we just false started, no? Oh it was a hold. N) - DId you bother reading the offensive numbers in fact section 5. There is zero defense to having zero offensive stats above #40 for Texas 10 games into the season. Ever. 4) There is a lot of smoke going on. I don't claim to know who is fanning the flames. I don't claim to know their motivation. What I do know, is that someone is fanning flames. Of that I'm certain and I don't see how anyone else can doubt that reality. Now, what people continue to avoid asking is why someone fanning the flames? Who benefits? What is their desired result? 5) I suspect that a plan was hatched a while back to get Sark out of Texas. I think the wheels were put in motion likely prior to summer. That said, I think it was intended to be fully activated until the triggering events. I think conversations have been going on for a while in the back rooms about his replacement. 6) #5 is absolute and pure guesses. I have zero facts to support that other than the team performance above in facts. 7) I don't think what happens in the Arkansas or aggie game will have any effect positive or negative on the ultimate outcome of what will transpire regarding our coach. I think the cake is already baked and the powers that be are waiting for the next triggering event. 8 ) I openly acknoldege and want my last point to be clear. It is entirely possible I'm seeing something that is not what I perceive. That I am completely delusional. It is entirely possible Sark will return next year. I do not think my perception is reality. What is not incorrect is what a horrible job our HC has done this year. The data is indisputable. tldr
November 18, 2025Nov 18 There’s no drama quite like Longhorn drama. Edited November 18, 2025Nov 18 by Constant
November 18, 2025Nov 18 10 minutes ago, Constant said: There’s no drama quite like Longhorn drama. Does the Longhorn drama ever stop?
November 18, 2025Nov 18 42 minutes ago, mdmost said: Do you think Sark can convert a game against Kirby Smart or Ryan Day? Things would have to fall incredibly into place for Sark to beat either one of them. Of course we know this as he's 0-5 against both the past 2 years. 2023 was our best chance to win a championship with him. It's only going to be harder from now on and we looked shaky last year with better talent. I think he can take us to the playoffs but that he's not going to win the whole thing. We're too up and down with him. We haven't played a complete game this entire season and shit is badly out of alignment. He lost to Day by one score twice. The SEC CG last year went into overtime. I think he’s capable of beating both those guys
November 18, 2025Nov 18 He is capable of beating them but only if he recruits a VY type transcendent player that overcomes all his deficiencies like Cam did for Chizik or Jameis did for Jimbo.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said: He lost to Day by one score twice. The SEC CG last year went into overtime. I think he’s capable of beating both those guys Not if he’s too busy doing helicopter cock throughout the football facility instead of game planning.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 1 minute ago, 6th Street said: He is capable of beating them but only if he recruits a VY type transcendent player that overcomes all his deficiencies like Cam did for Chizik or Jameis did for Jimbo. Bro. Arch freaking Manning
November 18, 2025Nov 18 Fuck it, I'll go ahead and call my shot, Sark to the Atlanta Falcons after this season. The same Atlanta Falcons team that fired him? Uhhh okay
November 18, 2025Nov 18 4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Fucking in the facility I mean, I fucked in that facility too, once upon a time back in the day ... but I wasn't the HFC.
November 18, 2025Nov 18 3 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said: The same Atlanta Falcons team that fired him? Uhhh okay
November 18, 2025Nov 18 45 minutes ago, deech said: TL; dr summation: 1. Desmond Howard posted Instagram story said don't be surprised if Texas has a new coach after this year. 2. Howard repped by Sexton along with Sark. 3. Rehash of earlier Sark rumors. 4. Luby's 5. Lots of song videos. 6. Rumors may or may not be true. No one knows shit. 7. Ketchum is still a liar who damages this program intentionally. 46 minutes ago, Covri said: Wha the hell is going on? The thread has increased 43 pages in 3 days since I last clicked on it Saturday night. Anybody got a quick summary for those of us out of the loop? Do I even want to know? Wtf? I checked this thread a day ago and 12 pages have been added. As far as I can tell there hasn’t been any new information? Sexton and Sark didn’t rep Howard’s post. That’s impossible.
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