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Clint Brewster, who seems to be a regional guy, did the same right after

Roach's is a 7, Brewster's is an 8

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's in the URL - Gunnar Helm

 

Let's try to get this TE commit to stick

1 hour ago, TexMexBuddha said:
2 hours ago, texifornia said:
Jamier Johnson's high school, Pasadena John Muir, is a non-powerhouse public school as well

Yeah...they're gonna have to rename that school soon.

I would avoid the Food & Travel Forum if I were you.

3 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Let's try to get this TE commit to stick

TE2 is 2020's Spinal Tap drummer position

Lake McRee's leg blew up

Landen King got $EC'd

Now it's Helm's turn.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am *literally* eating wings as I read this. 

Your keyboard must be a mess!

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Roach loves everyone he saw on that SoCal trip he took because 

a) DID YOU KNOW HIS WORK SENT HIM TO LA WOW

and b) most of the best kids go to the big private/Catholic schools and are super-polished from a media standpoint - I think they're nicer to him than a lot of the Texas kids

I picture an alert Uber driver picking Roach up at LAX, quickly surmising that he had a live one,  offering to give him a glimpse of the ocean... maybe Hollywood Blvd, as well, and dipshit Roach blowing his travel allowance and per diem before he arrives at his Comfort Inn.

Helm doesn't even have a profile page on ESPN.  Maybe after he commits Gerry Hamilton will make him a 4* for some BOMC.  Big difference on the other 2 sites being a mid/low 3*(84) on 247 but a 4* on Rivals.

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

TE2 is 2020's Spinal Tap drummer position

Lake McRee's leg blew up

Landen King got $EC'd

Now it's Helm's turn.

Sounds like the Texas TE position to me

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not sure about the parentheses. Half a set of emoji boobs?

 

sideboob

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Helm must have committed and enrolled early if Roach put in a pick.

Spoiler

 

he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

11 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:
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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

Look who’s back!!

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2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Helm must have committed and enrolled early if Roach put in a pick.

He heard they stopped by the Yellow Rose.  

54 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:
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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

TE2 is 2020's Spinal Tap drummer position

Lake McRee's leg blew up

Landen King got $EC'd

Now it's Helm's turn.

Bizarre gardening accident on the horizon...

5 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Bizarre gardening accident on the horizon...

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Spoiler

RIP

 

Recruiting might change a little once the list of what players actually got paid for their likeness. 

Austin player average - 200K

Norman player average - still 50K from Alumni

College Station average - free wings at Dixie Chicken

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Greg Biggins put in a Texas pick for Helm.

A noble spirit Greg Biggins the smallest man.

9 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:
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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

Welcome Back GIF by memecandy

10 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:
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he has been committed for more than a week now

carrington didnt put out the emoji guess he was asked not to 

 

 

I'm still waiting for the 22 9 4 5 15

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm still waiting for the 22 9 4 5 15

19 1 13 5

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Greg Biggins put in a Texas pick for Helm.

Can't wait for Gunnar to go Crystal Balls Helm's Deep on these motherfuckers.

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HEY HERBIE --  How bout landing some more high quality OL commits for 2021 Class!!!

 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

hmmmm wonder if this'll include someone else...

 

Shemar Turner?  I could use some aggy tears after we clean up instate DL again.  Sanders, Turner, and Thomas are all studs.  Jordan Thomas looks like a Taquan Graham clone as far as his build at the same age.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

hmmmm wonder if this'll include someone else...

 

Maybe rhymes with choochooga?

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Assuming we land Cooks will that be it at LB?

We could add a Jaylon Williams/Andrew Jones type in a best available spot, but yes. 

8 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Shemar Turner?  I could use some aggy tears after we clean up instate DL again.  Sanders, Turner, and Thomas are all studs.  Jordan Thomas looks like a Taquan Graham clone as far as his build at the same age.

Carl has assured us that Turner's video has already been shot, sir. 

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14 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Shemar Turner?  I could use some aggy tears after we clean up instate DL again.  Sanders, Turner, and Thomas are all studs.  Jordan Thomas looks like a Taquan Graham clone as far as his build at the same age.

Spoiler

lets just say you better get ready to taste those delicious tears 

 

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

HEY HERBIE --  How bout landing some more high quality OL commits for 2021 Class!!!

 

& this is why he is struggling to recruit

when other coaches dont follow this rule it makes you look like a fucc boi for ignoring the calls

if hand keeps missing out carrington is going to get tired of covering for so many position coaches & ask for a huge raise 

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