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13 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

You’re fantastic losers, Billy. The best. You have 8 decades of practice. 

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15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

Tell me more Billy, tell me about what their fans thought about Ags showing them where the stadium was located. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Tell me more Billy, tell me about what their fans thought about Ags showing them where the stadium was located. 

How much time ya got? Billy’s got a little story for ya, Tex...

After getting dunked on by many people after that tweet:

 

 

 

On 12/27/2019 at 1:27 PM, Chopper said:

Speaking of polish, gomers sure waste a lot of wax.

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16 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

After getting dunked on by many people after that tweet:

 

 

 

We can’t all play FCS schools, Billy. 

Don’t compare Blazing Saddles to anything those fools in the fake army do. Blazing Saddles is awesome. Both a pretty funny though.

Billy might be the most sensitive "member off the media" out there. 

48 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

Jesus, that Billy tweet is the loserest thing I think I've ever seen.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Jesus, that Billy tweet is the loserest thing I think I've ever seen.

Until the next Billy tweet...

13 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

billie/ 2016 was 3 years ago stoopid sip /loochie

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Liucci is that type of aggy who is convinced they are geniuses because while they were at A&M they were assigned to do a jig saw puzzle that said "2 to 4 years" on the box and they completed it in just over a month.

Oh, now that's a good one Duke. Nice burn buddy.

Yes, Douchey, we t-sips are "dorks" because we mock aggy for braggin' about what good losers they are and always have been. Never change, Gumps. Whooooooooooop!

 

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You’re fantastic losers, Billy. The best. You have 8 decades of practice. 
12.5 decades. aggy starting losing football games in 1894.
 
A lot more than 4 times. Unless you mean BOTH participants:

Lost to Texas twice.
Lost to Bama how many times?
Lost to Clemson twice.
Lost to LSU.

Who else?

But it wouldn't surprise me if they posted their one win against an eventual national champion considering they still talk about it.

Wouldn’t they have lost to Texas all 4 times?

19 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Wouldn’t they have lost to Texas all 4 times?

But, of course.

27 minutes ago, Modessit said:

A lot more than 4 times. Unless you mean BOTH participants:

Lost to Texas twice.
Lost to Bama how many times?
Lost to Clemson twice.
Lost to LSU.

Who else?

But it wouldn't surprise me if they posted their one win against an eventual national champion considering they still talk about it.

Yeah...but they won halftime each game and are first team all-class in terms of fan friendliness. They haven’t shoveled actual shit on opposing fans or bands since joining the secsecsec.

They also had the great privilege of losing to Nebraska 54-15 in the Huskers' 1997 championship year, and losing to OU 35-31 in the Sooners' 2000 championship season.

aggy sure has some great losses!  That 35-31 loss to OU in 2000 is almost worthy of an embossed drink cup at Pyle.  

Wouldn’t they have lost to Texas all 4 times?

My fault. Forgot about before I was born. Plus you can add ousux to the list. And Nebraska. Who else? 

 

 

Edit: utee94 got the ousux and fuskers first.

 

 

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

My fault. Forgot about before I was born. Plus you can add ousux to the list. And Nebraska. Who else? 

 

 

Lost to 1935 TCU (Sammy Baugh) 19-14, and 1938 TCU (Davey O’Brien) 34-6.
Didn’t gig ‘em.

Yeah...but they won halftime each game and are first team all-class in terms of fan friendliness. They haven’t shoveled actual shit on opposing fans or bands since joining the secsecsec.
Them winning at halftime is very subjective.

They march in a square. Personally I think ohio state is the most creative band in the nation, and could probably name 19 additional bands above fake military band in b/cs, and that's being nice. And I dont know shit about bands. I do know doing 180s and crossing each other at 90 degree angles woos and wows aggy, but Christ that is dumb. That band is lame and very 1960s.

I'm proud that my kid got into aggy just like 100,000 other mediocre high school kids in Texas!

What's he going to be studying? 

Uhhhhh...... SCIENCE!

 

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9 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Wouldn’t they have lost to Texas all 4 times?

of course not! they ran out of time all 4 times

Anybody else's Facebook timeline getting clogged with these types of photos? I cannot imagine being "proud" that your kid goes to aggy. Especially when he/she could have gone somewhere else. 

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Since they claim bs titles like ‘19 and ‘27 you can count ‘64 piggie as another loss for them.

1 minute ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Anybody else's Facebook timeline getting clogged with these types of photos? I cannot imagine being "proud" that your kid goes to aggy. Especially when he/she could have gone somewhere else. 

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that's like being proud your kid graduated high school, it's a pretty low fuckin' bar

1 minute ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Anybody else's Facebook timeline getting clogged with these types of photos? I cannot imagine being "proud" that your kid goes to aggy. Especially when he/she could have gone somewhere else. 

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Is there one of those I can post as a proud parent that my kid didn't even apply to aggy?

1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Anybody else's Facebook timeline getting clogged with these types of photos? I cannot imagine being "proud" that your kid goes to aggy. Especially when he/she could have gone somewhere else. 

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Buncha plain ass looking white kids? Perfect Aggy 

1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Anybody else's Facebook timeline getting clogged with these types of photos? I cannot imagine being "proud" that your kid goes to aggy. Especially when he/she could have gone somewhere else. 

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I've been unfriended by infinitely more aggys than any other reason.  When you start calling out their rah-rah horseshit, their heads fucking explode.

It's beautiful.

And if they can't take rivalrous banter, they should stop it with the smoke-blowing up everyone's ass about how great Texum Bulldog is.

Take a joke or STFU.  They have a real aversion to reality.

23 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I've been unfriended by infinitely more aggys than any other reason.  When you start calling out their rah-rah horseshit, their heads fucking explode.

It's beautiful.

And if they can't take rivalrous banter, they should stop it with the smoke-blowing up everyone's ass about how great Texum Bulldog is.

Take a joke or STFU.  They have a real aversion to reality.

It's kind of telling that those "letters" they send out don't say, "congratulations on joining our community of scholars" or "we welcome your contribution to our academic community".

No, it's "I GET TO BE A GIANT REDASS AGGY"

Because that's what they really care about when you get down to it. 

Wait until someone tells all these poor kids that they all got the same letter about being the "newest" and "loudest" and "proudest". Their heads will explode trying to understand how there's more than one. 

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7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Them winning at halftime is very subjective.

They march in a square. Personally I think ohio state is the most creative band in the nation, and could probably name 19 additional bands above fake military band in b/cs, and that's being nice. And I dont know shit about bands. I do know doing 180s and crossing each other at 90 degree angles woos and wows aggy, but Christ that is dumb. That band is lame and very 1960s.

I was in the band at OkState for one year, before I got a job.  Given I was a military brat who’d moved to Texas via Turkey only two years before, I had zero idea regarding anything related to the traditions or teams of the BigXII...hell I had to buy a book on football my Jr year of HS as I didn’t know anything about the game. 
 

So imagine my surprise when the ‘stadium’ (Rustoleum field) mostly stayed in attendance for the aggy band at halftime.  I thought I was about to see something clever, or imaginative worthy of the people actually caring to watch. I’d had a cool director at little ole Burkburnett HS during HS who had done a really fun show themed on the Blues Brothers, so I was curious to see what aggy had.  
 

Nope...it was a big block of people moving on the field, crossing at right angles and a significant proportion of them didn’t have mouthpieces on their instruments.  It was like a massive game of Snake from your flip phone. 
 

Was not impressed.  We spent countless hours every week memorizing our spots, practicing with poker chips on the turf and trying to do something interesting for the home crowd only to see something that was obviously designed to wow through sheer numbers and easy to teach.  

1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

I'm proud that my kid got into aggy just like 100,000 other mediocre high school kids in Texas!

What's he going to be studying? 

Uhhhhh...... SCIENCE!

 

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Thomas Dolby would be proud. 

 They are blinded, for sure! 

12 minutes ago, Homercles said:

something that was obviously designed to wow through sheer numbers and easy to teach.  

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it's more or less THE SAME FUCKING ROUTINE and THE SAME FUCKING MUSIC every time. 

I have no personal opinion whether it's "easy to teach" but I'm pretty sure that after doing it for 7-8 games (or more) per season, you'll start to get pretty good at it during year 3 or 4 or 5 (or 6). 

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