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My god. this can sustain me for days without food or water

This guy really thought they were going to the playoffs after destroying Colorado:

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It's not a meltdown when we lose to Arkansas the first time in ten years and are no longer in contention for the single purpose of the program


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the single purpose of the program


Sheep fuckery?
3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Bomani cracking jokes on Aggy is hilarious. Bama & Ole Miss are gonna get in A&M’s ass 

Fitlump is a corps member?

 

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6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 the single purpose of the program

LULZ. So your program is an abject failure.

Did anyone see the TAMU commercial in the first half of their game today ofthe midnight yell? Wasn't quite as bad as the infamous Welcome to the SEC video, but not that far off. The fact that they paid to air that on national TV is hilarious

As if you're uneducated fools?

 

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15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Five-head? That bitch has a six-head. 

Bitch yes, but it is it female... 

I don't really want to know.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Aggy 9  

Judging from what I saw today at DKR, she's probably a 9 at Tceh, too.

20 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Five-head? That bitch has a six-head. 

I think her brotherdad plays banjo. Music must run in the uh, family.

Uh oh.  They're turning...

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Jimbo still gets paid for being a mediocre coach. Heck of a deal if you can get it. He is one heck of a snake oil salesman.
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They also coached well & our coaching was dog****
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Arky getting a better return on their investment in a head coach. Pittman and crew completely out-coached Coach $9 Million.

 

23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Five-head? That bitch has a six-head. 

Maybe it's an optical illusion because of the Brylcreem? 

 

Jimbo: "Fire me. You have the routing number to my bank account."

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50 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Really?
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13 minutes ago, wood said:

Judging from what I saw today at DKR, she's probably a 9 at Tceh, too.

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I hope her dick ain’t bigger than mine

Narrator: "it is."

17 minutes ago, wood said:

Judging from what I saw today at DKR, she's probably a 9 at Tceh, too.

There were a couple tech whores smack dab in the middle of the alumni side and one was weather leather shorts and a leather top.

This one time, at Fish Camp...

 

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14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

With or without the herp?

With, of course. It's Tceh. That's a given.

9 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

There were a couple tech whores smack dab in the middle of the alumni side and one was weather leather shorts and a leather top.

Yeah we saw one with a red leather skirt & red leather top. I thought maybe we'd accidentally walked through a DKR wormhole, back to 1985.

1 minute ago, fatheryeet said:

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OK, Billy.

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36 minutes ago, Deej said:

As if you're uneducated fools?

 

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Fuck…. They are becoming self aware…. 

On 9/19/2021 at 11:05 PM, texasstrong12 said:

The next 7 games-

Arkansas

Mississippi State

Alabama

At Missouri 

South Carolina

Auburn

At Ole Miss

What's the record? I see at least 2 losses in Alabama and @ Ole Miss. Then there are several toss ups. This has 9-3 or 8-4 season written all over it based on their first 3 games which is no better off than where Herman had Texas in year 4. 

I think Alabama, Ole Miss and Auburn are definitely better than aggy right now. 

So 4-3 or 3-4? 

I definitely overrated Auburn but I'm not sure any of these games are a lock for aggy. 

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10 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah we saw one with a red leather skirt & red leather top. I thought maybe we'd accidentally walked through a DKR wormhole, back to 1985.

Same girl. I though it was shorts. You must have been close to us.

Once again, the SEC is a bunch of shitty teams being propped up by 2-3. Arkansas will be in the top 10 next week, and will likely get their doors blown off by Georgia.

As far as aggy's SEC schedule goes, Missouri and South Carolina are horrible. Auburn is mediocre, MSU is a dumpster fire, Alabama and Ole Miss will beat their doors off. So aggy is 3-1, I see them going 3-3 in their next 6, but if Calzada becomes a TO machine, they may lose another one they shouldn't. I like them for 8-4 as I think LSU beats them as well to end the season.

19 minutes ago, wood said:

With, of course. It's Tceh. That's a given.

Oh then it’s a hard no for me then.  Wait. Soft no.  How about just no

57 minutes ago, Deej said:

Fitlump is a corps member?

 

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Does this mean they lead for Manning?

57 minutes ago, Deej said:

Fitlump is a corps member?

 

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One time, at band camp...

8 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

One time, at band camp...

Peter Fonda plays the flute?  Who knew.  

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

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Regrets?

 

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Not Jimbo' fault. He has only had four years to recruit.

 

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1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Did anyone see the TAMU commercial in the first half of their game today ofthe midnight yell? Wasn't quite as bad as the infamous Welcome to the SEC video, but not that far off. The fact that they paid to air that on national TV is hilarious

It was a masterpiece in collective dementia. 
 

If I told you 500k people had no self awareness, would you believe me? 

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