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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Condolences on the loss of your puppy

but perhaps they can give you a clone. 

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Looks like the aggies are the one who is runnin' scared...

 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

but perhaps they can give you a clone. 

Or a dog with muscular dystrophy.

5 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

There appears to be a quite a fight brewing in the comments there between the real ags, the 2%ers, and what I am sure are a couple of you glorious bastards egging them on. 

"As an Aggie alum, I am shocked..."

"You know how I know you're fake? You didn't say former student."

"How about douchebag instead?"

 

I have always been in the camp of playing those dumb fucks. We pretty much have their number. So we have never had to go to long without payback (FEd-Ex years excluded). And yes I have heard all of the arguments about fuck them they left. But, to me beating their ass was never really an issue. It took a tragedy, and a benevolent Texas head coach for aggy to even sneak a win. Not to mention they, both the school and the fan base, chose to act like a pack of dicks when Texas extended an olive branch during a difficult time. I hate to admit it, but watching that group wonder around mumbling like they have rocks in their mouths after losing to Texas is a shit load of enjoyment for me.

We unlike the rest of the $EC we missed on our chance to push their turd in.

1 hour ago, Hamttx said:

I have always been in the camp of playing those dumb fucks. We pretty much have their number. So we have never had to go to long without payback (FEd-Ex years excluded). And yes I have heard all of the arguments about fuck them they left. But, to me beating their ass was never really an issue. It took a tragedy, and a benevolent Texas head coach for aggy to even sneak a win. Not to mention they, both the school and the fan base, chose to act like a pack of dicks when Texas extended an olive branch during a difficult time. I hate to admit it, but watching that group wonder around mumbling like they have rocks in their mouths after losing to Texas is a shit load of enjoyment for me.

Would consider when the big twelve goes to 8 conference games to level themplaying field or (not likely) the SEC goes to 9. 

USC, ND, Ohio St, Bama or Aggy?

So with the rest of the world hammering the dog shit out of Urb and tOSU  for their debacle, is aggy gonna slither away from the spotlight for their little coaches paying players/ running from scheduling Texas episodes? Caught the KEYE sports last night and Bob Ballou threw a couple of jabs at them. Que the KEYE boycott patrol.

Well crap.  Now the Sears in Bryan is closing.  They'll never sign those five-stars now.

 

2 hours ago, bmbmd said:

Well crap.  Now the Sears in Bryan is closing.  They'll never sign those five-stars now.

Did you hear the one about the leprechaun who shopped at Sears?

Just kidding, there's no such joke.  No one shops at Sears.

 

 

19 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

 

Did you hear the one about the leprechaun who shopped at Sears?

Just kidding, there's no such joke.  No one shops at Sears.

 

 

The leprechaun doesn't shop there anymore......he moved to ousux.

11 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

but perhaps they can give you a maroon clone. 

fify

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe you should go back about 10 pages?  That was yesterday.

10 pages about aggy in 1 day? How very aggy of us. Damn 

My favorite part about the LHN special:  2008 The Season,  was the utter irrelevance that aggy has in it.  Almost every player interviewed is quoted saying something along the lines of "We knew if we beat Ok State & Tech that we'd be able to easily finish off the undefeated season and go to the Big 12 Championship".   Aggy was such an afterthought in 2008 that we already had that game marked as an easy W on T-Giving day.  

Not too worried if we never play them again.  But I do think the game would be nice to have again for the sake of Texas tradition.

49 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

10 pages about aggy in 1 day? How very aggy of us. Damn 

Says the guy that ran over here to post the link

4 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Urban Meyer to aggy?

Why not a story on both..?

 

Jimbo says nothing to see here...

 

12 hours ago, Mr.Hovis said:

Caught the KEYE sports last night and Bob Ballou threw a couple of jabs at them. Que the KEYE boycott patrol.

I went to high school with Bob and I've known him since elementary school. He hates Aggy. He went to Mizzoo but his folks are UT alums.

On 8/22/2018 at 8:07 PM, TexasMan said:

"""""""going to be""""""""

My brother wrestled against Jay Arnold in high school. Obviously Jay has taken too many blows to the head. Good to see he’s still ignorant as ever. 

19 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Looks like the aggies are the one who is runnin' scared...

 

And we’re the ones that are scared to play them? Fucking pussies.

Urban Meyer had the opportunity of a lifetime to coach in the SEC and he couldn't cut it and quit or something. Do not want. /aggy

Stupid sips, everyone knows urby ran away from the $EC before, he could never ever return to coach the Texas Fightin Cucks.

11 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Only aggy would consider a 10 point victory as an ass rape. Keep living in fantasy world tho 

Even more amazing is that only aggy would believe that they have a shot in a billion of winning that game.

Oh I am soooo disappointed A&M turned down a home and home with us.  Back to scheduling boring teams like LSU, Michigan, USC, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if Aggie riding an adrenaline high and Clemson not respecting any aspect of Aggie's team lead to an interesting first quarter or half.  But I don't see how they survive a full 4 quarters against them.  Once Clemson realizes they need to turn it on, it should become a blood bath.  

37 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Only aggy would consider a 10 point victory as an ass rape. Keep living in fantasy world tho 

Given that a 10 point loss to Clemson would be considered an aggy win...yeah, a 10 point actual win would be considered an ass raping.

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Please tell me that was branding iron
1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

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Its scary there are people this delusional running around. My hope is whoever posted this simply got hold of their orderly's laptop down on the funny farm for a few minutes...gotta do something between bathhouse bunny hop sessions in the state hospital showers. Very sad

54 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Only aggy would consider a 10 point victory as an ass rape. Keep living in fantasy world tho 

They printed a massive amount of t-shirts that say "Beat down in Bama" for a 5 point win, so yea... 

14 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

They printed a massive amount of t-shirts that say "Beat down in Bama" for a 5 point win, so yea... 

I'm pretty sure they printed shirts for the last game where they "didn't lose to Bama by very much."

Can't really blame the shirt makers.  Make it maroon and they'll buy it. Put an sec logo on it, good luck keeping it in stock.  Add a Bama mention in that mix, you're printing money. 

34 minutes ago, deft said:

 


Please tell me that was branding iron

 

Is that guy still around?  Spiderag (even though a parody on hf) was my favorite, then Branding Iron, and I’ll take Daddy 98 as my third most aggyish of aggy posters.

On 8/23/2018 at 9:11 AM, bmbmd said:

Well crap.  Now the Sears in Bryan is closing.  They'll never sign those five-stars now.

Maybe there is a chance they use the facility to store jizz-jars... There has to be a bright side somewhere...

Only aggy would consider a 10 point victory as an ass rape. Keep living in fantasy world tho 

You’d think aggy would be the world’s leading expert on ass rape

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You’d think aggy would be the world’s leading expert on ass rape

Pro tip: They don't think of it as rape if they're enjoying having it done to them.

11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Pro tip: They don't think of it as rape if they're enjoying having it done to them.

Just ask the great aggy Clayton Williams

Interesting comments from an aggy anthropology professor today, regarding the defacing of the Sul Ross statue:

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In class, I spoke about Ross in the context of Richard Spencer's visit to A&M and a student asked who I thought was worse... I said that as horrible a man that Spencer is, I did not think he had killed anyone. Ross is responsible for the deaths of hundreds if not thousands. Many by his own hand.

Most aggy won't listen, of course, but at least someone is telling them.

I wish the Clemson game was tomorrow. 

26 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

I wish the Clemson game was tomorrow. 

Oh, not me. I am absolutely loving the buildup of tension. The ridiculous hopes climbing higher, higher, higher... only to inevitably be dashed on the rocks far, far below.

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The clickety clack clickety clack as the cars pull to the top of the hill......

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

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4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Is that a Nazi football stadium?

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