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I live in the SEC footprint, been a lifelong fan of Bama. I don't know anyone who does the SEC chant.  Aside from Bama I usually pull for whatever will cause the most chaos and or biggest meltdown. I never cheer for auburn, as nothing good ever comes from a barn win.

In the few short years the aggi have been in the conference I've learned to despise them almost as the barn. Has any fanbase got more credit for being mediocre  than the aggs? Is every stupid thing they do destined to become an aggy tradition? I would be glad to see them disappear from the scene.

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54 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yet we have beaten 3 teams better than any of the crap teams they’ve beaten. 

Ha. Not according to Billy. He called TCU a really crappy team. It seemed like at one point he was about to say that TCU is worse than Arkansas, then said maybe not Arkansas. They actually talked about how Arkansas is playing really hard which counts for something. The funniest part of the interview was Billy claimed to know what’s going on inside the Texas program and that the players hate Herman and there is real problems inside the locker room. Give it a fucking rest Billy. The fact that your doing this whole media misinformation crap against your big brother is tiresome.

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42 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yep.  Complete dork.  Sawed off little runt.  Total insecurity complex.  aggy.

You just described Jimbo.

13 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Ha. Not according to Billy. He called TCU a really crappy team. It seemed like at one point he was about to say that TCU is worse than Arkansas, then said maybe not Arkansas. They actually talked about how Arkansas is playing really hard which counts for something. The funniest part of the interview was Billy claimed to know what’s going on inside the Texas program and that the players hate Herman and there is real problems inside the locker room. Give it a fucking rest Billy. The fact that your doing this whole media misinformation crap against your big brother is tiresome.

I don't give a fuck if the players like toppings on their ice cream sundaes or not as long as we keep winning games. 

And you know what usually happens when you win games? Problems magically disappear in the locker room. Not that that is something aggy is familiar with. 

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24 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Ha. Not according to Billy. He called TCU a really crappy team. It seemed like at one point he was about to say that TCU is worse than Arkansas, then said maybe not Arkansas. They actually talked about how Arkansas is playing really hard which counts for something. The funniest part of the interview was Billy claimed to know what’s going on inside the Texas program and that the players hate Herman and there is real problems inside the locker room. Give it a fucking rest Billy. The fact that your doing this whole media misinformation crap against your big brother is tiresome.

Poor Billy. None of that changes the fact that his dick is the size of a Tic Tac and he has to look in the mirror to see it.

Olin doubles down on his comments yesterday. Says of Acho that "I'm not surprised a soft player like that might prefer a coach that kisses his players on the cheek."
 


I bet $10k he wont say that to his face

LOL.. Aggies need to quit worrying about us and focus on their "new" home. They expanded Kyle field to apparently allow as many fans as possible see them lose.

Since joining their wonderful SEC-SEC-SEC (2012), they have won exactly three, yes "3" SEC West games at Kyle field (Ark and Miss St x2).

Last home win against an SEC West team was in 2015... a mere 1,095 days ago....

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

LOL.. Aggies need to quit worrying about us and focus on their "new" home. They expanded Kyle field to apparently allow as many fans as possible see them lose.

Since joining their wonderful SEC-SEC-SEC (2012), they have won exactly three, yes "3" SEC West games at Kyle field (Ark and Miss St x2).

Last home win against an SEC West team was in 2015... a mere 1,095 days ago....

You do realize that an SEC loss is better than a Big 12 win? 

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Poor Billy. None of that changes the fact that his dick is the size of a Tic Tac and he has to look in the mirror to see it.

He has a dick?   

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has another great rant about the facemask pull that SHOCKINGLY turns in to him talking shit about Texas. Says Herman is fake about the kissing of players (and a little bit of homophobia thrown in with Brauninger), and how Texas is overrated because they have played crap teams. 

Starts at 5:30

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107469-orjw.mp3

It's one thing to hear to this garbage, now it's time to assault other senses you have. You can now see these dopes give their terrible takes and how disgusted they are with their big brother 90 miles west.

 

 

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Why would any Longhorn fan waste time actually watching that?

LOL.. Aggies need to quit worrying about us and focus on their "new" home. They expanded Kyle field to apparently allow as many fans as possible see them lose.
Since joining their wonderful SEC-SEC-SEC (2012), they have won exactly three, yes "3" SEC West games at Kyle field (Ark and Miss St x2).
Last home win against an SEC West team was in 2015... a mere 1,095 days ago....

But they get those great match ups at home.
My god, what an inarticulate moron. Perfect fit for a giant, important media market like College Station. They're manly. Nobody else is.
 


With all this aggy toughness, you’d think these kansas city fagets would have more championships. Like real ones—where the school received a trophy. Texas can show trophies for each national championship claimed by the school. What about aggy, birtch.

If Jimbo keeps jerking his players around, has a few quit on him, and  has more season ending injuries to his starters, then 4-8 or 5-7 will look about right for that team. 

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

I see little daniel figurelli aka daniel joseph is still eaten up with all things UT.  Haha.  Good.

 

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7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

If Jimbo keeps jerking his players around, has a few quit on him, and  has more season ending injuries to his starters, then 4-8 or 5-7 will look about right for that team. 

They'll  sell it as a monumental season, cause he's changing the culture. 

17 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Texas can show trophies for each national championship claimed by the school.

Um. No. We can't.

Ole Miss, more than like, will unfortunately be aggy’s first SECw win at Kyle to break that streak. This upsets me, but I can’t have aggy beat Kentucky. They’ll take insufferable to 11.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

LOL.. Aggies need to quit worrying about us and focus on their "new" home. They expanded Kyle field to apparently allow as many fans as possible see them lose.

Since joining their wonderful SEC-SEC-SEC (2012), they have won exactly three, yes "3" SEC West games at Kyle field (Ark and Miss St x2).

Last home win against an SEC West team was in 2015... a mere 1,095 days ago....

Put another way,  they have 1 division win at home since JFF's departure six years ago.

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22 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


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I mean we can "show" trophies I was more saying we don't technically "have" a trophy for all of them - even if you include bowl trophies

21 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Put another way,  they have 1 division win at home since JFF's departure six years ago.

In Mack Brown's last season that led him to RESIGN Texas won 3 B12 games at home not including the neutral site victory over OU. 

But yeah - sounds like the SEC is working out great, aggy.

I don't get how their media people are obsessed with and talk so much garbage about us. I mean how weird is that?

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53 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Ole Miss, more than like, will unfortunately be aggy’s first SECw win at Kyle to break that streak. This upsets me, but I can’t have aggy beat Kentucky. They’ll take insufferable to 11.

 

 

 

Having lived through their "glory" years, I can assure you they are always at insufferable 11. Their actual performance on the field doesn't really change much.

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6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Having lived through their "glory" years, I can assure you they are always at insufferable 11. Their actual performance on the field doesn't really change much.

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10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't get how their media people are obsessed with and talk so much garbage about us. I mean how weird is that?

That’s why they are fake media. They take things way to personal. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard them say negative things about a current head aggy coach. They use all that up on Texas coaching staff. What was it that Billy used to call Charilie? I know it had racial undertones. Now he’s calling Herman “Coach KISS.” Seems like a professional member of the member.

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

That’s why they are fake media. They take things way to personal. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard them say negative things about a current head aggy coach. They use all that up on Texas coaching staff. What was it that Billy used to call Charilie? I know it had racial undertones. Now he’s calling Herman “Coach KISS.” Seems like a professional member of the member.

I like that. Coach Kiss. Can we make it Coach Kiss My Ass?

Looch calls Herman "Hermensa" and "Her-man" (get it? he's a girl!)

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch calls Herman "Hermensa" and "Her-man" (get it? he's a girl!)

Ok first of all I hope this illustrates how lame the 'mensa' thing is.

Secondly how can he have multiple trash talking nicknames for our head coach? He doesn't cover us. It just boggles the mind. They make Ketchum look good...well ok I wouldn't go that far. They make Ketchum appear classy and professional.

I love the paranoia, it just confirms that they know deep down what happens if Texas keeps winning. I look forward to the absolute panic and vitriol they will spew if Texas beats oklahoma this weekend.

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5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch calls Herman "Hermensa" and "Her-man" (get it? he's a girl!)

Says the guy who took it in the ass from Manziel.

Does UT have to send a check to Looch every month or do we get to live there rent-free?

considering that there's a lot of empty space there, the rent wouldn't be more than a couple cents anyway.

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

LOL.. Aggies need to quit worrying about us and focus on their "new" home. They expanded Kyle field to apparently allow as many fans as possible see them lose.

Since joining their wonderful SEC-SEC-SEC (2012), they have won exactly three, yes "3" SEC West games at Kyle field (Ark and Miss St x2).

Last home win against an SEC West team was in 2015... a mere 1,095 days ago....

3-12 at home, in their division.

8-12 at home, in conference. 

Thats real football right there, SEC ready.  Really it's the NFC southeast, and by being a .500 team there proves they are better than they were as a .500 team in the BDF   They can't beat the good teams in their conference better than they couldn't beat the good teams here.  Impressive   

 

"Moral victories are the only victories."

- every aggy ever.

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I see little daniel figurelli aka daniel joseph is still eaten up with all things UT.  Haha.  Good.

 

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Still butthurt that he received a rejection letter from UT I see.

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Put another way,  they have 1 division win at home since JFF's departure six years ago.

Perspective, they don't get it at all.  But if you look deep enough you can still make that aggy average.  

In 6 SEC glory years aggy has managed to win one division game a year, at home, 3 times.  That's a strong .500 average.  

Nevermind the .200 average of winning 3 of 15. 

aggy complains more about Vince's knee being down than the condoms

Question:  If ....(God Forbid).... Kyler Murray and BlowU win Saturday, will the aggies count it as another Win over the HORNS for a&m???   Smh

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On 10/1/2018 at 4:49 PM, slorch said:

losses to a top ranked team help that SOS...

Please don’t mess up the aggy strategy: lose to ranked teams for eternal glory of the fatherland!

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

It's one thing to hear to this garbage, now it's time to assault other senses you have. You can now see these dopes give their terrible takes and how disgusted they are with their big brother 90 miles west.

 

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Indoor hats... I guess they r a thing . Doesn’t the brim forward inhibit Billy’s access to glory hole cock?

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Question:  If ....(God Forbid).... Kyler Murray and BlowU win Saturday, will the aggies count it as another Win over the HORNS for a&m???   Smh
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3 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

I love the paranoia, it just confirms that they know deep down what happens if Texas keeps winning. I look forward to the absolute panic and vitriol they will spew if Texas beats oklahoma this weekend.

Actually, these clowns are closet Horns, deep down jealous of Texas and their success and attention.....so, anytime they have the opportunity to make derogatory comments about Texas, its players and coaches...they jump at it.  Makes them feel big...I guess.

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