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On 11/28/2024 at 4:14 PM, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

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Stupid Sip, you wasn’t SEC then and Bama obviously took it easy on you since you weren’t. 

On 11/28/2024 at 5:15 PM, Pancho said:


From the poster who created this:

 

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So Texas should be kicked out over lying about the amount of commissioned officers…

mmm’kay. 

6 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Reed’s QBR lol

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They are only 41st in rush defense 

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And their vaunted 3rd down defense 

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Guess who is higher than them in those metrics? lol

Only cause you ain’t played no one! 

You really have to see this stuff to believe it. 

 

57 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

You really have to see this stuff to believe it. 

 

Wow

Cross between nuremburg and bad comedy with a shitty firework show.

I am not impressed.

What a dipshit. The play army thing is an embarrassment to the State of Texas. ‘When all the ags went off to war and all the t-sips stayed at home and they sipped their tea’ Go get fucked. I’m all for shit talking but he’s coming across like some dork dressed up like a super hero at comic con thinking he actually has super powers. 

6 hours ago, destroya said:

The play army thing is an embarrassment to the State of Texas stolen valor.

 

On 11/27/2024 at 10:18 AM, TxEx84 said:

Mack Brown started staying in Conroe after that fiasco. Not sure what they do now.

now that it is gamey, does anyone know how the Friday prep went.   Hotel? travel? etc...  this is interesting to me 

15 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy's defense is worse than Michigan's. We should be able to run on them just like we did in Ann Arbor.

But you're not taking into account the fear the Texas players will have trying to play in the middle of the world's largest Klan rally.

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

But you're not taking into account the fear the Texas players will have trying to play in the middle of the world's largest Klan rally.

Quinn, Arch, Gunnar and a few others will be fine.

34 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'm totally shocked that the dude didn't work a horns down into his proposal.

He did just after she said yes.

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54 minutes ago, Deej said:

But you're not taking into account the fear the Texas players will have trying to play in the middle of the world's largest Klan rally.

 

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Quinn, Arch, Gunnar and a few others will be fine.

So, the white guys are safe?

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Is this kid dry-humping the pavement or what? Turdition?

50 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

wtf is that 

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Holy shit!  There is a reason Aggie Jokes fucking write themselves.  At the top of the second hour of Gameday (1:00:33 to be exact) Pat McAfee is going to stand in front of the cannon to feel the concussion.  They lower the swords to indicate to fire the cannon... McAfee winces and contracts waiting for the boom... and... nothing.  Fucking Aggies didn't load the cannon.  

The background comments of "oh no Aggies..." and Fire in the hole, as the guys scramble to get the cannon loaded is fucking hilarious.  Thirty seconds later they cut to the Aggies finally getting the cannon loaded and fired...  but a competency Misfire!  The jokes... they write themselves!  

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Some aggy dude just proposed to this fundie creature on Game Day.

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15 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Saw an aggy sign that referenced Jake Ehlinger and Sark.  They are horrible people

Jesus. People are the absolute worst. Not all aggys are like this, thankfully. Regardless of school, and of course it's an idiot from aggy, they're horrible pieces of shit. 

Disgusting fan base. 

Perfect microcosm of that fan base. Utterly sanctimonious unless the Horns are involved and they can’t help but to let the facade drop and unhinge 

But they're the friendliest people in the country! Just ask them. 

Will they be able to write the normal fan fiction after today’s game?
5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Will they be able to write the normal fan fiction after today’s game?

I'm waiting to see if they a) helped some sips find the stadium, or b) we're so awful a sip peed on an infant at the entrance just to get in. 

26 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

But they're the friendliest people in the country! Just ask them. 

I’ll wait to hear from a fan of another team that traveled to beautiful college station for the first time thank you very much! 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

I’ll wait to hear from a fan of another team that traveled to beautiful college station for the first time thank you very much! 

Have you not been paying attention, sir? They just had a fan of another team write on their board about their amazing experience! Where to eat, shop. The game, and hoe friendly everyone was. 

1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Holy shit!  There is a reason Aggie Jokes fucking write themselves.  At the top of the second hour of Gameday (1:00:33 to be exact) Pat McAfee is going to stand in front of the cannon to feel the concussion.  They lower the swords to indicate to fire the cannon... McAfee winces and contracts waiting for the boom... and... nothing.  Fucking Aggies didn't load the cannon.  

The background comments of "oh no Aggies..." and Fire in the hole, as the guys scramble to get the cannon loaded is fucking hilarious.  Thirty seconds later they cut to the Aggies finally getting the cannon loaded and fired...  but a competency Misfire!  The jokes... they write themselves!  

 

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If they were real army, we’d all be speaking Russian right now. 

10 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Have you not been paying attention, sir? They just had a fan of another team write on their board about their amazing experience! Where to eat, shop. The game, and hoe friendly everyone was. 

I beg to differ sir…the game hasn’t even been played yet. 

Wait!  You’re not saying…that those wonderful stories have all been fake this whole time?!?

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Okay so now I know aggys been lying all these years. If they were important in WW2 we’d be the living in the “man in high castle” world. 

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Just now, Drew said:

I beg to differ sir…the game hasn’t even been played yet. 

Wait!  You’re not saying…that those wonderful stories have all been fake this whole time?!?

Absolutely not! Who would make up fake stories about how great a fan base is and how they're so helpful. Who would be so pathetic to do something like that??

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Absolutely not! Who would make up fake stories about how great a fan base is and how they're so helpful. Who would be so pathetic to do something like that??

Surely not the Fightingnest Tex’um Aggys

They would NEVER Lie, Cheat, or Steal! 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Okay so now I know aggys been lying all these years. If they wee important in WW2 we’d be the living in the “man in high castle” world. 

Holee shit 😂😂😂 If there were ever a gif of aggy screwups, this is it. 

Just now, Drew said:

Surely not the Fightingnest Tex’um Aggys

They would NEVER Lie, Cheat, or Steal! 

Never! The fightin Texum Bulldogs follow all the rules. They would never hurt animals and pour urine on opposing fans. Surely they wouldn't add fake conference championships on their stadium. Not those gentlemen 

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Saw an aggy sign that referenced Jake Ehlinger and Sark.  They are horrible people

 

If that's real, that's horrible.  Somebody needs to kick that kid's ass -- preferably Sam.

18 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Give me an address, descriptors and this fuck is done. I don’t need a picture because I can already tell what this fuck looks like. 
That is so uncalled for

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If that's real, that's horrible.  Somebody needs to kick that kid's ass -- preferably Sam.

People are claiming it’s fake

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but they are just weak dumb pussies

Nobody stood up to this guy and told him to put that shit away

Part of me wonders if pictures or a description of that sign made its way to the staff. Sark looked about as pissed and focused as I’ve ever seen him during the media call on College Gameday. 

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9 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Part of me wonders if pictures or a description of that sign made its way to the staff. Sark looked about as pissed and focused as I’ve ever seen him during the media call on College Gameday. 

He might as well learn what Aggies are all about sooner than later.  He needs to bring hate into this game.

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