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Don't those aggy turds remember that Saban and Bama always come out after a loss looking to eat the hearts of their next 15 opponents?

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Correct.  And it continued to be true right up to the point that the top tier of the SEC ran into quality opponents during bowl season.

You know what.... I'm gonna say it. Aggy is alright tonight. I've seen enough of them trashing Bama to make me think they have a proper level of hatred for their big bro.

Then again, they are probably just deflecting and being a bunch of pussies, but still.

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Just fade me fam

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You know what.... I'm gonna say it. Aggy is alright tonight. I've seen enough of them trashing Bama to make me think they have a proper level of hatred for their big bro.

Then again, they are probably just deflecting and being a bunch of pussies, but still.

aggy says whatever delusion fits the narrative. Bama wins, its all riding coattails, you play in an inferior conference etc. Bama gets blown out, SEC is ours for the taking, this is no reflection on our team, Jimbo will dethrone the King. 

I retract my statement. Here is a gem from /r/cfb:

"We are so fucked dude, them (Clemson) Georgia and bama? It's just not fair"

SO not fair. Almost like playing OU twice in the same season then a #5 ranked Georgia. 

Aggy fucking duped me and I'll take it. Took all of 20 minutes for them to trip on their dicks again.

 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You know what.... I'm gonna say it. Aggy is alright tonight. I've seen enough of them trashing Bama to make me think they have a proper level of hatred for their big bro.

Then again, they are probably just deflecting and being a bunch of pussies, but still.

This is horrible, this post.

if we can just win an NC while beating an SEC team in the next 3-4 years aggy heads might explode.

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You know what.... I'm gonna say it. Aggy is alright tonight. I've seen enough of them trashing Bama to make me think they have a proper level of hatred for their big bro.

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Hey hey now, I have a lot of dumb takes, but I did bless the game thread with this one

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11 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy says whatever delusion fits the narrative. Bama wins, its all riding coattails, you play in an inferior conference etc. Bama gets blown out, SEC is ours for the taking, this is no reflection on our team, Jimbo will dethrone the King. 

This is exactly correct. They're turning on Bama because they've been embarrassed by their scrotum riding. 

14 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy says whatever delusion fits the narrative. Bama wins, its all riding coattails, you play in an inferior conference etc. Bama gets blown out, SEC is ours for the taking, this is no reflection on our team, Jimbo will dethrone the King. 

Yep. No matter what happens A&M wins.

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

Yep. And it has always been that way.

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

oh baby its officially the offseason

Exactly. After struggling with a pathetic shit team Dabo sent a championship game QB to the bench and never looked back. 

If you almost lose to Aggy, you lose your scholarship. Ask Kelly

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

oh baby its officially the offseason

He will sell this shit out of this narrative all offseason too. 

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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

oh baby its officially the offseason

"Go rewatch the South Carolina-Clemson game if you want to get excited about the future of Gamecock football under Will Muschamp. You'll see @JakeBentley vs that same Clemson defense plus Dexter Lawrence throwing for 510 w/5 TDs and 1 pick" 👍

oh baby its officially the offseason

We lost better!


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5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"Go rewatch the South Carolina-Clemson game if you want to get excited about the future of Gamecock football under Will Muschamp. You'll see @JakeBentley vs that same Clemson defense plus Dexter Lawrence throwing for 510 w/5 TDs and 1 pick" 👍

You need to tweet that at him 

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18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"Go rewatch the South Carolina-Clemson game if you want to get excited about the future of Gamecock football under Will Muschamp. You'll see @JakeBentley vs that same Clemson defense plus Dexter Lawrence throwing for 510 w/5 TDs and 1 pick" 👍

I'm gonna steal this, if that's cool with you.

 

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done

 

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4 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

I'm gonna steal this.

Lol you have my blessing

48 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yep. No matter what happens A&M wins.

It's always the formula:

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2. yyyyyy

3. advantage aggy

50 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

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11 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Had a few more than I thought....

 

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Holey moley, long live THEHORN5561...

Thick fog in College Station this morning. They're saying gulf moisture, but it has to be from all the aggy tears last night.

8 hours ago, Lou Loomis said:

Aggy right now:

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Can I really only like this once? This may be the best gif use in fucking history.  Bravo sir

7 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

They’re fucking lost right now

Got chewed out by an aggy buddy last night on FB because I made a comment about enjoying Bama getting their asses kicked.  I was told I didn't have a dog in the fight, as a Tech fan, which i acknowledged to be true.  I was watching simply as a fan of college football.

Then I asked him what his  connection was to the game beyond SEC!SEC!SEC! He and a couple of his buddies lost their shit.  I LOLed.

They truly love that nutsack hugging bullshit.  They will never, ever stop being aggy.

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8 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

oh baby its officially the offseason

Have you ever rewatched any Texas loss to get excited about the future of Texas football? 

Edited by Bill Lumbergh

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

I didn’t realize Dexter Lawrence was such a great QB.

Thought the same thing. Good thing Baizer just copied and pasted blindly. 

36 minutes ago, slorch said:

Got chewed out by an aggy buddy last night on FB because I made a comment about enjoying Bama getting their asses kicked.  I was told I didn't have a dog in the fight, as a Tech fan, which i acknowledged to be true.  I was watching simply as a fan of college football.

Then I asked him what his  connection was to the game beyond SEC!SEC!SEC! He and a couple of his buddies lost their shit.  I LOLed.

They truly love that nutsack hugging bullshit.  They will never, ever stop being aggy.

 

That's why it's such a farce.  They think all of their conference love with legitimize their burning desire to hug nutsacks.

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Aggy lost to the #1 and #2 teams in the country. Texas beat the #4 and #7 teams in the country. Good losses > wins you stupid sips!!!!

Sad.. when Alabama pulls starters up by 30... and Aggies haven't connected the dots that until you beat Alabama you aren't going anywhere....

LOL when "Closest" and "really, really, really far away" have the same meaning

At least Alabama will be focused and pissed off next year...

So which goes higher on the stadium wall.... “almost beat Clemson” or “covered the spread against Bama”??

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Sad.. when Alabama pulls starters up by 30... and Aggies haven't connected the dots that until you beat Alabama you aren't going anywhere....

LOL when "Closest" and "really, really, really far away" have the same meaning

At least Alabama will be focused and pissed off next year...

Didn’t Jimbo and aggy score a late garbage TD to put points on the board against Bama?

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