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29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Maybe it was too late to do anything about it, but if not, then fuck the photographer in the goatass. 

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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....[emoji22]

1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:

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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....emoji22.png

are we eliminating country music or just george strait?

5 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....emoji22.png

Easy AF:

Dr. Pepper - I hate soft drinks

Texas Rangers - baseball sucks

Buccee's - aggy tourist trap

On 5/21/2021 at 1:26 PM, CooterBrown said:

White cabbage.

Yellow bacon.

But imma go real gangsta and call it Yella Bacon.

8 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....emoji22.png

3, 6, 8.  

You’d kick Whataburger over Dr. Pepper? You dumb mother fucker, what are you, 12?

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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....[emoji22]

2,4,8
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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....[emoji22]
Easy. 3, 4, 7. I already don't participate in any of that.

1, 6, 8. I worked as a slicer at Bill Miller. Seriously turned me off to brisket.

16 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....emoji22.png

2, 4, and 8.  I wouldn't say Buccee's if it wasn't for the overwhelming mass of people, many of whom would get kicked out of Walmart for being gross, that I have encountered in every Buccee's that I have entered.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
16 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:
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I can get rid of 2 and 4 no problem. And with a heavy heart, Dr Pepper has to be the other. I don’t drink much soda. But when I do.....emoji22.png

Easy. 3, 4, 7. I already don't participate in any of that.

Which yankee state are you from?

On 5/22/2021 at 11:03 AM, LebongJames said:

Black Biscuit 

Black Ribeye

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

2, 6, and 8 without even noticing 

That’s what I meant but hit 3 instead of 2 by mistake.  Fuck me running.

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Easy. 3, 4, 7. I already don't participate in any of that.

you may not participate in whataburger but your dates sure do. 

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Probably smells a little bit like J. Cole.

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So many...

"I'm your huckleberry"

"It was Barzini all along"

"I'll be back."

"Do you feel lucky?"

"Say hello to my little friend"

 

16 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

What's up with ignoring inertia? And why the fuck did I never notice before?

 

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intertial dampeners.  made up tech so shit like this does not happen when they are changing speeds

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A young lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no one available for help. When the case was called in court she started weeping.
Her family and friends who accompanied her started weeping but there was no hope. But something happened. Before the young lady could stand in the witness box a man stood up and the court room was silent. Everyone looked at Him. He was noble and gentle. He stood in the witness box and interceded on behalf of the woman.
The case was difficult, yet He used all His strength, energy and resources to fight on behalf of the woman. After a long legal battle between the man and the accusers, the lady was set free. The lady fell before the man and asked *'WHO ARE YOU'* The next day the lady deliberately committed another crime and was sent to the same court.
As soon as she entered the courtroom, she saw the man who interceded for her the previous day on the judgement seat. He was no longer a lawyer, but a judge. With smiles on her face the lady said *'I have come again'*
The man lifted his head and said 'yesterday I was a lawyer, so I fought for you, even when you were guilty. But today I am a judge and my judgement must be fair.' With tears in the ladies eyes she asked for the second time *'WHO ARE YOU'* and the man replied
*"YESTERDAY I WAS YOUR SAVIOUR. BUT NOW I AM YOUR JUDGE"*
Today Christ Jesus is our lawyer and redeemer, but a day is coming when He will give a fair judgement to everyone.
*JESUS IS COMING SOON, SO PREPARE TO MEET HIM*.
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I could care less 

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