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21 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I have seen people do it at Galveston and Rockport especially at spring break when the weather can still be cooler.....in fact the year me and 3 friends went to Rockport in a 72 Impala with the top sawed off and the drivers side Tboned in so the door could not even open and "planned to find some friends and crash in their room" I was jealous of the people with the UHaul truck

one night we stayed in the car, one night we all crammed in a cheap ass hotel we could finally find a room at and one night our friend with the Impala picked up a girl who's friend had picked up a guy that was staying at his friends beach house.....so the girl our friend picked up snuck us in the downstairs to sleep

the last night I said fuck this and caught a ride home with two guys in a Toyota Truck towing a dune buggy.....my friends slept in the car again that night and froze their asses off

it would not have been so bad in the car except the fuckers on Rockport drive up and down the beach all day AND ALL NIGHT in a giant circle moving .5 mph in the night you could smell breaks and clutches burning up from the same fucking cars and trucks driving around

 

edited to say I also thought post #20742  might belong in the Vic Mackey Friend's Food thread

Fascinating. Where did you sleep the next 900 nights?  Spare no detail. Also, it’s brakes. All gas, no brakes. 

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16 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

is Disney remaking the Fifth Element? 

Let the sun shine 

16 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

is Disney remaking the Fifth Element? 

Let the sun shine 

15 hours ago, Incredulity said:

WTF is the creature in the sink.

 

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Interesting that he’d know what his homie’s dick tastes like.
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That’s got to be Houston.
12 hours ago, Fudbelty said:


Shit on FB that gives you anxiety

Imagine the anxiety it gives you if you have previously fallen out of a chair lift.

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Anyone doing 1 or 2 should be beaten with a rubber hose.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

lulz

accidently quoted the wrong post smh...

5,8,9

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2, 7, 8.

Esp. when eaten directly out of the freezer for 2 & 7.

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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ok I’m dumb. Where is her head?

Ok I’m dumb. Where is her head?
I am thinking she's leaning hard R.

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5 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Ok I’m dumb. Where is her head?

In the box.

^^^^ Sadly, it is very likely I'm going to Hell.

Spotted near Hufsmith, which is a suburb of Tomball.

 

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24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Wut?

 

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