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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m not comfortable with that being ridiculed.

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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However...the smell of cock cheese makes his mouth water.

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

I only had the original but after two days it always had a hundred chunks missing. At least it made good finger grips I guess.

4 minutes ago, BayouBill said:

Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuck em all

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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We played with real footballs.  Fucking 2nd string QB David Dickskin threw like he was trying to break the speed record.  Instead he broke my finger (starting outside linebacker and 2nd string TE).  He also split my starting WR/CB's hand in half.  Then QB broke his collar bone, and we didn't have to worry about laser balls injuries for the rest of the season.  Lot's more catches.

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1 hour ago, BayouBill said:

Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

And few things felt more futile than trying to huck a waterlogged Original. 

Original nerf was best in the pool.

Turbo best for errbody go deep

I had a Turbo, it was awesome until I tried to throw a real football. That's when I decided to stick with baseball for sports.

Few things felt better than throwing a crisp spiral with the Turbo

I’d agree..but launching a vortex and listening to that whistle is better.

yeah it’s the vortex hands down. what’s wrong with you people? that vortex would fly 100 yards easy. 

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah it’s the vortex hands down. what’s wrong with you people? that vortex would fly 100 yards easy. 

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1 hour ago, Elvis said:

We played with real footballs.  Fucking 2nd string QB David Dickskin threw like he was trying to break the speed record.  Instead he broke my finger (starting outside linebacker and 2nd string TE).  He also split my starting WR/CB's hand in half.  Then QB broke his collar bone, and we didn't have to worry about laser balls injuries for the rest of the season.  Lot's more catches.

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14 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 


We OOBE to explain this phenomenon.

 

Or, how about wearing an adult diaper so people don't have to step in your piss and some innocent janitor has to clean up your piss storm? 

51 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 


We OOBE to explain this phenomenon.

 

At least she didn't shit her pants like the dozen or so guys in the other thread.

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3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Or, how about wearing an adult diaper so people don't have to step in your piss and some innocent janitor has to clean up your piss storm? 

That would make too much sense. Then they could not get the attention they were seeking and cry about some condition they have and tell everyone how evil they are for talking about it.

If you know you have this symptom, then prevent it from making a mess in public you fucking moron.

Oil catch pan would be appropriate equipment for Mrs. Man 

 

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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All of them, but blast back was good for kicking the ball off in a pick up game. 

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