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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1989 - Public Enemy, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, EPMD, and Stetasonic opened for RUN-DMC.  How much do I get?

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Motherfucker even has shoes on the wrong feet. 

Friends wife posted professional glamour shots of her and her bunny, Mr. Fucking Binks.

Anyone else have a bunch of suburban moms on FB that talk about how they were almost kidnapped or had their children abducted at the local Walmart or grocery store? It's almost a daily occurrence in my town, I had no idea! 

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37 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Anyone else have a bunch of suburban moms on FB that talk about how they were almost kidnapped or had their children abducted at the local Walmart or grocery store? It's almost a daily occurrence in my town, I had no idea! 

Yep. They will make some dramatic status about seeing some "suspicious" man in a store and then claim that person was trying to kidnap their kid or whatever. Attention seeking.

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A 3rd Ward OG speaking on Big Tony

"I swear I’m a pull up behind this one @bigtony2100 my Lil bro fareal and trust he gone clear a block off behind me and not on no rap ish we family I’m fina make him drop this album but until then he killing thz niggaz on the slab side and ain’t done music on the way and 2100 blk mixtape coming 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💯💯💯💯💯"

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A 3rd Ward OG speaking on Big Tony
"I swear I’m a pull up behind this one @bigtony2100 my Lil bro fareal and trust he gone clear a block off behind me and not on no rap ish we family I’m fina make him drop this album but until then he killing thz niggaz on the slab side and ain’t done music on the way and 2100 blk mixtape coming [emoji1491][emoji1491][emoji1491][emoji817][emoji817][emoji817][emoji817][emoji817]"
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You're gonna have to translate that for me.

I bet that cashier was Albert Einstein doesn’t exist.


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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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$35 and a bottle of prescription cough syrup?  These are the days!  You guys wanna make some long distance phone calls ? 

Nothing says gansta like a pink Taurus revolver.

Hey that aftermarket alarm for his 2004 Toyota Avalon is cold as hell around his neck yo!
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"There's a difference between me and what's her name"
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10 hours ago, Sandman said:

Anyone else have a bunch of suburban moms on FB that talk about how they were almost kidnapped or had their children abducted at the local Walmart or grocery store? It's almost a daily occurrence in my town, I had no idea! 

I had a friend freak out that her middle school daughter was offered drugs on the school bus. 

I honestly said to her that this has been going on for at least 25 years ( when we were in middle school) and don't be shocked. 

No telling if she reported it to the principal. 

17 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Nobody is every applauding anyone at Walmart when a dumbass is holding up the line discussing religion and politics.

Move on bitch, nobody gives a fuck. We gotta buy and wrap these shitty Walmart gifts before next week.

You've clearly never been to a Walmart when someone opens up a register when they're busy this time of year.

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"There's a difference between me and what's her name"
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50 pounds?


Rianna so yes

Same here, I’ll let y’all know how it goes
11 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

No telling if she reported it to the principal. 

For you being offered drugs 25yrs ago?  That Bitch be harsh, man. 

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm struggling to understand what's going on with dem titties in the first pic.

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2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I'm struggling to understand what's going on with dem titties in the first pic.

Got those fake titties from some 3rd rate doctor in the islands.

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Or that maybe the doll is there to remind your dumb fuck brother he should purchase some chews for his teething young dog.

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Trien Facebook so she can get a man, huh? I'm thinking she is going to be trien for a very long time.

she's gonna need that gun, then.

On 12/18/2018 at 7:09 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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My gay friends aren’t any competition for the women. In fact they are great wing men. 

I'm struggling to understand what's going on with dem titties in the first pic.
Her arms.

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