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On 4/9/2021 at 9:54 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm kind of new here but why hasn't anyone made a joke about the unavoidable outcome of Vic ending up a one armed billionaire? Do better.

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8 hours ago, Tigersnake said:

I'm kind of new here but why hasn't anyone made a joke about the unavoidable outcome of Vic ending up a one armed billionaire? Do better.


Because that bitch ain’t near fat enough for vic. Duh. 

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14 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not foolin' me. That's not Kurt Cobain, it's Owen Wilson.

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David Spade.

Not foolin' me. That's not Kurt Cobain, it's Owen Wilson.
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David Spade.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not foolin' me. That's not Kurt Cobain, it's Owen Wilson.

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Wasn't that from "Rust Never Sleeps?"  It's Neil Young.

Just wanna add...not only is that not Kurt Cobain, that’s not even his quote.
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Can’t really believe it been that long ...(since your dad died)
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Irv, we were never in aisle 2

On 4/9/2021 at 2:55 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

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"The ethnic ambiguity is amazing."

On 4/9/2021 at 12:55 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

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"Thank you, see you tomorrow"

2 hours ago, demos said:


Guilty

Mom has called Walmart "Walmark" my whole life.

 

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

Mom has called Walmart "Walmark" my whole life.

 

Does she have a Walmark credik card?

28 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

My dad calls Oprah "Ofra"

Not so crazy . . . I used to play this on KTXT in the early 90s

 

 

 

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On 4/9/2021 at 9:53 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Guess he’s not taking his 28+ year old date to Red Lobster?

Mom has called Walmart "Walmark" my whole life.
 
That's weird. Is microsocks also in the vocabulary?
15 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 4/13/2021 at 12:49 PM, purplepride95 said:
Mom has called Walmart "Walmark" my whole life.
 

That's weird. Is microsocks also in the vocabulary?

 

My wife calls the browser "foxfire" all the time. Makes me cringe.

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I miss yellow Wendy's. This new Wendy's is fucking trash. 

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My dad has 2 that bug me

 

Dairy Cream

anytime talking soccer or hockey, it’s the “Goaldie”

1 hour ago, Lynchburg Horn said:

My dad has 2 that bug me

 

Dairy Cream

 

In the small town my Mom grew up in, there was a soft serve place called "Dairy Creme". Confused the hell out of me when I was 6.

Two things my mom used to say that always amused me "supposably" and she always pronounced the l in salmon.

She also thought the chorus of The Who's "Who Are You" was "New Orleans, new, new, new, new; New Orleans, new,new,new,new

My Grandma always said Walmark and Reasnor's for grocery stores. I'm amazed at how many people here say Kroger's.

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