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On 4/27/2024 at 9:57 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuck it, I'll take hookers and blow. Sounds so much better than having to raise someone else's kid. That child ain't my responsibility or my problem.

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Another thing I love about "Airplane!"  Even as a kid, I could tell Leslie had the egg in his hand to make it look like it was coming out of her mouth.  But I could never figure out how they got the bird to come out of that little coffee cup.  You can tell the Zucker Bros. didn't care about special effects.  The plane flying in the dark skies scenes are intentionally shot to look silly.  And then when it runs over the disco radio station antenna, it's about as well made as a 1930's Godzilla skyline.  But I was always impressed with the bird /csb

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Another thing I love about "Airplane!"  Even as a kid, I could tell Leslie had the egg in his hand to make it look like it was coming out of her mouth.  But I could never figure out how they got the bird to come out of that little coffee cup.  You can tell the Zucker Bros. didn't care about special effects.  The plane flying in the dark skies scenes are intentionally shot to look silly.  And then when it runs over the disco radio station antenna, it's about as well made as a 1930's Godzilla skyline.  But I was always impressed with the bird /csb

1980 middle school NNM was more impressed by this scene (spoilered for boobs):

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Precisely my point.  No "special effects" there, not even implants.  Just corn-fed, au natural, 70's torpedo tits.  She looks like she has a great ass, too.  

Her juggs and the chick in the white t-shirt (may have been the Sequel) that said "The Moral Majority."  Quality late 80's spank bank material for me.  

1 hour ago, nnm said:

1980 middle school NNM was more impressed by this scene (spoilered for boobs):

I'm sure I watched that movie for the first time because the TV guide noted "brief nudity."  I guessed a Jeopardy question correctly a couple weeks ago for the same reason - 1982 Nastassja Kinski film Cat People.  A 12 year old boy remembers stuff.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Someone help me out here. 

5 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Someone help me out here. 

cut out for lifting the box looks like a cock

5 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

cut out for lifting the box looks like a cock

Ohhhhhhh.

I was struggling to figure that one out.

I mean, I realized it looked like a wang, I didn't realize what it was actually supposed to be. 

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I guess I kinda see it, but why would the cut-out handles be in that spot?  Either put then in the middle of the long side, or on the shorter sides.  Either way, should be more centered.  The oil spillage on the tip IS NOT GREAT, BOB!  

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I guess I kinda see it, but why would the cut-out handles be in that spot?  Either put then in the middle of the long side, or on the shorter sides.  Either way, should be more centered.  The oil spillage on the tip IS NOT GREAT, BOB!  

Or maybe it was staged?  Just spitballin’ here. 

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I thinks it’s that the model intentionally had a boner but the the packaging/logistics manager approved the final version even though the college intern he’s fucking accidentally placed the handle cutout wrong in the gcode. I was gonna come up with an elaborate story about the rest of it like r Kelly’s trapped in the closet music video teledrama but then realized I didn’t eat enough gummy. So I went to get another beer.

On 4/27/2024 at 1:53 PM, nnm said:

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TJ Maxx Home Goods on a Friday night is another target rich environment. Lots of sad divorcees without children. Good place to troll if you’re in slump. 

10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

TJ Maxx Home Goods on a Friday night is another target rich environment. Lots of sad divorcees without children. Good place to troll if you’re in slump. 

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On 4/28/2024 at 7:06 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

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So many good quotes from the skit. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Or maybe it was staged?  Just spitballin’ here. 

Dude, look at the photo...he ain't got no balls to spit on!  He's a Munich! 

9 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

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"Women are clinically insane"

20 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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Yup, you can see half dozen people that fat at any Walmart any hour of the day.   

12 hours ago, Superhero said:

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

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So many good quotes from the skit. 

Tiger: "Also, I've always wanted to say this.... for shizzle!"

Tiger: "Also, I've always wanted to say this.... for shizzle!"

Good thing I scrolled. Beat me to it.
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