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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Setting up the Yordan walk-off slam. 


I’m positioned to catch that ball 

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Jose Altuve's 175th home run passes George Springer for 5th all time in franchise history.
 
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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

in related news, the d-backs staff has come back to earth, as offensive numbers are up across the league over the past month. 

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
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Jose Altuve's 175th home run passes George Springer for 5th all time in franchise history.
 
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Without looking it up...Bagwell, Biggio, Berkman, Cruz?

Not even close, Jimmy Wynn in 4th.  I knew that, I just didn't think long enough back.  

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starting to see wilson conteras chatter.

throw in lee and lock him up. we have pieces : lee, valdez (2nd at cc), Matijevic, leon, chas or meyer, urquidy, lot of young arms

 

get him before the yankees do

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

 

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but they couldn’t wait through tonight so he goes out with 13 game losing streak?

Tucker and Bregman should switch spots. Tucker getting the pitches Bregman gets with Yordan behind him would hit .300 and he deserves that sure first inning AB. Bregman has no business at the top of the order in 2022. 

At this point in the season, bregman needs as many bats as possible to snap out of his slump 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

At this point in the season, bregman needs as many bats as possible to snap out of his slump 

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I’m not sure it’s a slump anymore. But a good old slumpbuster may be what he needs more than at bats. Tell the wife to take one for the team and let him go skank it up. 

57 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Tucker and Bregman should switch spots.

Why, so teams can just walk Yordan and let Alex rollover on one and get the DP?

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t think Bregs has been quite as bad as it seems. 

 

He hasn’t. He has a 116 wRC+ with a .225 BABIP (career BABIP is .287). His expected stats indicate he’s had some bad luck too, and are in line with his career figures. I’d expect his results to start improving soon. 

 

We should have had Maton do the headhunting. Of course, he might not have come close enough to get suspended.

6 hours ago, Starfleet Command said:

This team needs Trey Mancini.

Yeah, I like him. Not the defender that Yuli is, and maybe there are days when you play an OF of Alvarez, Tucker, and Brantley with Mancini at DH. That would be a backdoor way to improve CF.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He lost that clubhouse long ago 

He lost it when he suggested Trout would play LF without talking to Trout.

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

He hasn’t. He has a 116 wRC+ with a .225 BABIP (career BABIP is .287). His expected stats indicate he’s had some bad luck too, and are in line with his career figures. I’d expect his results to start improving soon. 

 

Not with his launch angle. His swing is fucked up, and he is unable at this point to fix it and is likely getting no help from either hitting coach.

LD% and Hard% are at career lows in healthy seasons.

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Just wanted to say Fuck Ty France, unluckiest man in baseball.

 

Do Mariners scouts see something in Uncle Mike that we don't?

Multiple nights now, with his being checked at 1st base.

1 SB on the season ( yeah Slorch, because they keep holding him at 1st...)

Is Bregman ever coming back? He hasn’t done shit since 2019. 

12 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Is Bregman ever coming back? He hasn’t done shit since 2019. 


have you tried his salsa ?

25 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Is Bregman ever coming back? He hasn’t done shit since 2019. 

 

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t think Bregs has been quite as bad as it seems. 

 

 

Keep running down Bregs

Jose Vizcaino had a higher career contact percentage (87%) than damn near anyone not named Brantley, Gwynn, or Ichiro….which was also 10% better than Alvarez’s career rate (according to my FanGraphs search)

In other words, who gives a shit about batted balls without regard for barrel rate, hard hit %, etc

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