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machete should be bunting every single time he comes up.  even if there are no runners on base or there are 2 out.  just for practice.

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If they're as bad as his salsa, half the team may end up on the IL.

He is having an after game party at Woodrows today

They giving away McCullers bobbleheads today and he signed part of them....CF looks to have them if anyone is there now trying to go

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Does the mullet bobble independently of the head?

58 minutes ago, Scraps said:

He is having an after game party at Woodrows today


that place going to be packed !!

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


we’re not carrying 3 catchers. Maldy is catching all the games. Maton is in the roster, not brown 

 Carrying three catchers was a thing in 2017 because our backup catcher (Gattis) was our primary DH.  Couldn’t get into a situation where McCann got hurt and you needed the backup catcher who was in the lineup as DH, which would cost you the DH spot.  
Unless Yordan moves to catcher, we will not have three catchers on a playoff roster for at least the next six years.  

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


we’re not carrying 3 catchers. Maldy is catching all the games. Maton is in the roster, not brown 

I’m talking playoffs. We have this argument every year. There is not 13 pitchers on our traditional playoff roster.  We keep 12. One year I believe we only went 11 in the first round. That leaves plenty of room for 3 catchers. The reason you keep 3 catchers, even though maldy will catch every game, is so that you can be aggressive with PH him when we are down and still have an emergency guy. I’d the 3rd catcher is a good hitter even better. 
besides- I said that was my ideal roster, not a prediction for what would happen. 

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so odorizzi, castro, and maton get left off. not mad at that. did you mean dubon instead of diaz?  you listed diaz twice. 

No- Diaz the catcher in the minors. Big stick. Shitty glove. Good enough for insurance in a game you start PH for Maldy bc you are chasing the game. 

Rake farm!!  Two out rbis get you to heaven.

Some people were giving me shit for saying wait on Jake, wait on Jake, wait on Jake- he’s the solution to our CF problem. 
we are seeing this play out. The guy has an awesome bat for a CFer that hits 8th in this lineup when everyone is healthy. 
he’s got to be by far the best #8 hitter in MLB. 

Urquidy will always be that guy where I think “he’s only been in the league xx years?!”

feels like he’s been around 5-7 years and it’s only been 3.

guess that’s what happens when you pitch so much in the postseason.

lulz, machete says f bunts, hit dingers

Getting his monthly homer out of the way early

I don't think it's Patrick Sandoval's day.  It's extra funny because I have a friend with the same name.

Remember when everyone on this thread was pissed off about this team like the entire month of April? 
 

Anyone caught whistling at baseball games should get the death penalty.

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Remember when everyone on this thread was pissed off about this team like the entire month of April? 
 

Back then I was thinking we'd do well to win 85. Now 105 seems possible. But the tide is always shifting. 

Lmao don't see that often. Machete beating it

Altuve doesn't know how to bat with men on base

39 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Anyone caught whistling at baseball games should get the death penalty.

 

that guy needs to be punched in the dick 

I bet it's Scraps.  Pretty sure he also started the wave.

I bet it's Scraps.  Pretty sure he also started the wave.
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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Some people were giving me shit for saying wait on Jake, wait on Jake, wait on Jake- he’s the solution to our CF problem. 
we are seeing this play out. The guy has an awesome bat for a CFer that hits 8th in this lineup when everyone is healthy. 
he’s got to be by far the best #8 hitter in MLB. 

Dusty's gonna bench him now

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
10 minutes ago, kevwun said:
I bet it's Scraps.  Pretty sure he also started the wave.

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I bet it's a 70's watercouch

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