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Look at Dubon expertly holding Varsho to a double and not a triple

Fucking hell Peña

And Maldonado

Inning of retardation

He is out

Scorekeeper needs to get his head out of his ass and give Peña an error to help conserve JV's ERA

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Verlander needs to throw 8 more innings and not give up an earned run to post an ERA of 1.736842105 which would beat Pedro's 2000 ERA of 1.741935484 which would be the lowest AL ERA of the Wild Card era (since 1995)

Now Vote 4 Pedro was 0.84 ERA below #2 (Kevin Brown) where Verlander would not even be at 50% that amount ahead of #2 this year.

Well way to jinx it

22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

pena needs some time with a wooden glove, 18 errors is too many

Quoting for truth again tonight. 

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

Quoting for truth again tonight. 

He is tied with Corey Seagor 😂

We lost this game when the lineup card was filled out.


Pena in 2 hole only yo

23 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Inning of retardation

He is out

game of retardation

Machete rounding into playoff form.  Although he was already leading the league in PBs coming into tonight.

Edited by WBT

This feeble lineup with JV pitching already would be a recipe for Houston scoring 0-2 runs. Coming off some monster scoring outbursts likely sealed the deal. Shock me, team. 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Scorekeeper needs to get his head out of his ass and give Peña an error to help conserve JV's ERA

Changed it to unearned anyway because of the passed ball.  Still think it was an error though.

Fizzy!

Chazzy Fizz!

Great escape!

Damn JV whipped his cock out there

Need a run to get JV the win.

That was almost a really smart play by Bregman.  Just needed to hold his water a little longer.

9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What a badass. dumbass.

fixed for bregman.  come on.

Dubon has raisin balls

Diaz over here fucking around and not even ready for that last pitch

Chubb Rock in to pitch for AZ

Dubon has raisin balls
Prove me wrong

3putt down there leading the Chas chants?

Nevermind raisin balls

Just now, Scraps said:
42 minutes ago, Scraps said:
Dubon has raisin balls

Prove me wrong

lolno

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Less than ideal AB from Altuve.

Yeeeeeeeeah, not a fan of the "bunt twice" strategy.

Fucking around with a bunt was dumb as fuck

Fucking around with a bunt was dumb as fuck
Seriously wtf was that

First bunt was ok.  Dumb to try it twice.  He gave 2 strikes to a guy who was struggling to throw strikes.

Altuve knew smith was on in the 10th….and would suck

long game to get him left off the postseason roster

hopefully 

losing still sucks

24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

First bunt was ok.  Dumb to try it twice.  He gave 2 strikes to a guy who was struggling to throw strikes.

 

this. 3rd baseman was waaaaaaaay back 

Hung in there and had a chance to beat a great pitcher with our C lineup.  Game was lost when Altuve tried to get too cute.  But whatevs.  Get the rest in, stay sharp, and win at least one more game.   

Magic numbers

1- Yankees

2- Braves and Mets 

12- LA Dodgers. Might be 13- not sure who would   win the tiebreaker as we haven’t played. 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this. 3rd baseman was waaaaaaaay back 

Yeah any kind of a half way decent bunt toward 3rd would have won the game.  The third basemen was back against the grass.

What’s your order of preference for LDS opponent (after #1: it don’t make a shit)

I’m going:

1) Mariners

2) Rays

3) Blue Jays

 

Ideal scenario for me would be M’s passing Rays for the #5 slot and taking out the Jays in the WC round.

Rays getting Glasnow back last night makes them stronger and stronger the longer they can stay in it.

5 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yeah any kind of a half way decent bunt toward 3rd would have won the game.  The third basemen was back against the grass.


and stayed there for the 2nd attempt

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What’s your order of preference for LDS opponent (after #1: it don’t make a shit)

I’m going:

1) Mariners

2) Rays

3) Blue Jays

 

Ideal scenario for me would be M’s passing Rays for the #5 slot and taking out the Jays in the WC round.

Rays getting Glasnow back last night makes them stronger and stronger the longer they can stay in it.


we play we play, don’t give a fuck. Long way to go and every team out there wants to avoid this pitching staff 

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