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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Deceptively fast".  Ummmm... no. It's pretty evident he's the fastest guy on the field. Anybody who is fooled by his speed hasn't seen him run.

Deceptively is code for white guy

"Reliable" also felt like code for white guy.

His film is fun to watch. Based on his interview, he broke his leg a year+ ago, so if my timeline is right, his ridiculous speed after recovery is encouraging to me.

15 hours ago, South Austin said:

Awesome. He reminds me of a white Jordy Nelson.

Need Traveshamockery's take on this.

On 6/3/2018 at 7:22 PM, Chrispy said:

 

What a great interview. Says he's known that Texas was the choice since the spring game.

Huge pick up.  Tom Herman and the staff putting in work.

Didn't see Tom Herman in his Bob the Builder outfit yet in this tread but may I missed it.

Edited by Lhorn

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I went to visit a client in Austin and arrived before I left.  Is Jake in town?

Arrived before you left, huh? Good thinking. You get a citation if you try to do it the other way.

  • 6 months later...

Yep - can't wait to see him, Hook 'em Jake!

"Once I'm there, it doesn't matter if I'm a five-star, four-star, no-star," he said. "Nobody cares. Once I get there, my goal is to work as hard as I can and help our team win."

 

The best quote of all.  This kid will make a sudden impact for Horns '19

 

 

I'm guessing the line of pussy available for Jake is already forming on campus...

Edited by pacman

this kid legit did it all,   we welcome you shipley  i mean smith 

33 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

this kid legit did it all,   we welcome you shipley  i mean smith 

Who was Jake Smith’s dad’s roommate in college?

1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Who was Jake Smith’s dad’s roommate in college?

Bru McCoys dad. 

 

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  • 2 months later...

Looks like he’ll have no problem carrying that lunch pail. 

It took me awhile to figure out how that exercise was working. 

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It took me awhile to figure out how that exercise was working. 

Great piece of equipment

16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Motherfucker!

calm down, weirdo. 

10 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Wat.

rumor is he didn’t like us bringing in bru and wants to go to USC to fill his old spot. 

Someone better get negged unless he has some context to add.

If you are taking a dipshit like texashammer seriously, it’s your problem. Don’t make it our problem by handwringing over it on this thread. 

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If you are taking a dipshit like texashammer seriously, it’s your problem. Don’t make it our problem by handwringing over it on this thread. 

Too subtle?

Can you be in the portal if you're not on campus?

If the only tool you have is a Thetexashammer, the whole world is going to look like a shitload of bent nails. 

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Motherfucker!

 

 

Familiar with exhaustion lifting for body building. What is the application for increasing athletic ability?

So, is the "portal" business just horseshit?

Just now, XOVERX said:

So, is the "portal" business just horseshit?

Yes.

12 hours ago, pacman said:

Familiar with exhaustion lifting for body building. What is the application for increasing athletic ability?

Teaching determination and effort are of supreme importance in team sports.  Kids learn that they can push themselves past what they think their limits are, that they have more to give than they realize.  It reinforces the work ethic culture and instills confidence.  The coaches prove they have a better handle on how much the kid can accomplish than he does himself.  When they tell the kid he can beat the guy lined up against him and the team ranked higher than his, that kid is gonna believe.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Yes.

I think Futureman gets half credit. His followup was a masterpiece.

35 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

I think Futureman gets half credit. His followup was a masterpiece.

half credit for what?

10 hours ago, XOVERX said:

So, is the "portal" business just horseshit?

the echo chamber will say otherwise but he is having doubts.  I think it got out that he was going to put his name in but he just hasn’t done it yet.  still a good chance he never wears burnt orange.  

3 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

For being a half-assed poster?

So he's quarter-assed?

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