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On 9/24/2025 at 6:51 AM, Dnaguy said:

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It was 2014. A simpler time.

A time where celebrity nudes weren’t freely given out all Willy Nilly. See a candid boob from a celebrity had to be taken by a faaaaaar away paparazzo. The idea that you’d have a nude selfie? Ohhhh that would have been crazy. You had to settle for a obsessed fans rigging up eyehole cams for hot sideline reporter with some serious hangers if you needed to wet that whistle.

Enter in some scrappy iCloud hackers.

Men that wouldn’t dare stand for such status quo.

The Fappening was released. 
A cornucopia of a list celebrities, athletes, and child stars (now in adulthood of course) showing off even more than just their bare boobs. Some serious zoomed in shots of their guts. 
 

Of all these drops, one stood above all others.
1.) For its dark horse nature due to the competition. I mean, we got to see Katy Perry’s corn dog throwing sweater puppies for the first time. Stiff… and I mean stiff competition here.

2.) For the volume. She had many, many pics.

3.) For just how sneaky hot she was. She did have a super banging body. Which should be expected, but she’s a goalie (oh no spoiler!) so…. America was surprised.

4.) and the most important….. THE ZOOMED IN SNATCH SHOTS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU COULD COUNT HER AGE RINGS LIKE A CHOPPED DOWN SEQUOIA.

Girl had no shame in her pic game. Every lip, fold, and sanguine shade. From deep merlot, to browns, to pinks. Labia minora? Yeah I don’t think there was anything minor about it.

Many of those body shamers ridiculed such expressions of the female form. But the true aficionados out there, The men who frequently dine at the Y celebrated her hanging it all out.

It was more than a Solo Arby’s night, because ALL of America had the meats now. 

Katy Perry nude?

I apparently slept through the internet that day, dammit.

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On 9/25/2025 at 11:15 PM, Superhero said:

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On 9/26/2025 at 11:30 AM, BonzoMontreaux said:

'Oh my G-o-double D!'


All good things must come to an end…. She’s got post-40, perimenopausal, semiglutide, work-out-mom tits now.

NTTAWWT. Still would in a heartbeat.

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All good things must come to an end…. She’s got post-40, perimenopausal, semiglutide, work-out-mom tits now.
NTTAWWT. Still would in a heartbeat.
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Man…but look at all of those shaving trimmings.
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On 9/25/2025 at 11:59 AM, Armybrat said:

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5, 3, 2, 4, 6, 1

The 80s girls look AI generated

The 2025 are... worth punching in the mouth.

 

On 9/26/2025 at 3:14 PM, Macanudo said:

That brain isn't smooth enough.

At home, we'll call someone a koala, so say they're smooth brained if they do something absolutely stupid (yes we're kinda mean to each other that way).

Pretty sure this has been posted before, but still funny.

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Koalas are fucking horrible animals.

They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally – their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death.

This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.

Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.

Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.

Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently…

Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.

Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio… There's a trend here).

When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.

This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?

Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.

Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain:

Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury… should they fall from a tree.

An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

5, 3, 2, 4, 6, 1

The 80s girls look AI generated

The 2025 are... worth punching in the mouth.

 

At home, we'll call someone a koala, so say they're smooth brained if they do something absolutely stupid (yes we're kinda mean to each other that way).

Pretty sure this has been posted before, but still funny.

 

So, Australians.  Got it.

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14 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 


All good things must come to an end…. She’s got post-40, perimenopausal Perrymenopausal, semiglutide, work-out-mom tits now.

NTTAWWT. Still would in a heartbeat.

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