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17 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Thank you Quinn Ewers.

for what? for being the weak link on two absolutely loaded teams that would have each won the national title if they had marginally better qb play? this thing where arch being bad makes some of you weirdos think that it suddenly means that quinn wasn’t also bad is so goddamn weird. i mean, arch is bad, but so is basically everyone else on our offense. quinn was bad when the entire rest of the team was NC worthy. so what exactly are you thanking him for? wasting our best chances to win a title since 2009?

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4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

We are 6-0 with Ewers and yall are still complaining he cannot hit the deep ball. 

 

we’ve downgraded all over the place on offense, and you think that adding the weak link from our past two offenses would make us better? of course you do.

quinn ewers was totally ineffectual when surrounded by countless nfl linemen, tight ends, running backs, and wr’s, but sure, he’d just be tearing shit up for this hapless, chinese fire drill of a team. holy shit that’s funny.

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22 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

The dead cap hit if they launch Tua is insane.

Aaaand Tua gets picked. Ewers might get his chance with the game out of hand.

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PFF grades for SEC qbs from 2024:

1.Jaxson Dart 92.4

2.Jalen Milroe- 89.6

3.Taylen Green- 87.7

4.Garrett Nussmeier- 82.9

5.Diego Pavia- 82.9

6.Carson Beck- 82.4

7.Nico Iamaleava- 77.5

8.Payton Thorne- 75.1

9.Brady Cook- 75.1

10.DJ Lagway- 72.1

11.LaNorris Sellers- 70.8

12.Marcel Reed- 69.0

13.Quinn Ewers- 68.1

Thank You Quinn. if only you were on this current team, one that’s waaaaay shittier than any team you ever qb’d, then we would be undefeated and no.1 in the country. that’s the kind of unbiased, completely objective analysis you can find here at surly.

 

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quinn tried to throw a pick into triple coverage, but the db dropped the can o corn. then quinn fumbled the snap and then got sacked. looks someone woke up on the regular side of the bed today.

here's the first snap of his nfl career:

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quinn just made a terrible pass to an open jaylen waddle, hung him out to dry. waddle is now down injured.

so, to recap:

•he tried to throw a pick into quintuple coverage

•completed a pass for negative two yards

•fumbled a snap

•got sacked

•got his open wr injured by floating a dead duck his way

Thank You Quinn. 🙏🏼 

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1 minute ago, Derka said:

quinn just made a terrible pass to an open jaylen waddle, hung him out to dry. waddle is now down injured.

so, to recap:

•he tried to throw a pick into quintuple coverage

•completed a pass for negative two yards

•fumbled a snap

•got sacked

•got his open wr injured by floating a dead duck his way

Thank You Quinn. 🙏🏼 

We get it you are rooting against quinn. 

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lol and the neg reps are out. i love it.

•wulaw makes a thread about everything is still awesome, and he’ll put some stacks on that: a billion pos rep

•ztejas makes a thread about how everyone is pussies for being unhappy with our performances, and says we all need to believe again: a billion pos rep

•imma posts a video of taaffe saying, “hey guys, we won the game, let’s all be happy, everything is awesome, winning is hard.” a billion pos rep.

someone posts the truth about Quinn Ewers Superstar: negged.

i’ll wear those negs as a badge of pride. remember: the people who drink the kool aid die in the end. 

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he just got stripped and possibly hurt. grabbing his hand/wrist after the play. still messing with it.

stays in the game, and takes a sack on 4th down. 

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Oh look, Derka shitting on Ewers for plays made deep into garbage time in a Dolphins/Browns game that was a 31-6 final.  

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Love that Ewers is getting to play. Those of you who think he would still be playing at this point in the season behind our dogshit line are delusional. 

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31 minutes ago, MrX said:

Oh look, Derka shitting on Ewers for plays made deep into garbage time in a Dolphins/Browns game that was a 31-6 final.  

i literally posted a factual recounting of his plays. i suppose you think i was also “shitting on him” when i posted the PFF ratings. 

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We are 6-0 with Quinn Ewers, 3 NFL offensive linemen, 1 NFL tight end, 1 NFL running back, 3 NFL wide receivers, and yall are still complaining he cannot hit the deep ball

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18 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

We are 6-0 with Quinn Ewers, 3 NFL offensive linemen, 1 NFL tight end, 1 NFL running back, 3 NFL wide receivers, and yall are still complaining he cannot hit the deep ball

Lol. So there are no future NFL linemen, receivers, TEs, or backs on this roster is what you are saying? We lost NFL guys in 22, 23, and 24. Each time we retooled with lesser players and each time we continued to win. We started the season with an underwhelming Ohio State that scored 14 points and a loss to a Florida team that just fired their coach. We haven't even gotten to the good teams yet but we are supposed to believe that there is no way Ewers could win behind this line. Completely silly. I want Arch to play but part of me wants another guy to come in just long enough so you can see that this line isnt nearly as bad as you guys think it is. 

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1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

 

Damn I saw the stats and thought he came in and played ok

 really it was one prayer that got caught eh

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10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Damn I saw the stats and thought he came in and played ok

 really it was one prayer that got caught eh

Lol. Thats how averages work Zeus. Funny. When Arch threw a deep ball against MSU while getting hit we were told that it was something Ewers would or could never do. Then Ewers does it in the NFL and its a "prayer". Lol. 

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2 hours ago, Derka said:

lol and the neg reps are out. i love it.

•wulaw makes a thread about everything is still awesome, and he’ll put some stacks on that: a billion pos rep

•ztejas makes a thread about how everyone is pussies for being unhappy with our performances, and says we all need to believe again: a billion pos rep

•imma posts a video of taaffe saying, “hey guys, we won the game, let’s all be happy, everything is awesome, winning is hard.” a billion pos rep.

someone posts the truth about Quinn Ewers Superstar: negged.

i’ll wear those negs as a badge of pride. remember: the people who drink the kool aid die in the end. 

Mine was after losing to the number 1 team in the country at their place in a game we completely outplayed them and the only reason for the loss was because our 5 star QB who has some really good game film played like a retard and it didn’t seem likely that would continue. 
 

new shit came to light and I got lambasted by CTJ for being too negative by the week 3 thread. The only thing I’m pushing back against now is the idea 7-5 is a ceiling for this team. I still think that’s dumb looking at the schedule, the cpu rankings and the Vegas lines. 

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