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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones


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1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Super Bowls 1 - 30: Dallas has 8 appearances. 26.7% of these Super Bowls.  

Super Bowls 31 - 57: Dallas has 0 appearances. 0% of these Super Bowls.

Are enough old people passing on their following of the Cowboys for them to stay relevant when they’ve all keeled over?

When the Cowboys were in the playoffs literally every year, I get the widespread popularity. How does this clowncar manage to stay relevant when they’ve been in as many Super Bowls as the Lions, Browns, and Jets this century?

Because the dumbfuck media hypes them up every single year, only to ask "what's all the fuss about?" when they end up being anywhere from a mediocre-solid team. Meanwhile the true fans know it's mostly hopeless but get all sorts of shit talked to them by fans of just about every other team after every loss, because again, the media finds a way to relate literally every topic to the Cowboys and Lakers.

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Because the dumbfuck media hypes them up every single year, only to ask "what's all the fuss about?" when they end up being anywhere from a mediocre-solid team. Meanwhile the true fans know it's mostly hopeless but get all sorts of shit talked to them by fans of just about every other team after every loss, because again, the media finds a way to relate literally every topic to the Cowboys and Lakers.

The Lakers have done something this century, though. And just a few years ago  

i don’t know whether the media hyping them is the cause or result of the fanbase. I suspect it’s the result and the media is appealing to that fanbase. 

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10 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

The Lakers have done something this century, though. And just a few years ago  

i don’t know whether the media hyping them is the cause or result of the fanbase. I suspect it’s the result and the media is appealing to that fanbase. 

The owner is probably the biggest reason. Doesn't matter if they are good or not, just give him/them attention.

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On 12/18/2022 at 4:44 PM, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

trying to envision a playoff scenario where Dallas can wiggle to the top. 

1. Eagles 2. Vikings 3. Niners 4. Brady Bunch .  Those are the division winners right now. 

5. Dallas 6. anyone

Round 1 would be

3. Niners vs. 6. Anyone

4. Brady Bunch at home vs. 5. Dallas

Is that correct? 

Round 2 would be 

Niners @ Vikings  (if SF wins wc)

Dallas @ Eagles

Is that correct?  

Seriously question, are you retarded?

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Listen here Fuckers.  Dallas is americas team and every year is our year until it isn’t. If you don’t like it. Take your nasty little Peter beaters somewhere else 

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Super Bowls 1 - 30: Dallas has 8 appearances. 26.7% of these Super Bowls.  

Super Bowls 31 - 57: Dallas has 0 appearances. 0% of these Super Bowls.
Are enough old people passing on their following of the Cowboys for them to stay relevant when they’ve all keeled over?
When the Cowboys were in the playoffs literally every year, I get the widespread popularity. How does this clowncar manage to stay relevant when they’ve been in as many Super Bowls as the Lions, Browns, and Jets this century?

Passed on I guess. My 14 year old loves them like me. But he can tell me every player now unlike me. In the 80s and 90s if you throw out a name or number I can tell you what college he went to.
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The 3rd and 10 playcall before we punted back. Noah Brown makes a very simple stop route, game over (well unless he clanks it, which is possible). Another thing, there are zero routes here that are short and underneath. Why? Oh, right. Kellen Moore baby! We have a definite DB problem but it isn't one or the other vs the WR position. Both are a huge need. Schultz is nothing more than a dorky old version of Witten. Gallup disappears a ton. Last 2 weeks, he hasn't did jack. This is the guy we went with instead of Amari. Neat. James Washington is useless. Noah Brown just proved he can't be counted on. I am not going to back and look but it seems about half of our interceptions this year was because they clanked off someone's hands that should have been an easy catch. None of our guys get separation at all and that is obvious from the All 22 tape when it's posted and reviewed. 

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Superbowls 31 to present... Shit coaches. That's on the team's SOS owner.

Incorrect. Parcells, McCarthy and Wade - in that order - are good to great coaches. The problem is Jerry and Jerry only. 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The 3rd and 10 playcall before we punted back. Noah Brown makes a very simple stop route, game over (well unless he clanks it, which is possible). Another thing, there are zero routes here that are short and underneath. Why? Oh, right. Kellen Moore baby! We have a definite DB problem but it isn't one or the other vs the WR position. Both are a huge need. Schultz is nothing more than a dorky old version of Witten. Gallup disappears a ton. Last 2 weeks, he hasn't did jack. This is the guy we went with instead of Amari. Neat. James Washington is useless. Noah Brown just proved he can't be counted on. I am not going to back and look but it seems about half of our interceptions this year was because they clanked off someone's hands that should have been an easy catch. None of our guys get separation at all and that is obvious from the All 22 tape when it's posted and reviewed. 

 

 

 

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You’re a treasure Vic. And making excuses for Dak and his pic total, just like Drew. 

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35 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Well I did see this for whatever it's worth.

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Garbage stat that is worth nothing. 

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Opened as 1 point favorites at home against the Eagles then the betting line moved to Cowboys -4.5 after the Jalen Hurts news. Vegas seems to have a higher opinion of the team than fans/media. Free money bet for the Cowboys are terrible people.

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This is just pure stupidity. It proves he hasn’t a clue what to do. It’s like Garrett forgetting about Felix Jones for entire games because he enjoyed watching Marion Barber selfinflict CTE on himself with 30 Carrie’s a game. At the same time It’s also on Dak to know his weapons and change his progressions. This team is too stupid to win anything of consequence.
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