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Oh what would Framber ever do without all these passed balls?

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

This scrub offense has only been able to manage a field goal in each of the first 3 quarters. 
 


the cowboys are already in mid season form !!!!

 

ohh wait …

Both of these clowns talking about the development of the splitfinger and don't mention Mike Scott

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We must have had a players meeting after Yankees swept us


@Scraps when the worst employee jumps on everyone’s ass, people listen !

This should be Ranger fan re: Altuve these last two games…

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Melton with a quality bat flip

 

Framber has been filthy to Seager tonight

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At the game in a suite with my company as “guest of the rangers” and was told not to cheer for the Astros…..

guess how that’s going 

They are gonna plunk Altuve his next AB right?

You're gonna pull a Craig and get fired when you're not at work.

Altuve should walk to his next AB like that.

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

At the game in a suite with my company as “guest of the rangers” and was told not to cheer for the Astros…..

guess how that’s going 

 

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

They are gonna plunk Altuve his next AB right?

100000%
espeucally when he comes up thjs inning with a chance at his 4.th in as many innings 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

They are gonna plunk Altuve his next AB right?

I would 😂

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

'Member when Wulaw said Altuve hadn't caught Biggio and Bagwell yet.

I 'member.

Bagwell and Biggio are bitch in the HOF. Altuve would not be if his career ended today. He has a couple more years of work to do. I absolutely expect he will get there. 


all time offensive WAR leaders for astros  - it gets worse for Jose when factoring in actual war  he’s 72% of the way there  I don’t think he has to pass those two in total counting numbers but he’s got to be closer than 30%, to me, to be considered the all time Astros greatest  it’s ok to disagree, but I don’t have some sort of odd or off the wall sentiment with this  I hope (think) by the time his career is over it will be a universal acclimation  

 

1. Craig Biggio 76.2
2. Jeff Bagwell 74.8
3. Jose Altuve 55.1
4. Lance Berkman 48.6
5. Cesar Cedeno 48.3
6. Jim Wynn 45.7
7. Jose Cruz 41.0
8. Joe Morgan 34.5
9. Alex Bregman 32.7
10. Bill Doran 29.1
  Bob Watson

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

You're gonna pull a Craig and get fired when you're not at work.


He should pull out a big joint Altuve’s next at bat

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You're gonna pull a Craig and get fired when you're not at work.

I’m actually kinda angling for that.

ready to “start the next chapter.”

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2 minutes ago, Strat said:

Altuve should walk to his next AB like that.

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And then bat lefty. And drag a bunt for a hit. 

Did Abreu pull up at the end there? Like he pulled his hammy?

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Did Abreu pull up at the end there? Like he pulled his hammy?

Bring on Singleton, even the shitty Rangers bullpen might be too much for him.

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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bagwell and Biggio are bitch in the HOF. Altuve would not be if his career ended today. He has a couple more years of work to do. I absolutely expect he will get there. 

Only thing he has a couple of is a couple more World Series. He’s the best ever already, I don’t care about the other stuff. He is just unfuckingbelievable, I literally love Jose Altuve. 

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And turns out my co-worker next to me is a Maldy apologist….

I just can’t.

yep. This is how ~15 years at my company ends. Insubordination combined with co-worked assault. 

Interestingly  enough it looks like if Bregman extends the Astros Mt Rushmore would be Biggio Bagwell Bregman and Altuve. 

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Only thing he has a couple of is a couple more World Series. He’s the best ever already, I don’t care about the other stuff. He is just unfuckingbelievable, I literally love Jose Altuve. 

I do too man. I also loved Biggio and really liked Bagwell. They are all different and all awesome. 
I’ve typed I literally love Jose Altuve 5 times in the last 8 innings. 

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Abreu still at 1st. Must have just been the way he was running. 

W’s / pennants / bating titles / mvp’s / gold gloves  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WaR 

14 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Melton with a quality bat flip

 

 

The sunset at the stadium is amazing. Not a better AA ball field in the game.

 

AAAANNNNDDD it's going to be even better whenever TxDOT can figure a way to complete the new bridge.

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12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Bagwell and Biggio are bitch in the HOF. Altuve would not be if his career ended today. He has a couple more years of work to do. I absolutely expect he will get there. 

I was going to argue this but just looked up his ranking on JAWS and now I agree with you.  

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Human after all

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9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

And turns out my co-worker next to me is a Maldy apologist….

I just can’t.

yep. This is how ~15 years at my company ends. Insubordination combined with co-worked assault. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

The sunset at the stadium is amazing. Not a better AA ball field in the game.

 

AAAANNNNDDD it's going to be even better whenever TxDOT can figure a way to complete the new bridge.

 
I love that field, I’ve been to hs, college and of course AA games there. You haven’t lived until you’re at a south Texas hs game at Whataburger field, standing room only. 
 

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Just now, Planet Houston said:

FIFY

That’s a sweet swing 

24 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We must have had a players meeting after Yankees swept us

Someone tweeted that Diaz emplored guys to play better. See- he even does player meetings better than Maldonado. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 
I love that field, I’ve been to hs, college and of course AA games there. You haven’t lived until you’re at a south Texas hs game at Whataburger field, standing room only. 
 

the life ricky GIF

 

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Just now, Dnaguy said:

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selana statue / grab some railroad seafood / Whataburger field  !

5 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I was going to argue this but just looked up his ranking on JAWS and now I agree with you.  

What actually shocked me in a not good for Altuve case kind of way is his 7 peak seasons only has him as something like 15th or 20th best second baseman of all time. I’d have though his best 7 seasons would be top 10 type. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


selana statue / grab some railroad seafood / Whataburger field  !

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Hard to believe that we are on the Astros 30th at bat of the game and they only have 2 strikeouts, both of which were Maldy lol...

Let’s go Reds.

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