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49 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Someone find the Rangers call of Altuves HR please.

I listened to it on the mlb app.  Their crew is shitty.  Guy called it a grand slam and 6-4 Astros lead... I wish.

In the lead up to the pitch, dude was saying "Altuve in his last five games at Globe Life is 12-28 with 6 HRs.  He has 8 HRs here this season."  That was cool.

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

I feel like the 8 and 9 hitters for both teams have played an out-sized role in this series so far

 

and one thing my 9 yo pointed out tonight: Maldy at least has a higher postseason batting average than Semien.

 


I know dusty talks with the bench guys and tells them to be ready, keep your head in the game

grae’s catch was fucking huge. Stone cold of the bench, all instinct 

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So much act like you’ve been there before for the Rangers. I really don’t know where to start.

 

We have been there before, and we acted like jackasses then, too. Deal with it, Rangers fans!

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

oh do fuck off, Chandler

 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

I heard some idiot behind me at the game tonight say 6 more outs after Bregs got rung up to end the 7th.

And that’s when I gave my 9 yo a lesson in the foolishness of counting outs 

 

 

Nice. I got a 9 year old girl. Tho we live in SD, she's learning to love the Astros, too.

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

hehehehhee suck it, poo holes

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So... I'm at a buddy's apt.. We're on his patio watching tv in the house with the door open... 
He puts on the Astros. 
"Nah, man. I can't watch the game. Change it." 
So he throws on YouTube and we watch boxing, as we tend to do. 
Top of the 9th, he switches on the game. 
Him: "Oh, it's over. 4-2 top of the 9th."
Gray: "Close the fucking door. I'm not watching." 
I turn on the play by play app. 
Bing. Bang. BOOM!
TRASHCAN MOTHE4FUCKERRRRRE! 
 
I apologize for watching the 1st two games, but we're good, because the next Astros game I watch will be in March 2024.
Thank you for your service
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Watching the NLCS, neither of these teams has the pitching to win a title. Phillies have two pitchers worth a shit and if either of them have a bad game they ain't winning, and while Kelly had a good season for Arizona, he'd probably be our 4th starter.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Angry Inside Out GIF by Disney Pixar
 

Fuck you for bringing that buried and suppressed memory up

 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Mmmmm.  Too soon.

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


I was there. It fucking sucked 

I forgot about it after the next game.   Pujols’ bomb was ultimately meaningless.  

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

 

 

 

I forgot about it after the next game.   Pujols’ bomb was ultimately meaningless.  

Not even close we had to make Roy O start game 6 instead of G1 then it left the old heaters throwing in cold ass Chicago. It totally fucked us in the end.

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