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  • We fucking did it.  Fuck yes.  What a comeback.  What grit.  Demons exercised.  Fucking hell mother fucking yes.  Fuck yes.   We fucking did it.

  • LOL, how do you manage to consistently be so wrong?  Pitcher sprints for the bag regardless of who is batting.  Cole should have been going to the bag and Rizzo should have charged the ball more, both

  • Just to pile on helo - when i skimmed his slew of "i quit" and "this series is over" posts after game one, I was not aware he titled his 2024 Yankees thread, "Never Surrender."

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Gonna be alot of dick grabbing and skin to skin dick bumps in that LA locker room tonight

Just now, Scraps said:

Gonna be alot of dick grabbing and skin to skin dick bumps in that LA locker room tonight

That’s a weird fetish you have there.

One thing for sure...the MVP went to the right guy

That’s a weird fetish you have there.
Not my fetish its the Dodger way
One thing for sure...the MVP went to the right guy
Well no fucking shit
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Gonna be alot of dick grabbing and skin to skin dick bumps in that LA locker room tonight

Yep, they are horny as hell after grabbing Yankees by the pussy.

I swear to the baseball gods that if there is no opposing fan with a sign saying 

COVER FIRST
TODAY
TOMORROW
FOREVER

at Cole's first start next season I will riot. Hell, Yankees fans should have them, too.

If I were one of them tweeters that would be a good one tonight.

Edited by Huckleberry

10 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Karma

Holy cow, I just put it together, is that one of the idiot Yankees fans who wrestled the ball out of the Dodgers guy’s glove?
 

I couldn’t look away from Goomba Five Chins and just noticed the baseball glove.

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Astros 2 years ago still the only team since 2013 (11 years) to win in front of their home crowd 

It’s our time right now.  Fuck the Astros.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

It’s our time right now.  Fuck the Astros.

Fuck the Yankees.  Especially their bandwagon loser fans who are not from the tri-state area.   They are the absolute bottom of the barrel, garbage, ‘fans” around.   

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It’s our time right now.  Fuck the Astros.

Sir, you're on a Texas-based board and you're going to have to stop worrying about other fanbases for a while. Your team just won the World Series.

Doesn’t mean shit, but we should be better next year than this year.  Maybe we’ll sign Soto just to make sure.

It’s our time right now.  Fuck the Astros.
Fuck you...you owe me an apology cause you were being a little bitch at the start of this series
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Sir, you're on a Texas-based board and you're going to have to stop worrying about other fanbases for a while. Your team just won the World Series.

Sorry, I’ve had the Astros up to my ears in the 14 years I’ve been on this site.  We are the champs.  I’m delighted we didn’t have to come back home to win it.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Fuck you...you owe me an apology cause you were being a little bitch at the start of this series

I was?  How so?  Because I didn’t think it was a slam dunk?  It wasn’t.  Those Yanks were a tough fucking out.  They just went brain dead at just the right time.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Doesn’t mean shit, but we should be better next year than this year.  Maybe we’ll sign Soto just to make sure.

If Shohei can pitch...

Just now, Gil Bang said:

If Shohei can pitch...

He will.  And maybe win win the Cy to go with his MVP this year.

Roberts has been rightfully crucified the last few years.  But he was a wizard these playoffs.  He deserves huge props.

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It’s our time right now.  Fuck the Astros.

The Astros fans here held their noses and pretty much unanimously rooted for the Dodgers to beat the Yankees. Now that it’s over, we can now breathe again and say Fuck the Dodgers! 

Sterling’s final call was good. Very professional, some excitement in the voice for the Dodgers…. And then in very short order immediately moved in to a Casamigos ad.

 

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Roberts has been rightfully crucified the last few years.  But he was a wizard these playoffs.  He deserves huge props.

Still waiting to hear what you did to make sure this win happened. Did you light enough candles? Also, how many assaults overnight in LA vs. Normal?

35 minutes ago, Scraps said:
40 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:
Meh if Helo didn’t talk shit no one would give half a shit 

This is about as dumb as anything Helo has ever posted. Dude no one fucking likes the Yankees

No one likes the Yankees but loves the dodgers? Yes very David vs Goliath 

6 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Got the win with an $800 million dollar payroll. 
 

Just pure grit out there. 

Yea very gutsy and Cinderella of the dodgers glad all the fans here get what they deserved. Congrats 

No one likes the Yankees but loves the dodgers? Yes very David vs Goliath 

Both are hated. Yankees more so. Was even better to see them choke at home
8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Still waiting to hear what you did to make sure this win happened. Did you light enough candles? Also, how many assaults overnight in LA vs. Normal?

I was integral in this victory.  Silent assassin.

What a clutch 9th by Buehler.  After really scuffling down the stretch.  So happy for him.  

No one likes the Yankees but loves the dodgers? Yes very David vs Goliath 
Dude the Yankees have been trying to buy WS championships pretty much my whole lifetime. This ain't about 2024.

Oh all my bitching the Yankees absolutely shit away this game. Now I have to buy the gf World Series shit for the dodgers, sorry if I’m upset plus these god damn fireworks nonstop 

Edited by Zepol87

9 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Got the win with an $800 million dollar payroll. 
 

Just pure grit out there. 

That’s such a bullshit comment. This team won with a shitload of that payroll on the bench, and other parts (Shohei) not contributing.  I love that we have an organization that rewards the dedication of the fan base by pushing all the chips in every year.  They spent money.  But spent it smartly.  And it paid off.

Just now, Scraps said:
9 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:
No one likes the Yankees but loves the dodgers? Yes very David vs Goliath 

Dude the Yankees have been trying to buy WS championships pretty much my whole lifetime. This ain't about 2024.

So has Boston, SD, Houston and the padres 

So has Boston, SD, Houston and the padres 
Wrong...i wasnt born 5 years ago
Just now, Zepol87 said:

So has Boston, SD, Houston and the padres 

It worked for two of those three.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

That’s such a bullshit comment. This team won with a shitload of that payroll on the bench, and other parts (Shohei) not contributing.  I love that we have an organization that rewards the dedication of the fan base by pushing all the chips in every year.  They spent money.  But spent it smartly.  And it paid off.

Everyone wants to play with LeBron

Just now, David Dennison said:

It worked for two of those three.

True but I’m an idiot with autocorrect. Just can’t believe people are acting like the dodgers deserved this because of trying hard and they are the west coast Yankees

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Dodgers aren’t celebrating shit on our turf

lol.

 

Your turf?   Are you from the NYC area or are you one of those loser “fans?”

 

Anyone who is a Yankees fan from outside of the tri-state area sucks at sports fandom.

For #34.  Throw your sombrero to the sky!

Got the win with an $800 million dollar payroll. 
 
Just pure grit out there. 

Well with that mindset, we’ll never be able to celebrate Texas Longhorns football achievements again.

Also, MLB has been like that forever.

I love what they are saying.  We played clean baseball all series.  They didn’t.  And we’re Champs.

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Dodgers aren’t celebrating shit on our turf

can we start a classics forum now?

9 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


Well with that mindset, we’ll never be able to celebrate Texas Longhorns football achievements again.

Also, MLB has been like that forever.

Exactly.  Lots of teams have thrown money at trying to win.  Not as easy as all that.  And it should be noted the Yankees had a higher payroll than the Dodgers.

Congratulations to our Dodger fans here. Pretty darn good to be y’all right now. You did this with your best player slumping and injured and yet you won the series convincingly. Enjoy the parade and if you go post some pictures!

I can also only hope that the cadre of voices from last off-season that said the Dodgers overpaid for Ohtani because his WAR wasn’t worth 70 million will never, ever use that ridiculous argument again. It was comical at the time and even more so now. That guy is worth every single penny he was paid and then some. This team is about to go on a ridiculous run of titles with how good they are.

Edited by UpperWestside

I feel pretty comfortable saying the dodgers won’t win another one for a long time. The game isn’t built for dynasties anymore. No one has even won back-to-back titles in over 20 years.

Just now, Helobious said:

I feel pretty comfortable saying the dodgers won’t win another one for a long time. The game isn’t built for dynasties anymore. No one has even won back-to-back titles in over 20 years.

Hahahaha.  We’ll be better next year.  Doesn’t mean we’ll win, but we have a great farm system, the best roster in the game, and an ownership committed to winning.  We’ll be a better team next year.  For sure.  What a stupid comment.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Hahahaha.  We’ll be better next year.  Doesn’t mean we’ll win, but we have a great farm system, the best roster in the game, and an ownership committed to winning.  We’ll be a better team next year.  For sure.  What a stupid comment.

Go ahead and put it on the wall. Helo said so.

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