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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I mean, that's a pretty good starter kit of photo cards for my new party game, "Closeted self-loathing homosexual or date-rapist?"  So, thanks.

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:


Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC

EDIT: of course that's parody. I'm an idiot. "Dick Stroker"

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How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

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2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

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2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think dick stroker might be a satirical account

Or the first entry on the resume of most Surly posters.  You know, potato, potahto.

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45 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

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3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I Dont Get It GIFs | Tenor

 

46 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

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I actually learned from conversation with a wavering MAGAt that lots of these pointless drive-by posts are done to reassure themselves in the wake of bad news in their lives. They're basically virtue signaling to themselves because they don't want to face the bad news that on a deeper level they know their orange god is fucking them. They're too afraid to publicly acknowledge they screwed themselves so they play dress up and make believe that everything is okay in their world view.

Likeliest scenario is that this guy just had his hours cut at the Piggly Wiggly.

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This has been my thought all along.  These people are so unhappy with their unfulfilling lives that the only thing that brings them joy is to revel in the misery of others.

It's simply pathetic.

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I actually learned from conversation with a wavering MAGAt that lots of these pointless drive-by posts are done to reassure themselves in the wake of bad news in their lives. They're basically virtue signaling to themselves because they don't want to face the bad news that on a deeper level they know their orange god is fucking them. They're too afraid to publicly acknowledge they screwed themselves so they play dress up and make believe that everything is okay in their world view.
Likeliest scenario is that this guy just had his hours cut at the Piggly Wiggly.

There are only drive-by posts from them now. There is never an actual defense of any of this shit.
Posted
2 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

But there is good news.  My A1C is at it's lowest level since I was diagnosed over 20 years ago.  6.8.  I have a normal A1C now!

And judging by the commercials, you're quite a dancer, too! 

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Posted
57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, that's a pretty good starter kit of photo cards for my new party game, "Closeted self-loathing homosexual or date-rapist?"  So, thanks.


 

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:


Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC

 

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, that's a pretty good starter kit of photo cards for my new party game, "Closeted self-loathing homosexual or date-rapist?"  So, thanks.

 

56 minutes ago, C-Man said:

EDIT: of course that's parody. I'm an idiot. "Dick Stroker"


What are their real names though? 

No right answers.

Ill go first:

Holden A. Wadsworth

Preston Chaddick

 

 

Posted
11 minutes ago, Red Five said:


There are only drive-by posts from them now. There is never an actual defense of any of this shit.

Them:  The lefties (who used to vote R) are highly triggered by this, and that's the point.  Right?!  Riiight!!!? 

Posted
17 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

This has been my thought all along.  These people are so unhappy with their unfulfilling lives that the only thing that brings them joy is to revel in the misery of others.

It's simply pathetic.

The joke is on them.  We're all as happy as a dog with two tails.  

Posted
10 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


 

 

 

 


What are their real names though? 

No right answers.

Ill go first:

Holden A. Wadsworth

Preston Chaddick

 

 

The real names are just as good/better.  Clockwise from left:

Brilyn Hollyhand; Darren Dershem; Nick Fuentes.

Brilyn and Nick we know.  A bit more Darren:

 

 

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Posted
29 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

This has been my thought all along.  These people are so unhappy with their unfulfilling lives that the only thing that brings them joy is to revel in the misery of others.

It's simply pathetic.

Don’t make me feel guilty about aggy tears. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The real names are just as good/better.  Clockwise from left:

Brilyn Hollyhand; Darren Dershem; Nick Fuentes.

Brilyn and Nick we know.  A bit more Darren:

 

 

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Jesus, he should be wearing a button that says "I am a pussy".

Posted
2 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Jesus, he should be wearing a button that says "I am a pussy".

Is he 13 years old? 
He’s like 110 lbs soaking wet.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Is he 13 years old? 
He’s like 110 lbs soaking wet.

Seriously....WTF is that?  Goddamn, that's fucking bizarre looking, whatever it is.  Like a chupacabra, but a putamaga.

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33 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The real names are just as good/better.  Clockwise from left:

Brilyn Hollyhand; Darren Dershem; Nick Fuentes.

Brilyn and Nick we know.  A bit more Darren:

 

 

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I am pretty confident I could grab a leg of his with each of my hands, and snap him like a wishbone.    

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