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He's 100% going to own part of TicTok. I'd be amazed if he doesn't get an equity stake in just about every business he helps for the next 4 years, and retaliates against those who refuse.

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There was zero reason to shut it down. The law says it can’t be downloaded or updated anymore. It’s still not downloadable. It’s still not being updated. Trump didn’t do anything.

You’re saying I should have d/l it on every device in my possession and then put them up for sale?

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Well, they're not invading Greenland. They'll send someone else's kids to do that. 

17 minutes ago, wood said:

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And yet the NFL held outdoor games in Philly and Buffalo. I am sure that involved some tailgating in the cold.

 

16 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well, they're not invading Greenland. They'll send someone else's kids to do that. 

Not my kids. They speak Kalaallisut so they are getting deployed to Panama.

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Well I’m sure the media will do their due diligence and let the public know about it. Oh wait. 

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

well shit, he's saving us money already!

Nah, flyovers are typically used to fulfill a part of required ongoing training hours so that money is getting spent regardless.  

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nah, flyovers are typically used to fulfill a part of required ongoing training hours so that money is getting spent regardless.  

Well fuck, there goes the cold weather training time for the greenland invasion. So that means we have a 19 day window in late July.

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nah, flyovers are typically used to fulfill a part of required ongoing training hours so that money is getting spent regardless.  

that was said in jest.  No explanation was required.  

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

that was said in jest.  No explanation was required.  

I appreciated the explanation, as I am not versed in the specifics of military aviation beyond what I have learned from a Mr. Tom Cruise. 
 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Dems played this wrong the entire way.

Kiss the next generation goodbye

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I appreciated the explanation, as I am not versed in the specifics of military aviation beyond what I have learned from a Mr. Tom Cruise. 
 

 

Fly inverted or play volleyball?

 

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Dems played this wrong the entire way.

Kiss the next generation goodbye

 Dude, we get it. You love tiktok.

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Dems played this wrong the entire way.

Kiss the next generation goodbye

Yes, this is clearly the democrat’s fault. Not the massive propaganda machine perpetrated by the right. Ultimately it won’t really matter though. I foresee the Spider-Man meme on a pile of rubble. 

Yes, this is clearly the democrat’s fault. Not the massive propaganda machine perpetrated by the right. Ultimately it won’t really matter though. I foresee the Spider-Man meme on a pile of rubble. 

Not just perpetrated by the right. Literally perpetrated by an algorithm created by and in full service to the PRC, allowed to continue/blessed by the regime, because DJT will personally profit to the tune of billions from it.
We’ve been sold to an enemy state, for 30 billion pieces of silver. What a great victory for we the people.
47 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes, this is clearly the democrat’s fault. Not the massive propaganda machine perpetrated by the right. Ultimately it won’t really matter though. I foresee the Spider-Man meme on a pile of rubble. 

The Democrats should have looked after the interests of the 7.3 million Americans that rely on tiktok to make a living instead of holding hands with the GOP and getting their pants pulled down. It didn't take a genius to see where this was going

AOC voted against the ban. Rest of the party should listen to her more often.

58 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dude, we get it. You love tiktok.

Im sorry I hurt your feelings at some point in the Zuckerberg thread. But how long do you plan to continue being obsessed and following around a poster on surlyhorns you know only by a lowercase name I picked 15 years ago?

5 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

The Democrats should have looked after the interests of the 7.3 million Americans that rely on tiktok to make a living instead of holding hands with the GOP and getting their pants pulled down. It didn't take a genius to see where this was going

AOC voted against the ban. Rest of the party should listen to her more often.

If this is remotely true

we are fucked GIF by Noah Cyrus

9 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Im sorry I hurt your feelings at some point in the Zuckerberg thread. But how long do you plan to continue being obsessed and following around a poster on surlyhorns you know only by a lowercase name I picked 15 years ago?

Tired of hearing you whine. If you had the balls to make a thread I could avoid it, or at least know what it was going to be about. And bite me. When losing an argument on that thread you resorted to name calling. You said I was a lawyer. Those are fighting words.

So.

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26 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

The Democrats should have looked after the interests of the 7.3 million Americans that rely on tiktok to make a living instead of holding hands with the GOP and getting their pants pulled down. It didn't take a genius to see where this was going

AOC voted against the ban. Rest of the party should listen to her more often.

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

what's china doing ???

 

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these people are fucking nuts ....

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

these people are fucking nuts ....

 

Hoors.

39 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

You said I was a lawyer. Those are fighting words.

Hey Burnt Eyes brought up the lawyer thing around the time he posted his hilariously stupid map. I thought we were all having fun with it

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

these people are fucking nuts ....

 

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24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

what's china doing ???

 

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19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

these people are fucking nuts ....

 

christianity in this country is a sick fucking joke 🙄

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7.3 million people make a living on TikTok? Doing what? Peddling shit we don't need? Fuck 'em.

7.3 million people make a living on TikTok? Doing what? Peddling shit we don't need? Fuck 'em.

Brand deals, sales, pushing products. It’s free advertising for people with actual small businesses and side hustles.
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14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hoors.

grab them by the pussy !!!!

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3 minutes ago, Okie State said:

7.3 million people make a living on TikTok? Doing what? Peddling shit we don't need? Fuck 'em.

 

im not going to lie, i've met a female or two off tiktok

no cash exchanged hands !!!

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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im not going to lie, i've met a female or two off tiktok

no cash exchanged hands !!!

so not hoors, just sloots. They are everywhere.

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6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

so not hoors, just sloots. They are everywhere.

 

divorced realtors are looooow hanging fruit 

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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im not going to lie, i've met a female or two off tiktok

no cash exchanged hands !!!

IOW, you’re a bad lay.  PM unsent. 

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Senior Trump Advisors have reportedly prepared between 100-200 Executive Orders that President-Elect Donald J. Trump is expected to sign on Monday at the U.S. Capitol immediate following the Inauguration, and then at both Capitol One Area and the White House later in the Afternoon. The Orders are expected to cover many Campaign Promises made by Trump, possibly including:

-Delaying the TikTok Ban for up to 90 Days
-Tariffs of up to 25% on Products coming from Mexico and Canada
-Declaring a National Emergency on the U.S-Mexico Border
-Closing the U.S-Mexico Border
-Directing the U.S. Military to construct additional Infrastructure on the U.S-Mexico Border  
-Designating the Mexican Cartels as Foreign Terrorist Organizations
-Reinstating a Ban on Transgender Military Service
-Rescinding any DEI Policy put in place by the Biden Administration
-Repealing several Policies on Electric Vehicles
-Repealing several Polices related to the Green New Deal 
-Remove certain limits on Offshore Oil Drilling on Federal Land
-Declaring a National Emergency on Energy 
-Orders on the Mass Deportations of Illegal Immigrants
-Ending Birthright Citizenship
-Reestablishing the “Remain in Mexico” Program
-Pardons for Hundreds if not a Thousand of those who participated in the January 6th Protest and Riot

 

 

buckle up 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I appreciated the explanation, as I am not versed in the specifics of military aviation beyond what I have learned from a Mr. Tom Cruise. 
 

 

That's Operating Thetan Cruise to you, sir!

Although I think I'd prefer scientologists in charge over today's "Christians" at this point. 

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

what an odd thing to say ??

 

Well, instead of admitting that Elmo spent Soros^3 money to influence the vote, he's pretending that Elmo fixed the Dominion and Smartmatic computers so they couldn't rig the election.

Or he actually believes that.  Now that he's said it, he probably actually believes that.

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

christianity in this country is a sick fucking joke 🙄

And the youngs are somehow latching onto it. 

I don't get it. I'm certainly no smarter than the average poster on this board... well, exclude maybe football and large swaths of DT, but organized religion has felt like the biggest crock of shit to me since I was a teenager given the choice to not attend church if I wished. This Trumpy christian garbage is dumber than the fundamentalist apostolic shit I suffered through when visiting relatives in rural Minnesota every summer. I cannot even begin to understand its appeal or ability to sway people. But I also put my faith in @Js1 that Kamala had this election locked down, so what do I know.

Leave me out of it 

Sorry, lashing out after doing my best to ignore things for the last 3 months. Fuck

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Leave me out of it 

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Just now, hookem2010 said:

I don't get it. I'm certainly no smarter than the average poster on this board... well, exclude maybe football and large swaths of DT, but organized religion has felt like the biggest crock of shit to me since I was a teenager given the choice to not attend church if I wished. This Trumpy christian garbage is dumber than the fundamentalist apostolic shit I suffered through when visiting relatives in rural Minnesota every summer. I cannot even begin to understand its appeal or ability to sway people. But I also put my faith in @Js1 that Kamala had this election locked down, so what do I know.

I don’t get it either. But then I start to think about how the entirety of Gen Z grew up on a digital platform that, while not inherently skewing them towards religion, absolutely skewed them towards propaganda. Maybe their brains are wired to accept anything to go with groupthink?  
 

I honestly thought they were better than the rest of us, until this election. Then it was like, holy hell they are worse. I also had a real life example across the street from me. Young white male frat douche morons moved in and put up a dotard sign. Bevo F-250 occasionally parks in front of their house. These are the dumbass kids we always knew were there, but they seemingly now all vote. 

Yea, I remember seeing the response from the Marjory Stoneman Douglas shooting and thinking, "Damn, these kids aren't afraid to get involved and speak their mind. Maybe the youth will save us after all." Nope, the morons just needed a little more time to marinate in the social media sewage before they came out in full force, proudly voicing their dumbassery. Moving backwards...

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