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Posted
15 minutes ago, GenXer said:


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firm spokesperson weighs in

 

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Worse still, that's one of the firms that capitulated without ever being targeted.  And, AFAIK no reason to be targeted.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I watched Suits so as an expert I can say they are fucked, the sharks are circling. 

What is probably true is that non-capitulating firms are using this to harvest clients.  So, even if a GC or BoD isn't inclined to question it on their own, they're being seriously prodded by competing law firms to do so.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Do corporate firm lawyers take their book of business with them?

Yes.

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Posted
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

What is probably true is that non-capitulating firms are using this to harvest clients.  So, even if a GC or BoD isn't inclined to question it on their own, they're being seriously prodded by competing law firms to do so.

Yep that seems like an easy sell for the competitor. 

"They bent over instantly to protect their own ass, you don't think they'll sell you out and turn over any dirt they have on you at the drop of a hat? As soon as Trump says he thinks it might be fraud or otherwise criminal they'll overnight every communication with you before he even has to ask for it."

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Posted (edited)
51 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Shoe jackass's response to everyone dunking on him:

 

would love to see the replies but ain't logging in to X

The cognitive dissonance has to be killing him or he's too stupid to realize his position is untenable

  1. I support a man who campaigned on tariffs as one of his main policies
  2. That policy has killed my business
  3. I support the man not the policy
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Posted

I am inclined to believe a lot of this is trying to  be the next lady yelling the n word. Instead of advertising, you send out the moron bat signal and hope people flood you with orders.  He isn’t probably hurting yet but wants to show his loyalty to Trump beyond all else. If you look at his feed, he is trying to sell an ugly shoe to idiots and this is how he wants to go about doing it.

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Posted
I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 
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That is 100% a person who has been accused of some sort of “inappropriate touching.”
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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

Word 

Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

that is a whole lot of words to say the guy is MAGA.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I am inclined to believe a lot of this is trying to  be the next lady yelling the n word. Instead of advertising, you send out the moron bat signal and hope people flood you with orders.  He isn’t probably hurting yet but wants to show his loyalty to Trump beyond all else. If you look at his feed, he is trying to sell an ugly shoe to idiots and this is how he wants to go about doing it.

100%. I looked up his shitty e-site and it has both MAGA and Trump sections.

You can order a golden Trump Buda, Trump earrings, and Trump Lives! merch.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Buddhist monks would spontaneously immolate themselves at the sight of that heresy.

I'm even considering it.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 

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Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

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Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

probably why he had to take up self defense. he seems the type to say karate with an annoying accent/inflection

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 

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We lived at various shitty apartment complexes growing up. One place a dude lived in our building who was a “karate instructor” ant the community clubhouse and a ventriloquist. I’m sure you can guess where it goes from there.  He never tried to fuck with me though. 
 

Me:

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good fuck Florida and everyone there. 

my BIL and his family are there and are not in any way magats. they want to get the fuck out asap, but that may prove harder over time

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Posted
42 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

Not even in my top 50 most punchable faces. If there was a face punching draft he would be waiting as long a Sanders did.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good fuck Florida and everyone there. 

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

Posted
5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

 

Same will eventually happen to nazi boi's launch site. Won't be as funny due to all the jet fuel, solvents, and other crap that ends up in the Laguna Madre though. 

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Posted
Just now, Larry T. Spider said:

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

Oh, fuck Texas too.  We deserve it.  Yeah, all of us.  Fuck it, we're in this boat, and the only way for people to get how fucking bad it is, is when it goes down taking all hands with it.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Not even in my top 50 most punchable faces. If there was a face punching draft he would be waiting as long a Sanders did.

I personally think Jesse Waters is round one pick one.

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Dems are the only party that advocates for campaign finance reform, watchdogs, nonpartisan redistricting commissions, and judges who support voting rights. The list goes on and on.

And yes, dems can also be corrupt. And when they are action is taken. But here’s what will blow your mind. People like you, who lump the two parties together, are the reason no action is taken because it conflates who is behind things like the Citizens United decision.

Repeat after me: Democrats want to get money out of politics. Voters don’t care because they can’t tell the difference.

People like me huh?

People like me took the full brunt of the 94 Crime Bill, by a Democrat. People like me were pushed into subprime loans because of the Fannie and Freddie Home Ownership Strategy, by a Democrat. People like me remember it was a Democrat that signed NAFTA, a Democrat that let China into the WTO, and a Democrat that signed Glass-Steagall reform. Lastly, people like me have sat by and watched Nancy Pelosi's Net Worth grow to over 200 million.

Now we all know that the Republicans are far worse, but to ignore the 900lb Gorilla in the room is irresponsible. In our lifetimes the Democrats have ALSO made a rightward shift instead of standing on their own bidness. They have alienated their base in an effort to attract centrists and moderate republicans, allowing the republicans to move further and further rightward. You can ignore this if you want to but it doesn't make it go away. Have they been the only party advocating for what you laid out? Sure, but when nothing gets done people remember what you DID do.

2016 happened because her last name was Clinton. Had it been Jones Trump never becomes President.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

my BIL and his family are there and are not in any way magats. they want to get the fuck out asap, but that may prove harder over time

Exception noted. 

4 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

And we deserve it.  I'm under no delusions that I'll be spared in this nightmare.  Tough shit for me, too. 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

Counting on it, actually.  Will LMFAO if it does. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

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Look at those coastal counties...

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Posted
43 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

People like me huh?

People like me took the full brunt of the 94 Crime Bill, by a Democrat. People like me were pushed into subprime loans because of the Fannie and Freddie Home Ownership Strategy, by a Democrat. People like me remember it was a Democrat that signed NAFTA, a Democrat that let China into the WTO, and a Democrat that signed Glass-Steagall reform. Lastly, people like me have sat by and watched Nancy Pelosi's Net Worth grow to over 200 million.

Now we all know that the Republicans are far worse, but to ignore the 900lb Gorilla in the room is irresponsible. In our lifetimes the Democrats have ALSO made a rightward shift instead of standing on their own bidness. They have alienated their base in an effort to attract centrists and moderate republicans, allowing the republicans to move further and further rightward. You can ignore this if you want to but it doesn't make it go away. Have they been the only party advocating for what you laid out? Sure, but when nothing gets done people remember what you DID do.

2016 happened because her last name was Clinton. Had it been Jones Trump never becomes President.

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Posted
1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

100%. I looked up his shitty e-site and it has both MAGA and Trump sections.

You can order a golden Trump Buda, Trump earrings, and Trump Lives! merch.

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Lmao that is clearly 3d printed and probably cost about $5 worth of filament to make.

Posted
1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

100%. I looked up his shitty e-site and it has both MAGA and Trump sections.

You can order a golden Trump Buda, Trump earrings, and Trump Lives! merch.

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Literally a golden idol.  I know I've read about this somewhere, I just can't quite place it...

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Posted
49 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

People like me remember it was a Democrat that signed NAFTA

I feel like there’s been this weird historical revision on this and that progressives are expected to be default anti-NAFTA and I don’t understand it.  Was the hope you had for your children was to press buttons in a Levi’s factory?

51 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Democrat that let China into the WTO

You mean a party who felt like this would help create a more stable, peaceful China took steps that resulted in a stable, peaceful China?  We don’t have a way to examine the counterfactual of what hundreds of millions of unemployed Chinese men look like but historically it’s a recipe for instability and that’s particularly bad when nukes are involved.  
 

59 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Democrat that signed Glass-Steagall reform

Okay, no defense there.  Every time I hear Clinton try to justify this one I feel like it’s pure bullshit.



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