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I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 
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That is 100% a person who has been accused of some sort of “inappropriate touching.”
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

that is a whole lot of words to say the guy is MAGA.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I watched Suits so as an expert I can say they are fucked, the sharks are circling. 

Matlock was on at the bar last night. It was muted, but I got the gist of it.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I am inclined to believe a lot of this is trying to  be the next lady yelling the n word. Instead of advertising, you send out the moron bat signal and hope people flood you with orders.  He isn’t probably hurting yet but wants to show his loyalty to Trump beyond all else. If you look at his feed, he is trying to sell an ugly shoe to idiots and this is how he wants to go about doing it.

100%. I looked up his shitty e-site and it has both MAGA and Trump sections.

You can order a golden Trump Buda, Trump earrings, and Trump Lives! merch.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Buddhist monks would spontaneously immolate themselves at the sight of that heresy.

I'm even considering it.

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 

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Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

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15 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

probably why he had to take up self defense. he seems the type to say karate with an annoying accent/inflection

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I mean, just look at this fuckstick. this is who is helping install these absolute morons into government
 

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We lived at various shitty apartment complexes growing up. One place a dude lived in our building who was a “karate instructor” ant the community clubhouse and a ventriloquist. I’m sure you can guess where it goes from there.  He never tried to fuck with me though. 
 

Me:

 

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5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good fuck Florida and everyone there. 

my BIL and his family are there and are not in any way magats. they want to get the fuck out asap, but that may prove harder over time

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42 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Hey AI, generate me the most punchable face in the history of ever.

AI - i got you fam

Not even in my top 50 most punchable faces. If there was a face punching draft he would be waiting as long a Sanders did.

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6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

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20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good fuck Florida and everyone there. 

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

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5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

 

Same will eventually happen to nazi boi's launch site. Won't be as funny due to all the jet fuel, solvents, and other crap that ends up in the Laguna Madre though. 

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Just now, Larry T. Spider said:

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

Oh, fuck Texas too.  We deserve it.  Yeah, all of us.  Fuck it, we're in this boat, and the only way for people to get how fucking bad it is, is when it goes down taking all hands with it.

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2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Not even in my top 50 most punchable faces. If there was a face punching draft he would be waiting as long a Sanders did.

I personally think Jesse Waters is round one pick one.

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6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Dems are the only party that advocates for campaign finance reform, watchdogs, nonpartisan redistricting commissions, and judges who support voting rights. The list goes on and on.

And yes, dems can also be corrupt. And when they are action is taken. But here’s what will blow your mind. People like you, who lump the two parties together, are the reason no action is taken because it conflates who is behind things like the Citizens United decision.

Repeat after me: Democrats want to get money out of politics. Voters don’t care because they can’t tell the difference.

People like me huh?

People like me took the full brunt of the 94 Crime Bill, by a Democrat. People like me were pushed into subprime loans because of the Fannie and Freddie Home Ownership Strategy, by a Democrat. People like me remember it was a Democrat that signed NAFTA, a Democrat that let China into the WTO, and a Democrat that signed Glass-Steagall reform. Lastly, people like me have sat by and watched Nancy Pelosi's Net Worth grow to over 200 million.

Now we all know that the Republicans are far worse, but to ignore the 900lb Gorilla in the room is irresponsible. In our lifetimes the Democrats have ALSO made a rightward shift instead of standing on their own bidness. They have alienated their base in an effort to attract centrists and moderate republicans, allowing the republicans to move further and further rightward. You can ignore this if you want to but it doesn't make it go away. Have they been the only party advocating for what you laid out? Sure, but when nothing gets done people remember what you DID do.

2016 happened because her last name was Clinton. Had it been Jones Trump never becomes President.

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21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

my BIL and his family are there and are not in any way magats. they want to get the fuck out asap, but that may prove harder over time

Exception noted. 

4 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

And we deserve it.  I'm under no delusions that I'll be spared in this nightmare.  Tough shit for me, too. 

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20 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

Counting on it, actually.  Will LMFAO if it does. 

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14 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

I mean, you could say the same about Texas but that also screws over the 4,835,250 of us that voted for the opposite of this shit. Red states feeling some maga pain is very leopard/face appropriate though….

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Look at those coastal counties...

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53 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good fuck Florida and everyone there. 

Team Hurricane Ian Part 2 here ...

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43 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

People like me huh?

People like me took the full brunt of the 94 Crime Bill, by a Democrat. People like me were pushed into subprime loans because of the Fannie and Freddie Home Ownership Strategy, by a Democrat. People like me remember it was a Democrat that signed NAFTA, a Democrat that let China into the WTO, and a Democrat that signed Glass-Steagall reform. Lastly, people like me have sat by and watched Nancy Pelosi's Net Worth grow to over 200 million.

Now we all know that the Republicans are far worse, but to ignore the 900lb Gorilla in the room is irresponsible. In our lifetimes the Democrats have ALSO made a rightward shift instead of standing on their own bidness. They have alienated their base in an effort to attract centrists and moderate republicans, allowing the republicans to move further and further rightward. You can ignore this if you want to but it doesn't make it go away. Have they been the only party advocating for what you laid out? Sure, but when nothing gets done people remember what you DID do.

2016 happened because her last name was Clinton. Had it been Jones Trump never becomes President.

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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

100%. I looked up his shitty e-site and it has both MAGA and Trump sections.

You can order a golden Trump Buda, Trump earrings, and Trump Lives! merch.

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Lmao that is clearly 3d printed and probably cost about $5 worth of filament to make.

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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

100%. I looked up his shitty e-site and it has both MAGA and Trump sections.

You can order a golden Trump Buda, Trump earrings, and Trump Lives! merch.

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Literally a golden idol.  I know I've read about this somewhere, I just can't quite place it...

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49 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

People like me remember it was a Democrat that signed NAFTA

I feel like there’s been this weird historical revision on this and that progressives are expected to be default anti-NAFTA and I don’t understand it.  Was the hope you had for your children was to press buttons in a Levi’s factory?

51 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Democrat that let China into the WTO

You mean a party who felt like this would help create a more stable, peaceful China took steps that resulted in a stable, peaceful China?  We don’t have a way to examine the counterfactual of what hundreds of millions of unemployed Chinese men look like but historically it’s a recipe for instability and that’s particularly bad when nukes are involved.  
 

59 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Democrat that signed Glass-Steagall reform

Okay, no defense there.  Every time I hear Clinton try to justify this one I feel like it’s pure bullshit.

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1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

We live in a timeline where the Category 5 hurricane will spontaneously disappear despite 100% chance of hitting Mar a Lago. Kind of like the way the rain heading towards Central Texas always disappears when it is forecasted to hit us with near 100% certainty. 

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5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

What is probably true is that non-capitulating firms are using this to harvest clients.  So, even if a GC or BoD isn't inclined to question it on their own, they're being seriously prodded by competing law firms to do so.

Yes.

Probably one big caveat here.  A lot of the time biglaw clients are ostensibly some big-name partner's clients.  But in some cases, a more junior partner or senior associate is doing the real work and interacting with the client, along with a herd of other juniors.

So, sometimes a partner leaves and not all or not that many of his clients go with him/her, staying instead with the more junior person that actually does their work.

To avoid this, partners and groups of partners will take most of a "section" or "practice group" with them when they leave.

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59 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I feel like there’s been this weird historical revision on this and that progressives are expected to be default anti-NAFTA and I don’t understand it.  Was the hope you had for your children was to press buttons in a Levi’s factory?

You mean a party who felt like this would help create a more stable, peaceful China took steps that resulted in a stable, peaceful China?  We don’t have a way to examine the counterfactual of what hundreds of millions of unemployed Chinese men look like but historically it’s a recipe for instability and that’s particularly bad when nukes are involved.  
 

Okay, no defense there.  Every time I hear Clinton try to justify this one I feel like it’s pure bullshit.

LCHorn. Come on man. This isn't DT so don't treat it like it is. I am for global trade but with some brakes on it in certain industries. We just tossed them everything, and if you don't recognize that then I don't know what to tell you. It's not about kids pressing buttons in a Levi's factory. It's about letting them peek behind the tech curtain and then undercut the industry after stealing intellectual property. Some industries could afford to pay domestic manufacturing costs but then their CEOs wouldn't be able to make 400% what the workers' wages were. We aren't just talking about widgets here.

Look man, we were full speed ahead on deregulation of the corporate machine in the 90's. Check out what the CEO income was pre 90's and then check it again circa 2002. The 90's played a huge part in creating MAGA even though Obama put the cherry on top.

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Posted
18 hours ago, Red Five said:

I personally think Jesse Waters is round one pick one.

I've got Josh Hawley as the first overall pick

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15 hours ago, Thatguy said:

LCHorn. Come on man. This isn't DT so don't treat it like it is. I am for global trade but with some brakes on it in certain industries. We just tossed them everything, and if you don't recognize that then I don't know what to tell you. It's not about kids pressing buttons in a Levi's factory. It's about letting them peek behind the tech curtain and then undercut the industry after stealing intellectual property. Some industries could afford to pay domestic manufacturing costs but then their CEOs wouldn't be able to make 400% what the workers' wages were. We aren't just talking about widgets here.

Look man, we were full speed ahead on deregulation of the corporate machine in the 90's. Check out what the CEO income was pre 90's and then check it again circa 2002. The 90's played a huge part in creating MAGA even though Obama put the cherry on top.

Be careful you are gonna piss off all the Pearl clutching dem cum guzzlers who think big bad Republicans are the entire problem with the country. 

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Posted
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I fucking love this: "Support the man. Oppose the policy."

You utter fucking dumbass....the man IS the policy.  Imagine saying "Support the rapist.  Oppose the rape."

No, dude.  If you want to stop the rape...you need to stop the rapist.

This guy can't help but enable his own buttfucking, because he's too much of a gutless pussy-ass coward to ever admit he was wrong.  There has never been a more spineless, cowardly movement in human history than MAGA.  This guy is just another pathetic brick in that dumbass wall of cowardice.

Fucking gold post right here.

Nice job Brisket.

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12 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

What a shrewd observation. I too remember that time the Dems added 20,000 ICE troops at the stroke of a unitary executive’s pen and publicly floated a trial balloon about “suspending” habeas corpus. You may really be onto something here. The cum guzzling part strengthens your argument beyond reproach.
 

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Ah yes, exactly. That's what I was saying! I meant that DEMOCRATS ARE TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENING NOW! 

wow thanks so much for clarifying what I meant! 

Fucking false equivocation bullshit is really starting to piss me off. 

9 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Jesus Christ. 
 

Give yourself a time out or quit drinking at 8:00am. 

The fact that some of you are in such a bad mood all the time and can't figure out when things are said exaggeratedly for comedic effect is beyond me. You've seen my posting style for years at this point and I've never referred to anyone as cum guzzlers let alone the democratic party. Its just like when I was joking about someone the other day and called them a beta cuck soy boy for not shooting someone in his driveway. 

Some of you may want to try plugging your brains back in after a reboot instead of being so distraught all the time. 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Ah yes, exactly. That's what I was saying! I meant that DEMOCRATS ARE TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENING NOW! 

wow thanks so much for clarifying what I meant! 

Fucking false equivocation bullshit is really starting to piss me off. 

The fact that some of you are in such a bad mood all the time and can't figure out when things are said exaggeratedly for comedic effect is beyond me. You've seen my posting style for years at this point and I've never referred to anyone as cum guzzlers let alone the democratic party. Its just like when I was joking about someone the other day and called them a beta cuck soy boy for not shooting someone in his driveway. 

Some of you may want to try plugging your brains back in after a reboot instead of being so distraught all the time. 

Pretty simple actually…

Republicans are Nazis and Democrats are pussies.

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