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6 hours ago, futureman said:

I was joking.  but your name checks out. 

Ah. Well, I do what I can. Gotta make sure everyone's bear knowledge is on point. 

10 hours ago, LTbear said:

No, just a run of the mill grizzly. Almost assuredly in Yellowstone.

Wait there was a bear in that video?

20 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

That clip, with the thread title, reminds me of the old Carlin bit—something to the effect of “why do people say “shit!” right before an accident?  Because first you say it, then you do it!” 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent."

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

Ah. Well, I do what I can. Gotta make sure everyone's bear knowledge is on point. 

Avatar bare knowledge is very much on point.

holy shit. god did not want him kicking that ball.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/hm51s1/russian_goalkeeper_struck_by_lightning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

alexeffulgence

3.1k points·11 hours ago

It was a training for the youth team of FC Znamya Truda on Saturday 4 July. The goalkeeper is a 16 years old guy was struck by lighting. The coach (the guy in blue shirt) was first on the field to provide first-aid. The player is currently in coma, hopefully everything will be ok with him.

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481 points·10 hours ago

Coach provided CPR as well as stated in the audio. That's probably what kept him alive, good job to the coach for reacting so quick and figuring out what to do.

On 7/2/2020 at 4:14 PM, crash_davis said:

WOOD!

 

Chick making super bad decisions? Wheelhouse.

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

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13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

Correct.  If you listen carefully, you can hear them scream when you slice them or drop them in a pot of boiling water or vegetable oil.  

Well, shit.  I'll be swearing off spuds now, can't handle the screams and suffering. 

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I like to crush my potatoes, see them mashed before me, and hear the lamentation of the spuds
54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Well, shit.  I'll be swearing off spuds now, can't handle the screams and suffering. 

So your not a dick tater?

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I quoted, due to this really being a "crash_davis" kinda story, (in name at least):

 

33 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:
I like to crush my potatoes, see them mashed before me, and hear the lamentation of the spuds

Username & all that.

3 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

I quoted, due to this really being a "crash_davis" kinda story, (in name at least):

 

In a few years, we'll be hearing stories of their across the nation Bonnie and Clyde crime spree.

The great lord works in mysterious ways!

Re: parking lot fight, car slams guy, etc.

Why the fuck do people who are recording fights all insist on watching with their eyes vs. looking through the phone, i.e. what the camera sees?

70% or more of these vids are barely catching the action.

& Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

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13 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Re: parking lot fight, car slams guy, etc.

Why the fuck do people who are recording fights all insist on watching with their eyes vs. looking through the phone, i.e. what the camera sees?

70% or more of these vids are barely catching the action.

& Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

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70% or more.of people are dumb.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

AllState / State Farm called it "incidental / consequential" & can be repaired for less than the deductible.  Nothing paid, goombye.

20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

So many other good uses though.

(showing my age)

 

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3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Dude how fucked up is that?

i screamed like a little bitch.

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Brings back fond memories of the grape stomp reporter lady.

More “wtf” than “hs,” but there’s no thread for that. 

 

No way that’s real...I hope.

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