August 18, 20205 yr This is our main concern, dude. The undertowI know right? Also, off topic, are you from longview with your username?
August 18, 20205 yr Yes, born and raised in Longview. Actually no, I was asked to leave the town after winning two "Hands on a Hardbody" contest. Levity aside, I have been asked a lot of questions about my origins but never about Longview. Have some originality rep.
August 18, 20205 yr Yes, born and raised in Longview. Actually no, I was asked to leave the town after winning two "Hands on a Hardbody" contest. Levity aside, I have been asked a lot of questions about my origins but never about Longview. Have some originality rep. Pm sent from pure curiosity.
August 18, 20205 yr On 8/16/2020 at 10:41 PM, futureman said: what dollar amount would it take to make you floss with that hair right after it gets pulled? full job, all top and bottom teeth. $800
August 18, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, tfoolry said: Peg90x. Celebrity endorsed by NowThis Edited August 18, 20205 yr by SquishMitten
August 18, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, Lobo said: Yes, born and raised in Longview. Actually no, I was asked to leave the town after winning two "Hands on a Hardbody" contest. Levity aside, I have been asked a lot of questions about my origins but never about Longview. Have some originality rep. you ever cross paths with wooderson?
August 18, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, SquishMitten said: 16 hours ago, tfoolry said: Peg90x. Celebrity endorsed by NowThis Edited August 18, 20205 yr by markstanco
August 18, 20205 yr 18 hours ago, tfoolry said: If one had struggled to add a weight on, and licked her fingers and rubbed it OR leaned over and sucked it to slide the weight on easier, then it goes to 11. As is, fail. Edited August 18, 20205 yr by mulletpelini Looks like 2 disaster scientists
August 19, 20205 yr holy shit. there's a shitton to digest in this short clip. Edited August 19, 20205 yr by crash_davis
August 19, 20205 yr went to war and a soccer game broke out. https://www.reddit.com/r/instantbarbarians/comments/ib6f0u/good_old_soccer_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
August 19, 20205 yr https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ic0mgf/this_1950s_newsreel_where_louella_gallagher/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
August 19, 20205 yr https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ic0mgf/this_1950s_newsreel_where_louella_gallagher/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x Twitter would lose their mind if that was today.
August 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, miguelito said: That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly.
August 20, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, squib said: That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. And then he takes it another level:
August 20, 20205 yr On 8/17/2020 at 6:04 PM, mulletpelini said: to click or not to click..... Yep. Went right past that shit.
August 20, 20205 yr 16 hours ago, squib said: That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
August 20, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, squib said: That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. Yep. Not even close. Carson was awesome. No one else comes close.
August 20, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, mulletpelini said: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I miss Phil Hartman.
August 20, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: I miss Phil Hartman. I'd like to be able to miss Andy Dick.
August 20, 20205 yr On 8/19/2020 at 1:46 PM, squib said: That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. I always thought he didn’t want the guy to grab the handle on air
August 21, 20205 yr On 8/19/2020 at 3:46 PM, squib said: That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. This one and his quip to Dolly about paying a years salary to take a peek under her blouse. I remember they'd always show the ax clip during his anniversary show.
August 21, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Those look like A's not Bees. She needs to show us more for verification. maybe when they get stung, they grow into Bees.
August 21, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, luke duke said: Very intimating, lots of tomato cans early and late in his career. Lots of late hits after the bell. Small window of dominance against inferior opponents, struggled against the world class guys like Holyfield and Lewis. Lost a lot of his prime to jail. Terrible end to his career. All in all he was a good heavyweight, but not close to the best.
August 22, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, JohnnyChorizo said: Very intimating, lots of tomato cans early and late in his career. Lots of late hits after the bell. Small window of dominance against inferior opponents, struggled against the world class guys like Holyfield and Lewis. Lost a lot of his prime to jail. Terrible end to his career. All in all he was a good heavyweight, but not close to the best. I’ll subscribe to all of this. Probably the most intimidating fighter ever in his prime. Maybe early Foreman was as intimidating. He was just scary. Until he wasn’t. All the recent stuff he’s putting out sure make it look like he wants to do a Foreman-like second shot at glory. I’m the same age, and my reaction and other fight-like skills are significantly degraded. I’m still in great shape, running marathons, etc., but compared to my 19-yo son, I’m decrepit.
August 22, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, JohnnyChorizo said: Small window of dominance against inferior opponents, struggled against the world class guys like Holyfield and Lewis. prime tyson >>> prime holyfield/lewis. if you don’t think tyson would have destroyed those guys when he was at the top of his game I don’t know what to tell you.
August 22, 20205 yr Not convinced he would have destroyed Holyfield, Lewis, etc. in his prime. Tyson didn't knock out several guys in his prime that were no where close to the skill set of Lewis and Holyfield. A prime Tyson vs. a prime Lewis would have been epic! The size and skill of Lewis and the ferocity of Tyson are what boxing dreams are made of. Holyfield easily whooped Tyson twice (head butts included) and with that style would have always given Mike fits. All that being said, he would have always had a chance with that power and speed.
August 22, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, Parliament said: Awesome. Don’t think it’s a black widow, though. They’re a little more curvy.
August 22, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, Lobo said: what the fuck is that thing? Paging @NowThis to the white courtesy phone.
August 22, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, Lobo said: what the fuck is that thing? Don't pretend like you don't know . . .
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