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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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Not sure how it failed. The best stoned/meth head mechanics in the world worked on it until 6:00 am. 

On 6/24/2020 at 2:24 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

But why?  You get to the top only to be greeted by a bunch of ugly slobs.

18 hours ago, Lobo said:

That bird consumed a live mammal that weighed probably 1/3rd of its own weight in ten seconds and then took flight during swallowing.  I can't get up from the table and walk around for a solid ten minutes after I've had a bowl of cereal.  Pos rep to the seagull.  

Ya, but you eat a lot more than the bird does.

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Ya, but you eat a lot more than the bird does.

Yeah, but I don't eat 1/4th by body weight in one sitting and then take to the skies during my last gulp of peach cobbler.  That seagull was like the Kobayashi of the whole animal kingdom only the rations were even crazier.  I want to pet it.  The seagull, I mean. 

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

never knew wolves could be bitches to a more badass dog

 

Oh, you think size is your ally.  But you merely adopted the size.  I was born into it, molded by it.  

45 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

never knew wolves could be bitches to a more badass dog

 

Buck...?

41 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh, you think size is your ally.  But you merely adopted the size.  I was born into it, molded by it.  

Bane. I got you fam.

On 6/24/2020 at 1:37 PM, TonyTexas said:

 

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On 6/24/2020 at 4:59 PM, Mr. Blutarsky said:

"I loved you on the Spanish Steps
The day you said goodbye"

I have seen the david

On 6/24/2020 at 3:37 PM, TonyTexas said:

 

{Colonel}" I shit my pants"{Slade}

13 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Would

22 hours ago, Iceman said:

Figured a former Packer would be tougher than that...

That's why I've always called them pussypackers.

31 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

I am properly inspired...

4 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Market Square Tower in Houston. 
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If that glass failed, it really wouldn't matter where in the pool you were.  You'd likely be going over the side.

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Wow, I had never heard this story.

https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/05/02/134597833/cosmonaut-crashed-into-earth-crying-in-rage

there's an audio clip in the link.  Can't make it out, but it sounds intense.

What about this snippet from the article?

Komarov was honored with a state funeral. Only a chipped heel bone survived the crash. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

28 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

Driver must be from the mainland.  

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5 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

is that a bentley?  good.  so what happens with insurance in a situation like that?  obviously racing and on video running a light.  does the insurance company just tell him to fuck himself?

10 hours ago, Parliament said:
13 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:
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Armybrat's grandson was a heck of a man for sure.

Oldie Brat jokes never go out of style.

2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Holy Shit!

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Damn.  Robert Shaw was only something like 48 in “Jaws”.  But he was a super heavy drinker.  What’s Brimley’s excuse?  Oh yeah.  The beetus.

On 6/24/2020 at 3:53 PM, purplepride95 said:

 

The bears' reaction after they saw Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. 😂

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

The bears' reaction after they saw Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. 😂

Even bears are scared of black dudes at night.

14 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m posting this on both threads because I’m a fan of Jack and it’s both:

 

Hold my beer while I whip out my Golden Bear Cock.

The Man.

22 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Holy Shit!

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There are some people that look 60 by the time they’re 40.

this made me wonder what ever happened to tahnee Welch from cocoon. She married (& divorced) the British guy who played lane price in mad men and later Chernobyl. Who knew.

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Wearing a hard hat, so he’s all good with COSHA.

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