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Dennis Taylor
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So, like an OnlyFansville? 

Goo Punch
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man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

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With a special shoutout to each and every medical commercial quickly glossing over side effects of anal leakage, possible micro-peens, and a prolapsed poop-shoot.  

I saw one the other day that actually covered a minor medical problem I have that is nothing more than a random issue. Good news! There is a medication with a snappy rock song that may help stop recurrences. Side effects may include skin rash, organ failure, increased infections and death. But hey, I won't get recurring indigestion reflux.

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

I saw one the other day that actually covered a minor medical problem I have that is nothing more than a random issue. Good news! There is a medication with a snappy rock song that may help stop recurrences. Side effects may include skin rash, organ failure, increased infections and death. But hey, I won't get recurring indigestion reflux.

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On 4/24/2024 at 8:24 PM, Lhorn said:

Wtf is Target thinking with dopey 80s mom with midwestern accent in their new commercials?  
 

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100% agree. This set of commercials are a complete beating. SNL or not. Shit isn’t funny. These are nails on a chalkboard bad. 

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On 4/21/2024 at 5:23 AM, RPM said:

The Buffalo Wild Wings buffalo needs to become extinct.

In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night.

Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling

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2 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

Whoever came up with the iphone autotune fucking commercial needs acid slowly dripped on them while dangling over a pit Jewel of the Nile style.

Yeah I beat you to this one but it bears repeating. 

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On 4/11/2024 at 6:42 PM, mr. sunshine said:

Also fuck your diploma from Southern New Hampshire University.

New Hampshire is way too fucking small to have a north, south, east or west. It's just fucking New Hampshire

I'm from New Hampshire, and had no idea what they were talking about.   Turns out Manchester College rebranded itself for more online appeal.

 

It's no Texas, but the region of NH that gets the Boston media has a different feel than the hick towns. 

 

 

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also every single chik fil a commercial, whether it’s fake customers with extremely grating voices describing their favorite part of a pimento chicken sandwich, or real, savagely ugly people praising chik fil a employees for the dumbest shit. all of them are terrible.

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On 5/8/2024 at 11:40 AM, definitely not derka said:

also every single chik fil a commercial, whether it’s fake customers with extremely grating voices describing their favorite part of a pimento chicken sandwich, or real, savagely ugly people praising chik fil a employees for the dumbest shit. all of them are terrible.

They are putting a lot of savagely ugly people in commercials of all sorts these days.  

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