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5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Eddie:

"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself."

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Clark:

Is that real tomato ketchup Eddie?

Eddie:

Nothin' but the best

 

 

I quote that at any restaurant that has Hunt's.

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O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her... give her a break.

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Lasky: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky: It's a BB gun!
Clark: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Lasky: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Clark: Yeah I could. It could lodge in the skin and cause a very bad infection.
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