2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[elfenix 34161]

Now Penn State didn't have the dumbest play if the weekend

[Jive Turkey 12546]

That. Was. Odd.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Huh

[TexArcher 37414]

PETE CARROLL THINKS THAT WAS SOME DUMB SHIT.

[Zavala 1384]

Lol choke this game away to the Texans.. bet fairborn misses it anyway

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Holy fuck their coach is dumber than ours?! Lmao

[cabowabo 4446]

Never go full retard. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

What the heck???

[GreenspointTexas 9545]

Indy coach needs to be fired for that

[Jive Turkey 12546]

Wowzers.

[Zavala 1384]

WOW BEAT INDY IN OT THESE GUYS ARE READY FOR THE SUPERB OWL

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Colts should fire their coach immediately

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Indy will block it

[elfenix 34161]

And the anti-ice

[Zavala 1384]

Lol fuckin missed the ice kick on purpose huh

[TexArcher 37414]

Just now, Zavala said:

WOW BEAT INDY IN OT THESE GUYS ARE READY FOR THE SUPERB OWL

I saw a superb owl once.  It was way better than other owls.

[GreenspointTexas 9545]

I cant believe mouth breathers actually believe the nfl is the “highest level of play”

[elfenix 34161]

Lol dumbass

[Lat22 3974]

Colts should fire their coach immediately

They really should. That was beyond stupid.

[HtownHorn 14395]

Buttchin needs to send Reich a thank you card and some of his salary that he helped him save today.

[Brothahorn 10081]

Wow. Reich finally made a payment on his debt to the city of Houston.

That was a terrible gamble.

[TexasMan 10736]

 

[Lucid 3]

Lynching in Indy tonite?

[Atticus 3913]

Just gave that game away. I'll take it though

[HtownHorn 14395]

The ghost of Don Bebee's illegal touch TD has been exorcised.

[TexasMan 10736]

MEET THE NEW BOSS

SAME AS THE OLD BOSS

 

 

[Bertelsen's 70 yard TD 44]

I don't care what the conditions were, as someone who lives in Houston, it's nice to beat Frank Reich.

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

Yep.  Buffalo karma.

[TexasMan 10736]

HEB knows where that bread is buttered:

 

 

 

[Zavala 1384]

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I saw a superb owl once.  It was way better than other owls.

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

Take solace in knowing Jadeveon Clowney was named the AFC defensive player of the week.  It's better than nothing (which is what the team will continue to be as long as BOB is head coach).

[Lhorn 4872]

Any word on Foreman coming back?

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

Won't see Foreman until late October at the earliest.

[Lhorn 4872]

Thanks 

[Harrison Stafford 3323]

JJ Watt named the AFC Defensive Player of the Month.

[The Earl of Texas 3130]

Quick quote from Emporer Jones on the game - nice things to say. I’ll be surprised if we pull this one off bc of their OL and us being the suck, but they’re not great this year either.

Edited October 4, 2018 by The Earl of Texas

[AtticusFinch 155]

It's hard to get fully invested in this team because even if they run off 7 in a row, you know its only a matter of time before O'Brien melts down and costs them a game by making a dumb decision.  For these same reasons, I know they will never win 7 in a row

[The Earl of Texas 3130]

I’m glad we won of course, but we fucking suck.  Hopefully, this is one of those times when a team plays worse than it actually is, but this team has shown nothing to give us reason to believe that.

To call BO’B trash is an insult to refuse.

OL is a complete disaster. If our new GM doesn’t make drastic efforts to improve that, then fuck him.

Thank god for the Longhorns & Astros

Edited October 8, 2018 by The Earl of Texas

[TexasMan 10736]

 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

One game out of first baby !!!!!!!  

[UTEX_ME 4752]

BOB beat the cowboys, buckle up he's here for the long haul. 

[AtticusFinch 155]

Strangely,  the Texans could be 3-3 if they can beat Buffalo at home next week

[APMP 684]

Hey look, a winning streak.

But jeez that was pathetic in the red zone. Mike Stoops would still be employed if he faced the Texans red zone offense yesterday instead of the Texas red zone offense.

[Brothahorn 10081]

Hey look, a winning streak.

But jeez that was pathetic in the red zone. Mike Stoops would still be employed if he faced the Texans red zone offense yesterday instead of the Texas red zone offense.

Orlando would take his lunch money.

[TexasMan 10736]

!!!!

 

 

 

[TexasMan 10736]

 

[Stella Link 534]

45 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

!!!!

 

 

 

O'Brien:  "It's not my job."

[HtownHorn 14395]

O'Brien is as awful an OC as he is the HC. Not to be outdone, by how awful his DC is.

[Katfid54 8583]

This is (probably) going to be super unpopular.  But I would totally be in favor of the Texans firing BOB and hiring Lincoln Riley.

The Pats for the last decade, the Eagles last year, and the Chiefs this year have shown that modern spread concepts DO work in the NFL.  Often to great success.  Watson has all the attributes you want in a QB running that kind of a system.  Hopkins has the Tyreek Hill-type "take the top off a defense" speed.  Find a good defensive coordinator and strength coach to go with LR (do NOT let him hire his own strength/D staff), and I actually think you're cooking with gas.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5781]

I really enjoyed watching Watson these last two years. Goodnight sweet prince, BoB has killed you and you don't even know it yet....