Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread

[OU Sucks 8667]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

"very unique defense" L.O.L. He thinks we are all retards. 

The same very unique defense that gave up 27 to Central Arkansas

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Just now, Art Vandelay said:

Herman seems absolutely giddy about beating a really, really bad Tulsa team. JFC.

It's called chess. Once you think his football team sucks he hits you with "the annexation of Puerto Rico" play

[C-Man 26535]

Herman seems absolutely giddy about barely beating a really, really bad Tulsa team. JFC.

Yeah, he’s not helping things.

[TwiceHorn 30715]

1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

Herman seems absolutely giddy about barely beating a really, really bad Tulsa team. JFC.

Mostly because he knows he's only going to get buttfucked by the press instead of double-fisted.

[ousux 5566]

Pussy ass reporters.

Someone ask why they didn’t try to get a review on the GL stand when Watson clearly scored!!!

Someone ask why on 3rd and 2 when you’ve been running it down their throat you throw a 40 Yard bomb to the end zone!!

After game pressers are always softball fests, the real questions should come Monday.

I said "should"

[cdain3 3454]

 

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Can you imagine Nick Saban, Dabo, Royal, hell even Jimbo saying "All that matters is we have fun out there, and Saturday is just a reward for working hard at practice" ? God damn this guy sucks. 

[MillerEP 30232]

I hate this bullshit were too tense trying to be perfect shit. You’re telling me Alabama, OSU, oklahomos aren’t trying to play perfect? Why is this a Texas issue?

[C-Man 26535]

Gents, the thing we’ve learned is take USC and the points next week. I’m almost ready to move on from this cocksmoker. Meanwhile, Charlie is 2-0.

[OU Sucks 8667]

We just gotta have fun and play ball and we should go undefeated the rest of the year.

[Billy Pilgrim 1868]

They need to figure out how to attack this “unique” defense because it’s the second week in a row we’ve see a team rush 3 and drop 8 and it’s been pretty effective both games. I’m sure usc, tcu, et al now have a blue print to make our offense impotent 

[ousux 5566]

How long till we get 900 wins?

I mean, when's the Kansas game..

[C-Man 26535]

After game pressers are always softball fests, the real questions should come Monday.

I said "should"

They apparently didn’t come this past Mon, why would they come this week? Everybody hates Bohls but he’s usually useful when situations are bad in Texas FB.

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

They need to figure out how to attack this “unique” defense because it’s the second week in a row we’ve see a team rush 3 and drop 8 and it’s been pretty effective both games. I’m sure usc, tcu, et al now have a blue print to make our offense impotent 

Basically to stop Ehlinger, you rush 3 and spy with an LB or SS incase he takes off. Then drop the remaining 7 to pick off an errant throw. It's not rocket science. 

[C-Man 26535]

How long till we get 900 wins?

I mean, when's the Kansas game..

Kansas won on the road today. That’s no given.

[Billy Pilgrim 1868]

Frustrating too that we can march up and down the field when we go up tempo but 2 weeks in a row we go away from it and become frustratingly stagnant on offense in the second half. Why not just make this our identity and get good at it?

Edited September 9, 2018 by Billy Pilgrim

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

I wonder if Tom wants us to believe  that the team is pressing too much instead of having fun?

[Redneck Mutha 7832]

14 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I didn't even make ribs. 

User name fucking sucks as bad as Maryland Tom. 

[dcar00 13861]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Gents, the thing we’ve learned is take USC and the points next week. I’m almost ready to move on from this cocksmoker. Meanwhile, Charlie is 2-0.

almost?  this dude is a fucking fraud just like Charlie.  I was done with him after Kliff fucking Kingsbury butt fucked him last year.

[ousux 5566]

Good thing about today? USC shit the bed so gameday wouldn't be in ATX next week anyway..


Wait..that is a bright spot, right?

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Just now, ousux said:

Good thing about today? USC shit the bed so gameday wouldn't be in ATX next week anyway..


Wait..that is a bright spot, right?

They will be in Texas a 2nd straight week at TCU. ugghhg

[Pancho 41818]

Doesn't help here, but the LHN tweets are getting roasted. 

[El Squared 1792]

Did Mensa think it through when he said " we are going to get everyone's best shot"  as some sort of excuse for losing or close calls against shit teams ?

It makes things look worse, not better.

Particularly when its true-- we get their best  shot and we know where they are putting it and don't do anything to discourage that behavior.

Edited September 9, 2018 by El Squared

[Bevojoe 44]

Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?

[Mitch Hedberg 2086]

21 minutes ago, 4Pete said:

It was somewhere between being beaten with a tire iron and an abortion.  

Or an abortion with a tire iron.

[cdain3 3454]

 

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

Just now, Bevojoe said:

Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?

Dickson had the same exact troubles. Give him time and let him get used to the game.

[6th Street 6245]

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

 

If you can't get carries on this garbage team, you should probably transfer

[ousux 5566]

Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?

He's pretty much like Dicko his Freshman year, feast or famine. I think he can get better..

[Lhorn 4862]

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

 

He's as good as gone.  He's got an inflated sense of how good he is (and I think he can be pretty good), but a guy who can't hang onto the ball isn't getting carries over Watson, Ingram and Young ...... yes, and Porter, barring injuries.  

[C-Man 26535]

Bryan Harsin’s team is up 48-7 — we can haz?

[DaysOff 7671]

 

Dude checked out last year and fumbles. What does he expect even mensa to do?

[El Squared 1792]

I don't really expect truth or answers in post game press conferences or any other staged meeting.

Most folks don't.'

I guess they tune in for the lameness and fakery -- to see how bold the pathetic explanations can get.

Racing for the bottom fast. 

[GoonerSooner 120]

Wtf

[DixonHur 10806]

7 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

Is he speaking for himself? Or the whole team?

[OU Sucks 8667]

7 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

Ingram > Young OR Watson > Carter > Me > Porter

[4th&Five 41055]

2 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

Wtf
 

[Art Vandelay 1695]

1 minute ago, GoonerSooner said:

Wtf
 

Are you fucking kidding me? Can you imagine Saban saying something like this?

[cdain3 3454]

People thought Charlie lost the locker room? Let herman lose to Kansas. All hell will break loose.

[C-Man 26535]

Wtf

Dude makes more excuses than Mack Brown — I didn’t think that was possible.

[TankedBevo 2462]

11 minutes ago, Bevojoe said:

Herman asked about the shanked Punt 2nd in two games. Answer “ well tell him he’s at Texas for a reason and we gotta do a better job coaching him...yada yada yada” How’s about bringing in another punter? Do we have a backup?

If I'm not mistaken I believe Dicker punted in high school as well 

[taybo20 2804]

Fuck Tom Herman... he sucks ass


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[HornPhD 1309]

"Our team is made up of a bunch of snowflakes" is not the message to be sending

[bigbevo76 64]

I was impressed with the turn out at DKR tonight. 

The good: moving the band back into the stands, moving the visitors to the upper end of the end zone, alumni dance squad, less sideline BS (the hype squad, the weather man, etc) the students showed up early.  Great weather considering the forecast of monsoon conditions and it could of been over 100.   

The bad: our coaching.  

[GringoSalado 1639]

People thought Charlie lost the locker room? Let herman lose to Kansas. All hell will break loose.

Mensa never had the locker room

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[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

My wife just mentioned something about George Shipley doing the postgame. I discovered that I can still laugh. 

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Just now, bigbevo76 said:

I was impressed with the turn out at DKR tonight. 

The good: moving the band back into the stands, moving the visitors to the upper end of the end zone, alumni dance squad, less sideline BS (the hype squad, the weather man, etc) the students showed up early.  Great weather considering the forecast of monsoon conditions and it could of been over 100.   

The bad: our coaching.  

Tl;dr 

CDC: Good

Herman: Bad

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Just now, GringoSalado said:

Mensa never had the locker room

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I'm starting to think this especially after what Elliott said about Herman

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2718]

I didn’t watch very closely. Clemson wife and I had a watch party at the house tonight. Had the little TV on Texas game. Were we really this bad? I saw Thompson make about the worst DB play you could possibly make on a Tulsa TD.
 
 

I’m ashamed of you sir.

[Hornstrader 179]

i did not get to pay close attention to team news this past week but how was Gary Johnson eligible to play in the 1st half after being ejected for targeting in the 1st half last week?