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8 hours ago, immamac said:

Fuck that these men get paid now. 

And I agree they have opened themselves up to more criticism by becoming professional athletes but lowered expectations maybe better for a Longhorn fan’s mental health.

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Does All Gas, No Brakes Sark realize that applies to coaching also.  does he realize has a team of 100 18-22 year olds.  my god, we don't need the NFL plan.  you give an 18-22 YO some amount of money and then go easy on them, they are going to take advantage and coast(at least 80-90% would).

Christ, Connor Stroh was probably laughing at how easy spring and fall camp were as he was driving to the bank.  maybe getting his ass beat by our DL over and over again because his technique is awful A) might have helped or B) at least exposed him.

holy fuck what a disaster.  I think we need some Herb Brooks attitude....

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On 10/7/2025 at 7:05 AM, boilerhorn said:

 

The NFL mode - in the NFL - l works for several reasons:

  • Every player has been in a demanding minor league system (read: NCAA football) for at least 3 years.
  • Most NFL players are a couple of mental or physical errors from being benched.  And a few more plays from being cut.  That is motivating.
  • The poor teaching NFL coaches get weeded out rather quickly
  • The NFL model has evolved to where it is because (1) collective bargaining (2) player commitment to results.

College players are neither mature enough nor results-oriented enough to consistently execute like this, IMO.  I am not advocating beating the hell out of each other, but practicing blocking and tackling remains important.  See Saturday.

Also - NFL teams take a light-contact offseason approach because the players have a union and have negotiated that as part of the CBA. If the coaches were allowed to go full pads year-round, you can bet your ass they would do a lot more of it.

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4 hours ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Would it hurt Sark just to do this shit during the games like god damn show some energy and passion when somebody fucks up 

He can't because he's too busy game planning still.  He's the OC so he's gotta be thinking about adjustments and stuff.

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Thy will be done.

 

 

 

 

I mean, you really want to air that out on Twitter to the mass of college fans? 
 

I wouldn’t, but that’s just me…

 

 

also, my 2nd time on MBG. I’m honored

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1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

Does All Gas, No Brakes Sark realize that applies to coaching also.  does he realize has a team of 100 18-22 year olds.  my god, we don't need the NFL plan.  you give an 18-22 YO some amount of money and then go easy on them, they are going to take advantage and coast(at least 80-90% would).

Christ, Connor Stroh was probably laughing at how easy spring and fall camp were as he was driving to the bank.  maybe getting his ass beat by our DL over and over again because his technique is awful A) might have helped or B) at least exposed him.

holy fuck what a disaster.  I think we need some Herb Brooks attitude....

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1 hour ago, MrBig said:

In the MBG post from yesterday, the comments said the baby’s father is a former player. 

Can’t find that one. Care to link or screenshot?

Posted
7 hours ago, Blotto said:

So what exactly does Bobby do behind the scenes? 

He understands the college football landscape extremely well and he uses that understanding to help our program how he can. He loves UT to the point that he covers it for a living, and so I appreciate that he wants good things for UT sports because it’s good for him. 
 

It has been very surprising to me in the past to find out major college football programs act on bad or inadequate information. Bobby gives our program what I believe to be the most honest information he has. I really like Gerry too. They are college football fans and they want Texas to be good at college football. 
 

As far as what they do behind the scenes, I’ve only seen little bits and pieces, but I’ve seen enough to place Bobby especially in the category of someone who uses action, not words, to try to make good things happen for Texas football. I consider him a great asset to the program, and also a die hard fan who loves this school. In my book, he’s a “longhorn legend”.

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3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

The term, cuckold, originates from the fact that female cuckoo birds often lay their eggs in the nests of other species, so that their offspring are taken care of by the surrogates.

I hear that in this voice:

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Sark cant win the big one???   2024 @ Michigan,  OU, @ college station, Clemson in CFP, Az st in CFP….. or are the losses the only big games????   

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Whatever. He sucks off UT for a paycheck. I get the motivation but he's no different from the rest of the $9.95ers in that regard. Is he a bigger asset than someone like that aggy Hamm douche, sure. But I seriously doubt our program's fortunes would change one bit, if he retired tomorrow. 

I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I’d bet good money you would be wrong. I fucking love the guy for what he does for Texas football. How about the guys behind this website? Burnt Ends didn’t just appear out of thin air. They wanted to get in the fight and they did, and now look. TE room looks pretty good to me. 

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Just now, BlackCat said:

I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I’d bet good money you would be wrong. I fucking love the guy for what he does for Texas football. How about the guys behind this website? Burnt Ends didn’t just appear out of thin air. They wanted to get in the fight and they did, and now look. TE room looks pretty good to me. 

So he’s basically our version of Billy Luicci because he does a lot of things for the school, loves the school, and facilitates for the school but less retarded?

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So he’s basically our version of Billy Luicci because he does a lot of things for the school, loves the school, and facilitates for the school but less retarded?

If Billy Liucci is as beneficial to A&M as Bobby is to us then Billy deserves their fans admiration and the money that comes with it. 

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5 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I’d bet good money you would be wrong. I fucking love the guy for what he does for Texas football. How about the guys behind this website? Burnt Ends didn’t just appear out of thin air. They wanted to get in the fight and they did, and now look. TE room looks pretty good to me. 

If Bobby is running an NIL operation and directly paying UT athletes while he covers college recruiting in general and contacting prospective athletes, I will amend my previous statement that he has no real impact on UT's fortunes. I was not aware of that, although it raises other concerns. 

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4 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Just a bunch of aggy idiots saying she had an affair with Xavier Worthy. Obviously there was no proof or evidence provided, just baseless rumors. 

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2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

also, my 2nd time on MBG. I’m honored


You should get a trophy and place it next to your “I shit myself at the bar” award. 

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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If Bobby is running an NIL operation and directly paying UT athletes while he covers college recruiting in general and contacting prospective athletes, I will amend my previous statement that he has no real impact on UT's fortunes. I was not aware of that, although it raises other concerns. 

I never said any of that. He’s an information guy and I think his business and his passion for UT put him in a unique position to deliver good and relevant information to the people we are all hoping will make Texas what it should be. To make things work in this new landscape, information is at a premium, and it moves at a really fast pace. There’s no way to keep up with it all unless you’re doing it full time. To do that, you have to monetize your time, and Bobby has proven he knows how to do that time and time again. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say he’s been one of the most successful people in the college sports information/entertainment space. And he’s unabashedly pro Texas football. I think that’s super valuable to the program. 

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9 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

I never said any of that. He’s an information guy and I think his business and his passion for UT put him in a unique position to deliver good and relevant information to the people we are all hoping will make Texas what it should be. To make things work in this new landscape, information is at a premium, and it moves at a really fast pace. There’s no way to keep up with it all unless you’re doing it full time. To do that, you have to monetize your time, and Bobby has proven he knows how to do that time and time again. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say he’s been one of the most successful people in the college sports information/entertainment space. And he’s unabashedly pro Texas football. I think that’s super valuable to the program. 

Well I never made a comment about imma or this site, so why bring up NIL then if it has nothing to do with Bobby?

Whatever.....it doesn't really matter, you are not going to change my opinion that he chooses to make his living as a jock-sniffing, sunshine pumper. That's just the nature of the industry, which I have a negative impression of. They aren't journalists, and they certainly don't tell it like it is. They tell it to maximize their income. 

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44 minutes ago, Rholl said:

Sark cant win the big one???   2024 @ Michigan,  OU, @ college station, Clemson in CFP, Az st in CFP….. or are the losses the only big games????   

Was Penn St's win over Boise a big game?  ou, Michigan and aggy were dog shit last year.  Yes, intense games, but not great teams.  Neither were Clemson and asu

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45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So he’s basically our version of Billy Luicci because he does a lot of things for the school, loves the school, and facilitates for the school but less retarded?

Nah that’s FCB…..

Posted
14 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I respect Bobby and his opinions are definitely valued on this board, but miss me with this "well, what did you expect?" BS. He was drooling at the athleticism of this team all offseason. 

Remember when he was spewing that this was the most physical fall camp under Sark?  Lmao

Posted
1 hour ago, BlackCat said:

I see the rumors are finally hitting social media. Wanna know when I first heard these rumors?

The week of the A&M game last season. 
 

I don’t know shit about fuck, but I discounted those rumors based on the timing alone. Just because fuckface Aggies want to drag people’s names through the mud don’t mean the most ridiculous version of events are true. 
 

Sark and his wife had marital troubles, that’s public information. All I know is they ended up not getting divorced and had a kid. Don’t put gas on a fire that’s likely started by Aggies. They’re going to stoke these flames now, let’s not help them do that. 

But sir, the most reputable posters on this platform have confirmed it to be true. Moreover, Twitter — the most reliable bastion of objectivity and credible reporting, particularly when its comes from anonymous burner accounts — has also verified it. We are turbo fucked.  

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36 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Was Penn St's win over Boise a big game?  ou, Michigan and aggy were dog shit last year.  Yes, intense games, but not great teams.  Neither were Clemson and asu

but the description is “big game”… not “good teams”….. lose to aggy for first time since Case??  Hell yes that was a big game…OU??  always a big game….. lose any of those 5 and there would be a collective freak out, much like what is going on right now on here.

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Bobby was invaluable to Texas as it entered a new era. It's unquestionable that his influence and his relationships all over the landscape positively benefitted Texas after the NIL stuff started. 

We are solidly in a new era, there isn't really anything that any of us add except dollars in the revshare era. I want to be very fucking clear here that revshare will have an extremely heavy hand in shaping rosters and it will absolutely be based on performance on and off the field. 

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I don’t mind a little “Bill Little sunshine pumping and platitudes” vs the destructive take down the program shit Chip Brown was doing. Fuck Chip. What does bother me is hearing from Inside Texas a few weeks ago some ominous “you reap what you sow in practice” and that practice problems spilled onto the field in games. Then we hear from others that we have the best most physical team and big physical practices which cannot be true. Sark himself patently said he was switching to the NFL prostyle type practice in March. And that was what was implemented. So…I think our insiders can both promote the program but be tough when it’s warranted. Maybe the season completely turns around this weekend. That would be great. And no one will care about this seismic change in philosophy that Sark implemented in March. But if the season continues to sputter and tailspin and crater it needs to be discussed. To help the program it should be discussed if the season turns into a bigger dumpster fire. Bc we don’t need that approach to the offseason ever being employed again. If that’s the case. 

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13 minutes ago, Rholl said:

but the description is “big game”… not “good teams”….. lose to aggy for first time since Case??  Hell yes that was a big game…OU??  always a big game….. lose any of those 5 and there would be a collective freak out, much like what is going on right now on here.

If Aggie ere 2/9 it wouldn’t be a big game.  Team record matters.  Sark has gotten lucky in playing ur rivals when they’re down.  He’s 0-6 vs Smart, Day and DeBoer.   But let me guess there are 135 teams in the fbs and most would be as well?

 

rhis week is a big game though I think mateer is out

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21 minutes ago, Rholl said:

but the description is “big game”… not “good teams”….. lose to aggy for first time since Case??  Hell yes that was a big game…OU??  always a big game….. lose any of those 5 and there would be a collective freak out, much like what is going on right now on here.

Sark has defeated blOU twice. Both times, blOU went on to have a losing season.

He's never defeated a blOU team that ended the year with a .500 record or better. If that trend continues next Saturday, it's pretty hard to use this as evidence he can win the big game.

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17 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

If Aggie ere 2/9 it wouldn’t be a big game.  Team record matters.  Sark has gotten lucky in playing ur rivals when they’re down.  He’s 0-6 vs Smart, Day and DeBoer.   But let me guess there are 135 teams in the fbs and most would be as well?

 

rhis week is a big game though I think mateer is out

my ass …. aggy is always a big game…and CFP games are always big games

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15 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Sark has defeated blOU twice. Both times, blOU went on to have a losing season.

He's never defeated a blOU team that ended the year with a .500 record or better. If that trend continues next Saturday, it's pretty hard to use this as evidence he can win the big game.

I think one year they had a backup qb in

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4 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Also - NFL teams take a light-contact offseason approach because the players have a union and have negotiated that as part of the CBA. If the coaches were allowed to go full pads year-round, you can bet your ass they would do a lot more of it.

Remember when whichever Dolphins coach got fired and Dan Campbell was named interim head coach?

He immediately went with physical practices because he thought the team was soft.  Also instituted Oklahoma drills. 
 

The team did not like it one bit. 
 

He didn’t succeed in Miami but that fire got him the Lions job. 
 

Time will tell if that ends up being a good plan but they were really good last year. 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Well I never made a comment about imma or this site, so why bring up NIL then if it has nothing to do with Bobby?

Whatever.....it doesn't really matter, you are not going to change my opinion that he chooses to make his living as a jock-sniffing, sunshine pumper. That's just the nature of the industry, which I have a negative impression of. They aren't journalists, and they certainly don't tell it like it is. They tell it to maximize their income. 

I don’t disagree with much of what you’re saying. I know the business model. 
 

I brought up NIL because it was an extremely difficult sell for our donors, and Bobby was an adult in the room that helped confirm to them that yes, this is the direction college football is going, and no, these specific things are no longer against the rules.

I guess in some cosmic sense if he wasn’t there doing that, someone else could’ve filled the role. Instead, I like to give him credit for doing a good job of helping this program arrive at our NIL destination as soon as possible. We didn’t hit the NIL money train by accident. People had to have the conversations, do the work, and solve the problems. It was messy and donors all over the country didn’t like it. Texas is a success story in the regard, and Bobby was one of the people who made a serious contribution towards getting us there. 

I couldn’t care less if he’s making his 9.95 from it. He’s vastly different from chip and Ketchum who hurt this program all the time for their own self interests.  

 

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4 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

I don’t disagree with much of what you’re saying. I know the business model. 
 

I brought up NIL because it was an extremely difficult sell for our donors, and Bobby was an adult in the room that helped confirm to them that yes, this is the direction college football is going, and no, these specific things are no longer against the rules.

I guess in some cosmic sense if he wasn’t there doing that, someone else could’ve filled the role. Instead, I like to give him credit for doing a good job of helping this program arrive at our NIL destination as soon as possible. We didn’t hit the NIL money train by accident. People had to have the conversations, do the work, and solve the problems. It was messy and donors all over the country didn’t like it. Texas is a success story in the regard, and Bobby was one of the people who made a serious contribution towards getting us there. 

I couldn’t care less if he’s making his 9.95 from it. He’s vastly different from chip and Ketchum who hurt this program all the time for their own self interests.  

 

Yes. Bobby actually cares.  Ketch and chip could give two shits about us

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4 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

I don’t disagree with much of what you’re saying. I know the business model. 

This isnt really the thread for it anyway. This is the thread to laugh at our bitch-made coach who gets $11M per year and presumably a top 5 NIL budget, and then promptly cries about how hard his schedule is after his team fumblefucks their way through the only two games against teams with a pulse. 

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17 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

So losing to Arkansas is a big game right?   Quality of opponent matters.  

the premise was Sark cant win the big game….. i say he was 5-3 last yr….. if you say OU and Aggy dont count…. thats on you… they are always big games to me.

As is any CFP game no matter the opponent.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

There are certain things that we will not be the site that rumor mongers on. On field and surrounding the job is on limits. Personal life speculation and baseless shit is not. 

So why is everything still up? 

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2 minutes ago, Rholl said:

the premise was Sark cant win the big game….. i say he was 5-3 last yr….. if you say OU and Aggy dont count…. thats on you… they are always big games to me.

As is any CFP game no matter the opponent.

<Insert record vs top 5-10 teams here>

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3 minutes ago, Rholl said:

the premise was Sark cant win the big game….. i say he was 5-3 last yr….. if you say OU and Aggy dont count…. thats on you… they are always big games to me.

As is any CFP game no matter the opponent.

 

4 minutes ago, Rholl said:

the premise was Sark cant win the big game….. i say he was 5-3 last yr….. if you say OU and Aggy dont count…. thats on you… they are always big games to me.

As is any CFP game no matter the opponent.

Let’s just count all of our wins as big wins.  Winning is hard 

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I mean if we have to get absolutely technical any HC who has not won a MNC hasn’t won the Big Game. 
 

yes I know what we are talking about. And what I wrote above was just being facetious.

last year before OSU won the big one there was this amazing graphic they put on the screen when OSU played Penn State with Franklin’s and Day’s records against teams ranked in the top ten. Abysmal. Something gave Day won and went on to win the MNC and a ton of resources were poured into that team to make It happen. 
 

Beating OU matters. beating aggy matters, but so does winning the conference. So you can make the playoffs. That’s really our only hope now honestly. Win out. Every game is the big one now. But I’m not tethering my loyalty to sark merely bc of one incredible Bama game and one incredible Michigan game. That’s some sad aggy bullshit.

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12 minutes ago, Blotto said:

This isnt really the thread for it anyway. This is the thread to laugh at our bitch-made coach who gets $11M per year and presumably a top 5 NIL budget, and then promptly cries about how hard his schedule is after his team fumblefucks their way through the only two games against teams with a pulse. 

Yep. I can’t believe our current situation. 

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24 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I think one year they had a backup qb in

The year we won 49-0 OU had Davis Beville making his first career start, and when we won 34-3 it was against true freshman Michael Hawkins Jr making his second career start. Not exactly big time OU teams we beat those years. 

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