Texas vs USC Game Thread

[Zharkov 288]

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

How we gonna fit in your mom's Buick?

One, two, or three at a time.

[elfenix 34,000]

lots of olds already left the stadium.  fuck you olds.

[AUS-97HORN 11,546]

Just now, T-shirt Sip said:

Huh?

Quan, Kwame..... all those receiveers look the same to me

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

Herman needs to go in to the locker room, throw his shit on the ground and yell that this is what is expected every fucking game.

He needs to ask them how much they wanted this, and then explain that this is the perfect amount of wanting it-ness, and in the future to not want it more or less than tonight.

[MillerEP 30,232]

Why are the stands clearing out? They usc fans?

[millhouse 2,573]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

well  Jordan Shipley would know all about slobbeknocker hits....  that one that Kwame put on the OU player in 08 was fucking epic

Quan

[Anastasis 23,191]

Matt Leinart sucks dick by choice. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12,928]

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

How we gonna fit in your mom's Buick?

Lots of lube.

[MillerEP 30,232]

His shaky ass hat gets me every time.

It’s called a cover boot

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,004]

1 minute ago, Alot said:

Orly “texasfan21” you the credibility sheriff around here?  I hope it feels good.

Ouch. Call the burn unit.

[TexasFan21 1,275]

Orly “texasfan21” you the credibility sheriff around here?  I hope it feels good.

Hope you drown in your misery, bitch. Can’t rain on this parade tonight.


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[Buzzrock 14,775]

If anyone is bored with this rout, Roadhouse is on Starz

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Anthony Cook getting some run

[Wishbone 4,716]

USC just wants to go home.

[Modessit 5,582]

Defense steps up again.

[MillerEP 30,232]

Perfect!

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 867]

Bahahahahahaha

[elfenix 34,000]

too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

[HornPhD 1,309]

Why are the announcers talking about a possible comeback? 

[BillyGoatHill 4,267]

Being held and still makes the play....

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Zombie nation time. 

 

 

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

That was unreal holding and he still blew through it

[Mo Horn 8,680]

Exclamation point

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Fitting sack. Run 3 mins off and lets go party

[SideSlip 35]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

We are going to beat these Motherfucking shit dicks

Touché 

[Bevojoe 44]

Ha haaa! Way to play D. Our ball!  Run the damn clock out. 

[Ellellelle 281]

Sc is done, not even trying.

[C-Man 26,535]

Omenihu held — he don’t give a fuck. Strip sack

[Wishbone 4,716]

Jerseys look great.

[A’Dam Psycho 1,433]

No Cam Rising?

[Topper13 3,106]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Matt Leinart sucks dick by choice. 

Leinart sucks dick for pocket change behind the pepsi machine at the Greyhound station

[Mdhorn 5,819]

No high snaps today either.  Hmmmm.

[Domedriver 655]

No Pizza bitches!

[AUS-97HORN 11,546]

Just now, HornPhD said:

Why are the announcers talking about a possible comeback? 

have you SEEN us in the last 9 years..... if anyone could blow a 23 point lead with 3 mins left...... it could be us....

 

[wild_turkey 3,077]

Popped some champ. This win is great.

[Jersey Man10 3,470]

Win 900

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

FUCK off Klatt

[Sock Monkey 713]

Put the scrubs in. Ultimate power move. 

[Mileslong 4,663]

Quan, Kwame..... all those receiveers look the same to me

Very racist

[Dark Horse 2,250]

Put in Shane dickless

[millhouse 2,573]

We are far from back, but I like some of what I've seen on the field and all I've heard from the crowd 

[elfenix 34,000]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

Win 900

win 800 was against USC.

[RPM 26,073]

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

If anyone is bored with this rout, Roadhouse is on Starz

[deadshank 24,644]

Love the run game to close it out

[MillerEP 30,232]

Young in beast mode again

[Disco Missile 456]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

Blanco niño

[immortal13 4,059]

Someone shut Klatt the fuck up

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,004]

Just now, Topper13 said:

Leinart sucks dick for pocket change behind the pepsi machine at the Greyhound station

Yep he earns 5 bucks the hard way. One nickel at a time 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

This O-Line combo has been pretty solid

[jw4381 3,042]

Buechele should be in.