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2026 CFP Quarterfinals Orange Bowl - #5 Oregon vs. #4 Texas Tech

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  • HenryJames
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  • TexArcher
    TexArcher

    Tech really is Sand Aggy. And we recruit against them. Honestly, this whole state can juggle my burnt orange nuts.

  • immamac
    immamac

    These teams suck. Texas would beat both. Neither is a serious contender.

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Just now, dcar00 said:

because Oregon could have kicked a FG.

The clock ran out and they had no timeouts?

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Dan lanning does cocaine

Michael Irving scoffs

Just now, scramblyn said:

College football season is almost over and you fuckers are bitching about a game like you’d turn down mediocre blow job. Yeah there’s better but it’s still better than none.

huh? is anyone saying they don't want to watch a CFP game?

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

This game is like watching the special Olympics, but all of the participants are in a coma.

sleepy cripple fight GIF by South Park

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Dan lanning does cocaine

He really is Tom Herman then.

Just now, scramblyn said:

College football season is almost over and you fuckers are bitching about a game like you’d turn down mediocre blow job. Yeah there’s better but it’s still better than none.

Mediocre blowjobs suck, though. Especially when they have no rhythm and use teeth.

It's pretty astonishing that we're all subjecting ourselves to this shit show. It just shows how obsessed and pathetic we are for any game. I'm just glad I'm not alone.

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

sleepy cripple fight GIF by South Park

Hang it in the Louve!

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

College football season is almost over and you fuckers are bitching about a game like you’d turn down mediocre blow job.

If there’s no ball-fondling why bother?

If @Nicole44 was a sideline reporter going into halftime-

"Coach with this game turning into a defensive struggle why the fuck would you not take the points?"

2nd question-

"Do you think having strong practices in the offseason is the reason you've been so successful this season?"

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Mediocre blowjobs suck, though. Especially when they have no rhythm and use teeth.

sounds like you're an experienced veteran in this field

As bad as it's been, Oregon still has 200 yards of offense and they're dominating TOP like 3 to 1. Tech is lucky to be close in this game right now. If the TOP discrepancy continues and their D gasses out, they can still get blown out here.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

He really is Tom Herman then.

Not until Lanning's side piece tries to open a door mid flight. He's an amateur until then.

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Mediocre blowjobs suck, though. Especially when they have no rhythm and use teeth.

And in tech’s case, give you raider rash

UO is going to break it open

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

The clock ran out and they had no timeouts?

the play ended with 3 seconds left. since there was a penalty they clock would have been reset and they would have had a chance to kick a FG from that spot if Tech declined, right? maybe I am wrong.

Tech's defense is fun to watch. Bet Oregon wishes they had 9 points instead of the thrill of being aggressive and failing.

Just now, Thatguy said:

If @Nicole44 was a sideline reporter going into halftime-

"Coach with this game turning into a defensive struggle why the fuck would you not take the points?"

2nd question-

"Do you think having strong practices in the offseason is the reason you've been so successful this season?"

3rd question – “Have you ever been to Rainy Street?”

Just now, dcar00 said:

the play ended with 3 seconds left. since there was a penalty they clock would have been reset and they would have had a chance to kick a FG from that spot if Tech declined, right? maybe I am wrong.

If you decline the penalty you are accepting the result of the play, which includes the clock running out.

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Nit until Lanning's side piece tries to open a door mid flight. He's an amateur until then.

Does he flip off Big Ten Network cameras just trying to get footage of National Signing Day?

3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

College football season is almost over and you fuckers are bitching about a game like you’d turn down mediocre blow job. Yeah there’s better but it’s still better than none.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Mediocre blowjobs suck, though. Especially when they have no rhythm and use teeth.

Yes. I've literally pulled my dick out of a woman's mouth before over a mediocre blowjob. Needless to say we didn't work out.

Saban has no problem pulling a QB (Hurts) for Tua. Hurts turned out to be the better QB overall but you do what it takes to win. And Morton is gonna fuck around the second half also. Can’t keep wishing he’s gonna have an awesome second half. Pull him.

Just now, mdmost said:

Does he flip off Big Ten Network cameras just trying to get footage of National Signing Day?

Good times lol. What a choad. I'm so glad the dude is gone. Absolute embarrassment. Fucking clown, man.

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

sounds like you're an experienced veteran in this field

Of receiving them? Yep, in my POF days, too many times.

There's definitely an art to getting a good one. No reason to settle for mediocre fellas.

How does Joey Galloway look older than Morgan Freeman?

Did Ryan Day use up all of Earth's Just For Men?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Saban has no problem pulling a QB (Hurts) for Tua. Hurts turned out to be the better QB overall but you do what it takes to win. And Morton is gonna fuck around the second half also. Can’t keep wishing he’s gonna have an awesome second half. Pull him.

Here is your option

https://texastech.com/sports/football/roster/mitch-griffis/13794

Saban pulled Hurts for a guy who ended up being a first round draft pick.

Edited by Surly Bevo

This game reminds me of watching a dog scoot it’s ass on the carpet.

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Yes. I've literally pulled my dick out of a woman's mouth before over a mediocre blowjob. Needless to say we didn't work out.

Wouldn’t teeth = terrible BJ? I said mediocre, not dangerous to your health and safety.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Saban has no problem pulling a QB (Hurts) for Tua. Hurts turned out to be the better QB overall but you do what it takes to win. And Morton is gonna fuck around the second half also. Can’t keep wishing he’s gonna have an awesome second half. Pull him.

For who? Hammond is out for the season.

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Of receiving them? Yep, in my POF days, too many times.

There's definitely an art to getting a good one. No reason to settle for mediocre fellas.

Then go ahead and turn off the game because this is pretty bad.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

This game reminds me of watching a dog scoot it’s ass on the carpet.

What channel is the dog on ???

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If you decline the penalty you are accepting the result of the play, which includes the clock running out.

but the flag stops the clock when the play ends(3 sec left when the runner goes down) and under 2 minutes I don't think the clock starts until the next snap.

Everybody bitches about meaningless bowl games. Well here is a meaningful bowl game and everybody is still unhappy.

On a plane and haven’t been able to catch much of the game. What’s going on with all of Oregon’s bad snaps?

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Everybody bitches about meaningless bowl games. Well here is a meaningful bowl game and everybody is still unhappy.

Insufferable old men sitting in lazy boy recliners grumbling to the Mrs. while she toils away in the kitchen.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

This game reminds me of watching a dog scoot it’s ass on the carpet.

What channel is the dog on ???

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

On a plane and haven’t been able to catch much of the game. What’s going on with all of Oregon’s bad snaps?

Too much teeth.

Just now, South Austin said:

This game is like getting a blowjob from a woman with braces and Tourette syndrome.

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12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lanning most overrated coach in America?

I've been screaming for years that he's overrated, but he cant be more overrated than the HS coach on the other sideline. What was the BigXII's best win OOC in the regular season....Iowa? Tech played a complete pussy OOC schedule and then beat up on the pile of turds masquerading as a football conference. Tech's D is stout but their offense is complete shit. 4 losses easy with our schedule.

24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Morton looks like every Tech QB before Mike Leach arrived.

Billy Joe Tolliver would like a word.

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