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holy shit. imagine eating mostly only potato chip sammiches for 23 years.

https://www.newsweek.com/woman-tries-first-proper-meal-after-23-years-only-eating-potato-chips-1710109

A woman who lived on a diet of cheese and onion flavored potato chip sandwiches for 23 years has finally eaten a proper meal – after being hypnotized.

Zoe Sadler, 25, of Coventry, England, has munched on Walkers potato chips in buttered white bread since she was a toddler.

She scoffed two packs of her favorite potato chips every day for more than two decades after other foods left her feeling physically sick.

Zoe Sadler, 25, has munched on Walkers potato chips in buttered white bread since she was a toddler.LEILA COKER/ZENGER

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"My mom and dad say I tried other foods as a toddler but I always turned my nose up or refused to put them in my mouth," she said.

"Apparently the only thing mom could get down me were potato chips which I used to suck until they were soft.

"I remember being at school when I was little and having potato chip sandwiches in my lunch box. They were the only thing I liked to eat.

"I usually had a bowl of dry cereal for breakfast and then a potato chip sandwich for lunch and another one for dinner.

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"Sometimes I'd try other flavor chips because the texture wouldn't bother me.

"Christmas was always hard for me because I'd never want very much to eat.

"I'd be able to have a Yorkshire pudding but never with gravy."

Zoe Sadler, 25, of Coventry, England, ate two packs of her favorite potato chips every day for more than two decades after other foods left her feeling physically sick.LEILA COKER/ZENGER

After developing multiple sclerosis three years ago, Sadler decided to improve her health and turned to hypnotherapist David Kilmurry for help.

After undergoing two two-hour hypnotherapy sessions, Sadler has been able to enjoy her first taste of fruits and vegetables alongside other foods.

She said: "I was diagnosed with MS and I just thought, I need to get healthier and feel better.

"I looked around on the internet and read some articles where David had helped other fussy eaters so I contacted him.

"We had two two-hour sessions which felt like they lasted five minutes each and after the second one I was able to try loads of different foods.

"I can't believe how nice strawberries are and I even tried a Wagamama chili squid which was really spicy.

"I'm looking forward to trying curry and lots of other different foods."

Warehouse operative Sadler, who weighs 126 pounds and fits into size 8 dresses, lives with fiancé Jason Fox, 28, a carpenter.

Sadler was also motivated to overcome her obsession with potato chip sandwiches in time to enjoy a hearty meal at her wedding next March.

Zoe Sadler, 25, of Coventry, England, has munched on Walkers potato chips in buttered white bread since she was a toddler.LEILA COKER/ZENGER

She added: "I really don't just want to be eating potato chip sandwiches on my wedding day. Now I'm looking forward to planning our wedding day menu with Jason."

London-based therapist and hypnotist David Kilmurry hypnotized Zoe after diagnosing her with Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder (ARFID).

He said: "Huge credit to Zoe on her recovery; her progress has been phenomenal and has superseded my expectations.

"In a very short amount of time with myself and at home, she has been calmly eating new meals and incorporated many new high-grade fruits and vegetables to her 'safe' foods list.

"Recently diagnosed with MS, it is dangerous for her to live on a diet of just potato chip sandwiches, even if you counteract it with exercise.

"Straight after hypnotism in the chair, Zoe was open to trying new fruits and vegetables including cabbage, blueberries, and left with a pot of nuts, cranberries and several other foods which she excitedly ate."

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10 hours ago, RPM said:

 

CSB, when I was 7 my family stayed the night in a permanent tent you could rent in Yosemite. In the morning, I went outside and there were a few bison nearby. I walked up and pet one for a few minutes. Scared the shit out of my parents when they came out of the tent, but I thought it was pretty awesome.  

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^ And here's one of the write-ups. 

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Well, there's really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area," WPLG Local 10 reports.

The driver and passenger were apparently driving northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver became distracted by his passenger's performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.

Aerial footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles. Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.

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The Missouri Court of Appeals has affirmed that an insurance company must pay a $5.2 million settlement granted to a Jackson County woman who claimed she unwittingly caught a sexually transmitted disease from her former romantic partner in his car. In an opinion issued Tuesday, a three-judge panel found that the judgment entered against GEICO General Insurance Company through earlier arbitration proceedings was valid. The insurance companies sought to undo the action, claiming errors were made in Jackson County Circuit Court and the settlement agreement was not done in line with Missouri law. According to court papers, the woman, identified in court records only as M.O., notified GEICO in February 2021 of her intention to seek monetary damages, alleging she contracted HPV, the human papillomavirus, from an insured member in his automobile. She contended the man caused her to be infected with the STD despite being aware of his condition and the risks of unprotected sex.

 

https://www.kansascity.com/news/article262267902.html

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"A Texas man on a recent Southwest flight was confronted by a flight attendant after allegedly sending “photos of his peepee” to other passengers via AirDrop

In the video he’s seen telling the flight attendant he was “just having a little fun.”

Video of him being confronted on our Instagram"

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Swipe right/click right arrow for the video

https://www.instagram.com/p/CfXI0OzuUY1/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR2Q3feOv4_tAb7Rjlv2ulIE951my0DvxiuJIWIr0bF8wJJCVaREAQuaEIg

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9 hours ago, Parliament said:

Was that wrong?

According to the Karen with the phone, <in the stereotypical sorority up-talk voice> “It’s sexual harassment, it’s sexual assault, it’s disgusting.”

It’s a body part Karen. Larry is a 58-yo balding, overweight idiot <insert surly gag here>. Get over yourself. 

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25 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So did he take the picture on the plane, or does he just walk around with pictures of his junk on his phone

That occurred to me also. I’m assuming he had a pre-existing photo on his phone. 
Not sure this is really possible, though. I don’t think AirDrop works like that. I’m sitting in an airport lounge and just selected a (non-junk) pic to see what the options were for airdrop sharing. It only gives you the option to select individual recipients, and my settings have “everyone” selected.
I’m throwing the BS flag on the whole thing. 

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Texas Man Dies After Lighting Firework on His Head While Celebrating Fourth of July

A 43-year-old man from San Antonio, Texas has died after he set off a firework on his head amid Fourth of July celebrations.

Per the Houston Chronicle, the Bexar County Medical Examiner confirmed the death of Pablo Ruiz of San Antonio, attributing his death to head injuries sustained during a fireworks explosion on July 5. As KSAT reported, authorities responded to the incident just after midnight on Tuesday. Ruiz was drinking with his friends when he decided to light a “mortar-type” firework off the top of his head.

According to the police report, the firework exploded from the bottom and pierced his head. When authorities arrived at the scene, Ruiz was unresponsive and had severe head trauma. He was pronounced dead there.

The news comes not long after it was reported that an 11-year-old boy from Indiana was killed in a “freak” accident. According to a press release from Indiana State Police, officers responded to calls on Monday that 11-year-old Camrynn Ray McMichael had suffered serious injuries in a firework-related accident. He was pronounced dead on the way to the hospital. 

“I’ll never see my son again over a fucking firework,” said the boy’s mother, Kyrra Lynn, in a Facebook post shared on Monday. “Don’t ever think it can’t happen to yours.” In an interview with WXIN-TV, she described the accident that caused his death as “a tragic freak accident,” and said he “died being a boy and playing with fireworks.” 
https://www.complex.com/life/texas-man-dies-after-lighting-firework-on-his-head-july-4

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4 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Does it remind you of Surly?

Surly 6 months ago. Now post the meme of the girl smiling with the house burning down behind her. bartscottcantwait.gif

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