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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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This would be terrific if Gary Sinise or any of a hundred other personalities were reading this book report.

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Just found a live stream -- did I miss anything?  Donald is currently teaching a history lesson on cutter ships.  He's an expert, you know.

we invented opera.  otherwise, you're up to date.

Sounds like Linus reading his letter to the Great Pumpkin

And something tells me the Coast Guard doesn't get a vote.

45 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

While on weather delay, I came across this...lots to unpack here.  Trump tears up during interview when he talks about how people are so mean to him, when he is so nice.  Maybe someone posted in all the parade talk already.

 

CRY MORE BITCH

love it

“When I watched the Russian hookers piss on the bed, I had just one question: DID THEY GET OFF?”

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Just found a live stream -- did I miss anything?  Donald is currently teaching a history lesson on cutter ships.  He's an expert, you know.

 

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

So, JFK Jr’s not coming?

I hope he's piloting that Coast Guard plane. 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How can he stand there so long with his bone spurs?

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Wow he looks unhappy and the crown looks disappointed, confused and listless. Very low energy. SAD!

Welp, got his flyover. Bolton is currently at full mast.

That’s an awesome flyover.  B-2 with two F-22s

Glad I was able to watch Donald and his vagina neck stand stiffly while some airplanes flew overhead, off camera.

Haha. CNN went to commercial during the B2 flyover. 

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

That’s an awesome flyover.  B-2 with two F-22s

Being Trump’s target audience makes you full aggy. Well done. 

Donny Bonespurs recounting our military history is really compelling stuff. Deeply moving. I hope he gives proper attention to the thousands of like minded patriots who spent the early 70's dodging STDs in NYC discos.

He reads this speech as if he's learning all these facts for the first time. Which he is. 

I saw Trump open for Stamos in '19. Epic show, bruh!

This is a horrible ‘speech’ 

keep it short and upbeat, get out 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

These are the dumbest people on the face of the earth. 

 

These are Johnny Sack’s, OnBoard’s, Icono’s,, ChickenSandwich’s, and Chrispy’s people.  

There were airports during the Revolutionary War? 

If the election was tomorrow, dems would win by a landslide 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

well this confirms our suspicions.

deep down, god is a democrat.

Jew Jesus was a dirty Lib. American Winchester totin' Jesus was a straight Republican ticket voter.

When Toby Keith and Scott Baio get lowered from a blackhawk I'm gonna get sodomized by a giant freedom boner.

I'm not watching — is he in a plexiglass box because of the rain or is it a wall to protect him from being shot? 

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3 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

I'm not watching — is he in a plexiglass box because of the rain or is it a wall to protect him from being shot? 

 

Dick in a box

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Our army manned the ampert. It rand the airports. Took over the airports. It did everything it had to do and the star spankle stood defiant. 

6 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

airports, ramparts. /same difference

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ????

And huuuuuuuge lulz@the Harriet Tubman shout out 

the same Harriet Tubman that trump is blocking from the $50 bill

luuuuuuuuuuuulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this is trolling at its finest !!!!!!!

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Our army manned the ampert. It rand the airports. Took over the airports. It did everything it had to do and the star spankle stood defiant. 



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