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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, and I like this one.  It''s a fun one.

The ISM index of manufacturing fell to 47.8, it's lowest level since June 2009, the last month of the Great Recession.

Forecasts of recession are popping up all over.  He's fucking hanging himself with this one.  On the one hand, he can't stop bragging about the economy, on the other hand, he can't stop doing everything he can to tank it.  Smart move.  Bigly.

I want my check for being a Patriot manufacturer and not building stuff, dammit!

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

The body language is great.  If the Finn was leaning any further away, he'd fall out of his chair.  He does not want to be around this doofus.

finnish people have fairly strict personal boundaries. that's hilarious. he's seriously crawling out of his skin in that clip.

Like Brooke Baldwin hot?



Only if the economy can look into the camera and say “bullshit”
Just now, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


Only if the economy can look into the camera and say “bullshit”

 

 

Seems like it might sometime in the next year or so.

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

finnish people have fairly strict personal boundaries. that's hilarious. he's seriously crawling out of his skin in that clip.

reminded me of the Merkel response to Bush's shoulder squeeze, when he was POTUS

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, and I like this one.  It''s a fun one.

The ISM index of manufacturing fell to 47.8, it's lowest level since June 2009, the last month of the Great Recession.

Forecasts of recession are popping up all over.  He's fucking hanging himself with this one.  On the one hand, he can't stop bragging about the economy, on the other hand, he can't stop doing everything he can to tank it.  Smart move.  Bigly.

 

We'll all be standing in bread lines (because soup lines will be too expensive) and DOTARD will still be talking about how great his economy is. And ~ 40% of the populace will believe it.

Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

 

We'll all be standing in bread lines (because soup lines will be too expensive) and DOTARD will still be talking about how great his economy is. And ~ 40% of the populace will believe it.

Ha, you and the rest of the suckers will be standing in bread lines. I will be eating all the birds I can get my hands on and washing the plucked meat down my gullet with cups of melted snow.  

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

“A lot of people think Schiff committed treason”.

Should have said “I’m hearing, that a lot of people are saying, that Schiff committed treason.” 

Donnie two scoops’ mind is slipping. 

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

We'll all be standing in bread lines (because soup lines will be too expensive) and DOTARD will still be talking about how great his economy is. And ~ 40% of the populace will believe it.

eating leaves out of maga hats

Something weird is happening on CNN right now

Raskin talking about what he got from the State IG.   Some kind of weird packet of propaganda distributed by Pompeo 

4 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Raskin talking about what he got from the State IG.   Some kind of weird packet of propaganda distributed by Pompeo 

haha, he just called it amateurish

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

eating leaves out of maga hats

After the flooding (and more rain predicted in the Midwest), I think it's going to be cardboard or ramen.

Wtf was that from Raskin?  I couldn't follow that at all.   Someone mailed propaganda to Pompeo in May, and he gave it to the IG, and suddenly the IG calls Congress back to DC to hand it over today?  What? 

14 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Raskin talking about what he got from the State IG.   Some kind of weird packet of propaganda distributed by Pompeo 

Oh so active measures.  Cool

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Any news today? I’m all out of popcorn. May need to go to H-E-B if they’re open.

You're gonna need to hit up Costco for enough popcorn.

The only explanation I can come up with for that mess from Raskin was that there really is a serious internal retaliation issue happening right now and the IG also gave them the propaganda thing so that there could be a cover story for the meeting with Congress. 

10 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Wtf was that from Raskin?  I couldn't follow that at all.   Someone mailed propaganda to Pompeo in May, and he gave it to the IG, and suddenly the IG calls Congress back to DC to hand it over today?  What? 

Raskin doesn't even know what they have.  The presser was pre-mature, at best.  It was confusing and worthless, at its worst. 

That packet might be evidence, at some point, but no one knows where it came from at this point. 

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5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Raskin doesn't even know what they have.  The presser was pre-mature, at best.  It was confusing and worthless, at its worst. 

That packet might be evidence, at some point, but no one knows where it came from at this point. 

yeah, no shit. he couldn't even properly characterize what it was.

36 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

reminded me of the Merkel response to Bush's shoulder squeeze, when he was POTUS

That dude really did foreshadow all of this. It's remarkable. 

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Isn't that the guy who reported the scoop that Raskin just directly denied? 

4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, no shit. he couldn't even properly characterize what it was.

Probably because describing it would only propagate the conspiracy theory 

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Isn't that the guy who reported the scoop that Raskin just directly denied? 

Yes

 

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1 hour ago, Loco said:

The question is moot!  Who get's the car?  I get the car...

that brings back memories.  funny how some of the Reverend's issues under Reagan are still around today.

 

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1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

 

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3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

that brings back memories.

 

yup, I wasn't sure anyone would pick up on that

Just now, Loco said:

yup, I wasn't sure anyone would pick up on that

A few of us got it.  It was good.

20 hours ago, horncyclist said:

You wonder if this outcome--one way or another-- is inevitable at this point. Whether Trump wins or loses--whether there's interference or fraud or not. If Putin wanted to divide America it seems Project Trump is succeeding beyond his wildest expectations. I'm hopeful a leader like Warren could emerge and unite enough the country that we can move on somehow but at the same time I've never been so pessimistic. 

Are you fucking high? You think Warren is going to unite this country?  Let me let you in on a little secret... This country will stay divided no matter who is president. 

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

Are you fucking high? You think Warren is going to unite this country?  Let me let you in on a little secret... This country will stay divided no matter who is president. 

This is true.  The right really hates Warren.  They could live with a dottery Biden, but Warren is going to send them into fits of convulsion.  That's another thread though.

 

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

Are you fucking high? You think Warren is going to unite this country?  Let me let you in on a little secret... This country will stay divided no matter who is president. 

I dunno, seems like coming together to hate on Facebook, Wall Street, and predatory financial institutions isn’t the hardest sell.

Of course the tycoons will never come around. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Image result for thank you ted that was the joke gif

You have to spell it right to be the joke. Schiffty doesn't have any direct correlation to be drawn with Rick and Morty. 

Go take a comedy class homie. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I dunno, seems like coming together to hate on Facebook, Wall Street, and predatory financial institutions isn’t the hardest sell.

Of course the tycoons will never come around. 

We know you love Liz and her agenda, Hugo, but Jesus Christ himself could run as a Democrat on the same platform and 45% of the country would fucking hate him. 

Trump is so fucking funny.  I don't care who you are.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

We know you love Liz and her agenda, Hugo, but Jesus Christ himself could run as a Democrat on the same platform and 45% of the country would fucking hate him. 

I am aware.  We’ve been programmed to hate each other.  

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

This tweet needs to be its own article of impeachment.

Someone SPOOF IT NOW with the pic of Donald and Hillary. 

Nothing will unite our country politically, but at least a Democrat in office will help unite us as Americans, and Republicans can go back to politics as usual instead of backing Putin's agenda. 

Dink Bonknotto just went on Fox to say the IG briefing will expose a massive spy ring in the state department. Maybe Boing Dongrotti did that this morning, because it was on fox and friends. 

7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Trump is so fucking funny.  I don't care who you are.

This dude is Rocko.

7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This tweet needs to be its own article of impeachment.

You know, that picture doesn't really disprove Biden's assertion. 

I'm using Trump logic here.

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Dink Bonknotto just went on Fox to say the IG briefing will expose a massive spy ring in the state department. Maybe Boing Dongrotti did that this morning, because it was on fox and friends. 

We put our faith in Donk Bon Jovi!

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Dink Bonknotto just went on Fox to say the IG briefing will expose a massive spy ring in the state department. Maybe Boing Dongrotti did that this morning, because it was on fox and friends. 

I realize I have the sense of humor of a 3rd-grade boy, but "Boing Dongrotti" sent me over the edge.  + rep

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Brisket said it:  Insanity Plea.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

The body language is great.  If the Finn was leaning any further away, he'd fall out of his chair.  He does not want to be around this doofus.

The blue tie is a nice touch.

 

36 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

that brings back memories.  funny how some of the Reverend's issues under Reagan are still around today.

 

JL-D looks very attractive in that sketch.  1:40 or so.

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