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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

What a fucking terrible post. This one took effort. 

Great post!

 

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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

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    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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Just got caught up. I hate all of you 

 

Should've had the playclock stopped on 19. 

 

Not lewis

I sincerely hope the staff is not insane enough to recruit Brooks. If they actually are, anyone who values the reputation of our school should be furious. I don't give a shit how good he is (and he's REALLY fucking good). Let him go to Okie or LSU where he belongs.

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1 hour ago, jinx said:

We have had our share of wash out five stars too. 

Boy isn't that the truth. Maybe it's because we pay attention to our players more, but it seems like we lead the back wit doing less with more, sans Georgia and their 2 NC'S and the last one in 1980. Hopefully Tom doesn't feed them orange slices.

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, jinx said:

We have had our share of wash out five stars too. 

I'm still pissed about Trey Allen 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Boy isn't that the truth. Maybe it's because we pay attention to our players more, but it seems like we lead the back wit doing less with more, sans Georgia and their 2 NC'S and the last one in 1980. Hopefully Tom doesn't feed them orange slices.

 

 

 

 

Tennessee has been very good at making 5* recruits look bad lately when they get to their campus 

11 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Shut the fuck up, Barry.

That’s Mr. McKockiner to you. Fella

Boy isn't that the truth. Maybe it's because we pay attention to our players more, but it seems like we lead the back wit doing less with more, sans Georgia and their 2 NC'S and the last one in 1980. Hopefully Tom doesn't feed them orange slices.
 
 
 
 
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2018 NSD1

The 2018 Early Signing Period begins on Wednesday, Dec. 19 and ends on Friday, Dec. 22. All recruits that do not sign at the end of this period must wait until National Signing Day on Feb. 6, 2019.

 

(1)    December 16, 2018:        Quiet Period

What is a quiet period?

During a quiet period, a college coach may only have face-to-face contact with college-bound student-athletes or their parents on the college’s campus.  A coach may not watch student-athletes compete (unless a competition occurs on the college’s campus) or visit their high schools. Coaches may write or telephone college-bound student-athletes or their parents during this time.

 

(2)    December 17, 2018 through January 10, 2019 [applicable to all prospective student athletes (see Bylaw 13.02.5.5.2)]:   Dead Period

What is a dead period?

During a dead period a college coach may not have face-to-face contact with college-bound student-athletes or their parents, and may not watch student-athletes compete or visit their high schools. Coaches may write and telephone student-athletes or their parents during a dead period.

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11 hours ago, satyanash said:

lol Brooks is in Norman

Sorry I missed this. Trying to keep up. So NEXT LEVEL...

Leal, Steele, Kenyon Green...   Any other high profile names that have mentioned Texas this cycle?

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Sorry I missed this. Trying to keep up. So NEXT LEVEL...

Leal, Steele, Kenyon Green...   Any other high profile names that have mentioned Texas this cycle?

I assume the super duper secret mystery recruit is committed elsewhere, but have any of the 9.95ers confirmed this?

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

@TrojanPrincess, what are you guys hearing on Bru?

It’s all going to depend on whether he’s playing the game or the game within the game.  

Pappoe, Wease, Tuitele?

just throwing out high profile names that have ever mentioned us. 

Guys, quit worrying about a secret visitor not named Coker 

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8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

She has entered her quiet period.

Would be the first for a woman.

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Guys, quit worrying about a secret visitor not named Coker 

What’s the point of all this then?

3 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

What’s the point of all this then?

New thread motto.

44 minutes ago, Fud said:

@TrojanPrincess, what are you guys hearing on Bru?

I believe her head exploded after her premise that Clay Helton is a wonderful man, believed by all, and a winner to boot, went to complete and utter shit. 

21 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

What’s the point of all this then?

The point in his post is that there is no other secret visitor. Carrington and the recruits were trolling and $9.95ers bit hard. It was complete bullshit. 

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The point in his post is that there is no other secret visitor. Carrington and the recruits were trolling and $9.95ers bit hard. It was complete bullshit. 

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

2018 NSD1

The 2018 Early Signing Period begins on Wednesday, Dec. 19 and ends on Friday, Dec. 22. All recruits that do not sign at the end of this period must wait until National Signing Day on Feb. 6, 2019.

 

(1)    December 16, 2018:        Quiet Period

What is a quiet period?

During a quiet period, a college coach may only have face-to-face contact with college-bound student-athletes or their parents on the college’s campus.  A coach may not watch student-athletes compete (unless a competition occurs on the college’s campus) or visit their high schools. Coaches may write or telephone college-bound student-athletes or their parents during this time.

 

(2)    December 17, 2018 through January 10, 2019 [applicable to all prospective student athletes (see Bylaw 13.02.5.5.2)]:   Dead Period

What is a dead period?

During a dead period a college coach may not have face-to-face contact with college-bound student-athletes or their parents, and may not watch student-athletes compete or visit their high schools. Coaches may write and telephone student-athletes or their parents during a dead period.


Is it December 22nd?

Or is it the Friday after Wednesday the 19th?

 

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20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The point in his post is that there is no other secret visitor. Carrington and the recruits were trolling and $9.95ers bit hard. It was complete bullshit. 

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19 minutes ago, Napoleon said:


Is it December 22nd?

Or is it the Friday after Wednesday the 19th?

 

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Nice catch...... My Bad.   Mistake from article..... 

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Division I Football (Early Period) December 19, 2018 December 21, 2018

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So let's say a friend has been busy with irl stuff the past couple months and hasn't been closely following recruiting..

Anyone have abbreviated cliffs notes for such a dude?

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

So let's say a friend has been busy with irl stuff the past couple months and hasn't been closely following recruiting..

Anyone have abbreviated cliffs notes for such a dude?

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2 minutes ago, ousux said:

So let's say a friend has been busy with irl stuff the past couple months and hasn't been closely following recruiting..

Anyone have abbreviated cliffs notes for such a dude?

The cliffs notes on this thread are...

Squirrel!!

5 minutes ago, ousux said:

So let's say a friend has been busy with irl stuff the past couple months and hasn't been closely following recruiting..

Anyone have abbreviated cliffs notes for such a dude?

The aristocrats! 

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We are most likely getting LB Caleb Johnson, OT Hookfin.

We lost ATH Powell who will commit to Baylor (legacy).

There is some chance we may lose Marcus Washington. Kennedy Lewis is his backup.

S Catalon is total unknown. IMO, most likely Arkie.

Chances for ATH Bru, RB Sanders or RB Cain are slim. RB glass is the backup.

There was secret visitor over the weekend who may or may not be Carrington himself.

There are 2shhhs waiting to drop.

That sums up about last 20-25 pages.

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54 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The point in his post is that there is no other secret visitor. Carrington and the recruits were trolling and $9.95ers bit hard. It was complete bullshit. 

I bet you find joy in telling children there is no Santa Claus too. 

2 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

We are most likely getting LB Caleb Johnson, OT Hookfin.

We lost ATH Powell who will commit to Baylor (legacy).

There is some chance we may lose Marcus Washington. Kennedy Lewis is his backup.

S Catalon is total unknown. IMO, most likely Arkie.

Chances for ATH Bru, RB Sanders or RB Cain are slim. RB glass is the backup.

There was secret visitor over the weekend.

There are 2shhhs waiting to drop.

That sums up about last 20-25 pages.

"Secret" visitor was Coker. Lewis is replacing Powell (he ditched his Washington OV the second that happened)

12 minutes ago, ousux said:

So let's say a friend has been busy with irl stuff the past couple months and hasn't been closely following recruiting..

Anyone have abbreviated cliffs notes for such a dude?

Some people tried to ditch Kate for Allison Brie with disastrous results.

Spider2YBanana is slowly morphing into Phlegm.

We all boned South Austin’s mom.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The point in his post is that there is no other secret visitor. Carrington and the recruits were trolling and $9.95ers bit hard. It was complete bullshit. 

Goddamnit. 

31 minutes ago, ousux said:

So let's say a friend has been busy with irl stuff the past couple months and hasn't been closely following recruiting..

Anyone have abbreviated cliffs notes for such a dude?

I took Machinator's write-up and added players.  Hope this helps....  Hook'em 🤘

Machinator  Roster Analysis 12-14-2018

QB - done      (Roschon Johnson)

RB - desperately need a second guy, preferably someone who can play early.     (Derrian Brown)

OT - done, assuming Hookfin is in (Tyler Johnson, J.Shepherd)

Interior OL - desperately need someone, including a player who can contribute immediately (and preferably at center) (Coker??)

TE - done.  (Jared Wiley & Brayden Liebrock)

Outside WR - Need a second guy, maybe not desperate depending on who returns next season. If Washington flips this becomes desperate.
(Marcus Washington)

Inside WR - done. ( Jake Smith & Jordan Whittington)

DE - done, assuming Warren signs (M. Warren, J.Jones & P. Mpagi)

DT - done, based on the way this staff approaches interior DL recruiting and development (T'Vondre Sweat)

LB - done, assuming Caleb Johnson is in (Floyd, Gbenda, M.Tillman)

Outside corner - done, assuming whatever nonsense Kenyatta Watson Sr. had going on has been resolved (K.Watson, M Caldwell)

Nickel - Need, whether or not this is urgent depends on how you feel about someone like Chris Adimora  (Catalon hopefully)

Field/Boundary Safety - done  (Tyler Owens and Chris Adimora)

Special teams - need competition at punter, but probably not going to address it with a scholarship this cycle  (Whittington & Smith might be Returners)

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Gracias LT..

Decommit season is here, hopefully we don't get bitten too badly and/take advantage of others getting bitten.

I thought there was a “next level” visitor this weekend?

I'm really happy with our LB class this year (including C. Johnson). I think they're all really good takes and we landed two early impact guys that we desperately needed. A&M is a scary example of what could have been, but the staff killed it with this position group.

I took Machinator's write-up and added players.  Hope this helps....  Hook'em [emoji869]
Machinator  Roster Analysis 12-14-2018
QB - done      (Roschon Johnson)
RB - desperately need a second guy, preferably someone who can play early.     (Derrian Brown)
OT - done, assuming Hookfin is in (Tyler Johnson, J.Shepherd)
Interior OL - desperately need someone, including a player who can contribute immediately (and preferably at center) (Coker??)
TE - done.  (Jared Wiley & Brayden Liebrock)
Outside WR - Need a second guy, maybe not desperate depending on who returns next season. If Washington flips this becomes desperate.
(Marcus Washington)
Inside WR - done. ( Jake Smith & Jordan Whittington)
DE - done, assuming Warren signs (M. Warren, J.Jones & P. Mpagi)
DT - done, based on the way this staff approaches interior DL recruiting and development (T'Vondre Sweat)
LB - done, assuming Caleb Johnson is in (Floyd, Gbenda, M.Tillman)
Outside corner - done, assuming whatever nonsense Kenyatta Watson Sr. had going on has been resolved (K.Watson, M Caldwell)
Nickel - Need, whether or not this is urgent depends on how you feel about someone like Chris Adimora  (Catalon hopefully)
Field/Boundary Safety - done  (Tyler Owens and Chris Adimora)
Special teams - need competition at punter, but probably not going to address it with a scholarship this cycle  (Whittington & Smith might be Returners)


Solid summary. I think there will be a new DT, OL and skill player that will surface after signing day one, if/when we strike out on McCoy, Sanders and/or Cain.
7 minutes ago, GOAT said:

I thought there was a “next level” visitor this weekend?

Turns out, it was a "level beyond next" visitor.

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49 minutes ago, ousux said:

So let's say a friend has been busy with irl stuff the past couple months and hasn't been closely following recruiting..

Anyone have abbreviated cliffs notes for such a dude?

Praying for Brumas and Sandersmas, hoping like hell we don't end up with Glassmas.

34 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

We all boned South Austin’s mom.

She said I was the only one. Fuck, she also said she liked my dick.

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