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That TFB guy's tweet was already deleted. Add him to the list of goobers on here.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Every person picking it up is picking it up from that fucking Swanson link. 

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As of 30 seconds ago, Bru is not in the portal. That report is jumping the gun & claiming tamperment by the Texas staff.

CJ Vogel is indeed with TFB. However, he was victim of the same bamboozle as the rest of y'all.

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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No shit.  More than 30 pages in the last 24 hours.

Fun fact: Kate once got so mad at a director she was working with that she secretly peed in his water bottle.
 
Shit, Roma just fapped didn't he.

Is that frowned upon?
2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

As of 30 seconds ago, Bru is not in the portal. That report is jumping the gun & claiming tamperment by the Texas staff.

I hope our coaches are tampering. Good luck proving that one, Clay. You’ve got bigger problems. 

Just now, gordogg24p said:

CJ Vogel is indeed with TFB. However, he was victim of the same bamboozle as the rest of y'all.

That was one bigbamboozle, wasn't it?

Wait.  Wait.  So can we start sucking each other’s dick yet?  Or nah.  

Just now, TexasBeta said:
14 minutes ago, ajax said:
Fun fact: Kate once got so mad at a director she was working with that she secretly peed in his water bottle.
 
Shit, Roma just fapped didn't he.


Is that frowned upon?

But imagine if you could be the man to make her smile.

 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Wait.  Wait.  So can we start sucking each other’s dick yet?  Or nah.  

Can't you just ask your neighbor?

What’s a CB?  Sorry I’m still on page 5

1 minute ago, gordogg24p said:

CJ Vogel is indeed with TFB. However, he was victim of the same bamboozle as the rest of y'all.

Yet another douchebag "reporter" desperate to be first in the market.   Pathetic.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Wait.  Wait.  So can we start sucking each other’s dick yet?  Or nah.  

Just the tips

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

EDIT: Well, huh, shit. Not gonna blow my load based on that bullshit.

I've already blown a load this morning watching Sophie from the Golden Girls, so you'll be fine.  Your body is ready to go again by the time Blanche comes on. 

I never viewed Bru as anywhere near the top of recruits as far as attention seeking, but damn if this hasn't caused more craziness than pretty much every other recruit this cycle combined.

Just now, texifornia said:

Just the tips

Apparently costs $2.96, though.

Just now, The Dude said:

What’s a CB?  Sorry I’m still on page 5

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8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Apparently somehow associated with TFB?

@OnAComputer, what say ye?

He read the USC247 report and thought it was legit. Just a reactionary tweet. He's a young dude in college. Please spare him your wrath.

Just now, OnAComputer said:

He read the USC247 report and thought it was legit. Just a reactionary tweet. He's a young dude in college. Please spare him your wrath.

I'll think about it.

What college is he in?

1 minute ago, OnAComputer said:

He read the USC247 report and thought it was legit. Just a reactionary tweet. He's a young dude in college. Please spare him your wrath.

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Just now, OnAComputer said:

He's a young dude in college. Please spare him your wrath.

While I personally reserve my wrath for well-timed outbursts during jury duty, you really ought to know by now that this forum is full of people who consider "young dude in college" to be the flimsiest of defenses against horrible backlash.

3 minutes ago, CB'sGotMeLit said:

I've already blown a load this morning watching Sophie from the Golden Girls, so you'll be fine.  Your body is ready to go again by the time Blanche comes on. 

Who the fuck is Sophie?  You mean Sophia?

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2 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

He read the USC247 report and thought it was legit. Just a reactionary tweet. He's a young dude in college. Please spare him your wrath.

What's Gabe's excuse?

4 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

He read the USC247 report and thought it was legit. Just a reactionary tweet. He's a young dude in college. Please spare him your wrath.

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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

 

Man, half their staff jumped on that tweet.

Just now, texifornia said:

Man, half their staff jumped on that tweet.

This was well after the others had been deleted. 

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Who the fuck is Sophie?  You mean Sophia?

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Ya that's the broad.  You jerk off to her to?

3 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

He read the USC247 report and thought it was legit. Just a reactionary tweet. He's a young dude in college. Please spare him your wrath.

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Just now, texifornia said:

Man, half their staff jumped on that tweet.

That tweet was just now.

According to Sources Close to Bru McCoy, The 5 #Athlete will Transfer from USC to Texas.

McCoy is Expected to be in Austin By Next Week. 

He and The Texas Coaching Staff Anticipate He’ll have to Sit Out a year But they Will Apply for a Waiver Hoping to Avoid that Situation.

McCoy was All Set to Commit to #Texas Before the 2019 All-American Bowl but was Convinced to Commit to USC by former Trojan Offensive Coordinator Kliff Kingsbury at The Last Minute.

 After Kingsbury was Hired Away to be The Head Coach of the Arizona Cardinals, McCoy Apparently Soured on The Idea of Wearing Cardinal and Goal.

The Product of Mater Dei HS has Received his Family’s Blessing for The Transfer, Which is a Big Deal Given that his Father is Close with USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann. 

He’s Set to Announce His Intentions to Transfer Soon.

Per USC 247 - Chris Swanson

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