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Pre-shower shit - do you wipe?

Pre-shower shit - do you wipe?  

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  1. 1. What's your MO?

    • Wipe as normal
    • Wipe less than normal
    • No wipe
    • I have a bidet you animal


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The shitting with a wet ass after getting out of a shower has me confused.  I'm serious, but do you not dry off when you get out of the shower?   Continuing from above, it doesn't matter whether I just got out of the shower or not.  If I'm not able to properly wash my ass, I'm getting back in the shower.

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but I'm wiping first

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36 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Ok, I feel like we've talked about this before...

But if you take a shit after you step out of the shower, do you wipe (toilet paper and wet ass) or step back into the shower (similar question to the one raised in the op)? 

Clean your ass and get back in the shower!!

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When you embrace the six sigma lifestyle, you will realize that the most efficient morning bathroom routine is to shit, shower, and shave simultaneously. 
the lifestyle does require commitment. OpEx is not just for work. 

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Normally I use wet wipes, but to conserve when I know I'm going to shower immediately after, I'll use same shitty toilet paper as the rest of you that doesn't do shit knowing full well I'll have the full use of 80+ psi to get the shit completely out of my crack in the shower.  Nothing bigger than a pinkie nail, my shower head don't fuck around.

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9 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Ok, I feel like we've talked about this before...

But if you take a shit after you step out of the shower, do you wipe (toilet paper and wet ass) or step back into the shower (similar question to the one raised in the op)? 

Easy, your towel is handy so go for the Mangino wipe.

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15 hours ago, F250 said:

I dropped in just to see if this was an option. The fact that it's not means OP doesn't see the wrongness of his question. Never tailgate with ztejas.

I would never tailgate with a thorough-wiper anyways.

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On 9/11/2020 at 3:16 AM, mulletpelini said:

Normally I use wet wipes, but to conserve when I know I'm going to shower immediately after, I'll use same shitty toilet paper as the rest of you that doesn't do shit knowing full well I'll have the full use of 80+ psi to get the shit completely out of my crack in the shower.  Nothing bigger than a pinkie nail, my shower head don't fuck around.

 

Hope you're using the right kind that breaks down right away and not the kind that fucks up your plumbing.

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On 9/10/2020 at 11:36 PM, NWBuck said:

Ok, I feel like we've talked about this before...

But if you take a shit after you step out of the shower, do you wipe (toilet paper and wet ass) or step back into the shower (similar question to the one raised in the op)? 

This confuses me I mean we must be talking about a surprise shit here. The leadtime on a shit is just about always longer than a shower... I mean unless you get in to the tub and you’re already Prairie dogging I just don’t get it.

regardless , to answer the question..if I’m expecting to get laid later that day I’d get back in the shower. Otherwise I’d just wipe & go. 

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