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I recall how Trump verbally bitchslapped Cruz in an extremely unprofessional Trump fashion - more so than Hilary. Why did Cruz do vociferously support Trump?

What specifically did Cruz do with respect to January 6th?

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2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I recall how Trump verbally bitchslapped Cruz in an extremely unprofessional Trump fashion - more so than Hilary. Why did Cruz do vociferously support Trump?

What specifically did Cruz do with respect to January 6th?

1)  because he is a coward. he threatened to fight trump, then went all in on trump rhetoric after trump called his wife ugly and accused his dad of helping to kill kennedy. 

2) he fanned the flames of a "stolen election." he was in the act of objecting to the certification of the electoral votes when the capitol was overrun, but his rhetoric in the run up to that act certainly gave motivation to the rioters. there's even video of the rioters in the chamber surmising "ted cruz would want us to do this."

he knew exactly what he was doing. 

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34 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What specifically did Cruz do with respect to January 6th?

He participated in the seditious and destabilizing fiction that the election was stolen or illegitimate. That, in and of itself, is an act of sedition unless evidence exists to the contrary, and in 70+ court cases they failed to prove their case. He then went further to encourage mass popular action to disrupt the ministerial duties of congress to record the vote of the states. Also sedition. 

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Thanks. I just tune him out. I know how he voted with respect to objecting on 1/6, but just don’t pay attention to him enough to know what his role in the capitol storming was.

He’s a fraud. I’d love to see him get expelled. 

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2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

2) he fanned the flames of a "stolen election." he was in the act of objecting to the certification of the electoral votes when the capitol was overrun, but his rhetoric in the run up to that act certainly gave motivation to the rioters. there's even video of the rioters in the chamber surmising "ted cruz would want us to do this."

And sent out fund raising texts during the insurrection.

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Joey B dominated In Pittsburgh and you tried to throw out their votes. So eat a fat dick

and you ain’t the senator who represents Pittsburgh  

 

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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Voted against the DNI in the first appointment vote tonight. Setting the tone early. 

He and Hawley- the Traitor Twins. Bet they don’t vote to confirm a single one 

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12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Joey B dominated In Pittsburgh and you tried to throw out their votes. So eat a fat dick

and you ain’t the senator who represents Pittsburgh  

 

Jesus, now he’s repeating moronic things Trump said? Holy fuck. Back in 2017 when Trump pulled out of the agreement, he said, “I was elected to represent Pittsburgh, not Paris.” The Paris Climate Agreement isn’t about Paris, you fucking jackass. 

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9 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Manly. Musky. Mauve.

IIRC, purple--or shades thereof--is supposed to represent bipartisanship. Dollars to doughnuts, Ted is aware of this and is mocking it because that's just the slimy git he is to do such a thing.

He is as the drought upon Texas soil: devoid of any substance that nourishes its resources and its citizens.

His seditious little posse can mosey on along now.

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16 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

IIRC, purple--or shades thereof--is supposed to represent bipartisanship. Dollars to doughnuts, Ted is aware of this and is mocking it because that's just the slimy git he is to do such a thing.

He is as the drought upon Texas soil: devoid of any substance that nourishes its resources and its citizens.

His seditious little posse can mosey on along now.

Yeah, but that just makes his "I hope I can shoot you" message on a color that's supposed to signify unity even more unintentionally funny.

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1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Yeah, but that just makes his "I hope I can shoot you" message on a color that's supposed to signify unity even more unintentionally funny.

On a Surly level, I can laugh, but he's really not good for America. He could have been an immigrant family success story, and by most metrics that people use nowadays, he is. But those metrics are perverted. I could disagree with some of his policies and still be aware that I am one of 30 million people residing in the state he represents and thus not in the majority, but his perfidy has no limit and he does not seem to care. No sense of shame or humility. No responsibility.

“It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong.” --Abraham Lincoln.

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Ted retreats to Nixonian politics. Weak. He thinks Republicans are dumb enough to trust anything he says.

Hubris is kryptonite to this type of huckster. Does not thrive in reality based environment. Requires suspension of belief in facts so he can spin a yarn. He believes Texans are dumb enough to fall for his shit.

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12 hours ago, Js1 said:

Joey B dominated In Pittsburgh and you tried to throw out their votes. So eat a fat dick

and you ain’t the senator who represents Pittsburgh  

 

That can’t be real. Does he really think the agreement is about Paris or is he playing to his moron base?

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That can’t be real. Does he really think the agreement is about Paris or is he playing to his moron base?

Unlike trump Cruz actually has an ounce of intelligence so yeah he’s just playing to the trumpets hoping to take over the role of supreme idiot. He’ll be tweeting grade school nicknames by the end of the year.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Unlike trump Cruz actually has an ounce of intelligence so yeah he’s just playing to the trumpets hoping to take over the role of supreme idiot. He’ll be tweeting grade school nicknames by the end of the year.

And he will fail, miserably.  The dude has zero charisma, he's ugly as homemade soap and he's a total cuckold.  JFC, how did this guy get elected for anything?

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That can’t be real. Does he really think the agreement is about Paris or is he playing to his moron base?

Washpark already answered your question:

6 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Hubris is kryptonite to this type of huckster. Does not thrive in reality based environment. Requires suspension of belief in facts so he can spin a yarn. He believes Texans are dumb enough to fall for his shit.

Until voted out of office, Ted has been proven to be correct. The sad fact is that a slim majority of Texas voters are indeed dumb morons (redundancy recognized).

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

she just crushes him and he likes the beat downs 

He loves it because he thinks she's playing into his hands.  Every comment makes him the martyr for the upright anti socialist 'Murican.   But only fools will martyr a fool.  

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12 hours ago, Js1 said:

Joey B dominated In Pittsburgh and you tried to throw out their votes. So eat a fat dick

and you ain’t the senator who represents Pittsburgh  

 

Does this retarded and worthless cocksucker really think the PCA is about the views of Parisians? I don't even know what to say. 

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3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Does this retarded and worthless cocksucker really think the PCA is about the views of Parisians? I don't even know what to say. 

While, yes, he is indeed a worthless cocksucker, he doesn't really think that. He's only betting that Texas voters are regarded enough to do so. Until proven otherwise, he's right.

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11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

the title of this thread never ceases to make me smile every time I see it

Literally, every time I see this thread pop up, I say to myself, “Yes, Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.”

 

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16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

While, yes, he is indeed a worthless cocksucker, he doesn't really think that. He's only betting that Texas voters are regarded enough to do so. Until proven otherwise, he's right.

That's clearly what's going on here. I reckon I'm still getting the hang of this post-truth political hellscape.

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22 minutes ago, bolverk said:

While, yes, he is indeed a worthless cocksucker, he doesn't really think that. He's only betting that Texas voters are regarded enough to do so. Until proven otherwise, he's right.

Nobody has less respect for their constituents than the GOP

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32 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And he will fail, miserably.  The dude has zero charisma, he's ugly as homemade soap and he's a total cuckold.  JFC, how did this guy get elected for anything?

I ain't ever made soap, but there's no way it looks that fucked up. 

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2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

That's clearly what's going on here. I reckon I'm still getting the hang of this post-truth political hellscape.

That's the trick, isn't it? Differentiating between the hucksters and the true believers in Congress. You've got the Hawleys and Cruzes in the Senate playing to the rubes, and then the Goehmerts and Boemerts in the Housewho might actually believe all this shit.

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If not for the good people of Dayton, OH, there would be no peace in Bosnia. 

Not to mention the King of France whose interests were clearly supported by the Treaty of Versailles...in 1919.

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44 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Washpark already answered your question:

Until voted out of office, Ted has been proven to be correct. The sad fact is that a slim majority of Texas voters are indeed dumb morons (redundancy recognized).

I think the vast majority of Texans that vote R could give a fuck who the person on the ballot is.  They are fully brainwashed that R = good and D = trying to destroy your lives.  The only way to beat them is to outnumber them.

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